Establishment Reviews & Interviews

• Historic – Black Rose Brewery
• Historic – City of PaxLair
• Historic – Dragon Tear Cafe
• Historic – Duir of Yew Tavern
• Historic – Eliza’s Stargate Runeatorium
• Historic – Ladies of the Lair
• Historic – Luigi’s Pizzeria
• Historic – Paxlair Fighting Pen
• Historic – PaxLair Stables
• Historic – Paxlair Survival Shop
• Historic – Red Wolf Café
• Historic – Second Chance Provisioners
• Historic – The Falconer’s Inn
• Historic – The Mystic Lake Tavern
• Historic – The Township of Gyldenfeld
• Historic – Ian Stormbringer’s Keep
• Historic – Township of Mythndale
• Historic – City of Silvervale
• Historic – SHE Auction House
• Historic – Nissi Auction House
• Historic – PaxOku Market
• Historic – Moi & Toi’s Museum
• Historic – Hall of Havoc
• Historic – Tall Tale Tavern
• Historic – Paxlair Alchemy Shop
• Historic – Paxlair Twin Towers

• The Pitmuck Pirate Invasion: The Good News and the Bad News February 8, 2015 Dreadlord LestatPitmuck Pirate Invasion Pitmuck Island February 7, 2015 By Riyana Rumors of an impending attack on the island of goblins had been circulating for some time, and the notorious Holly Bloodhand herself had been spotted sailing toward Pitmuck. On Saturday, February 7th at 8PM EST, citizens from all over Sosaria gathered in the Vesper Auction House and Tavern to ...
• Unveiling the Evil February 7, 2015 Dreadlord LestatUnveiling the Evil Yew February 2nd, 2015 By Riyana On Monday, February 2nd, citizens from around Sosaria answered the call of Governor Tehan of Yew. It seemed that Orcish Chief Crak’Trizh had made another threat on the city of Yew: The volunteers assembled in front of the Empath Abbey and proceeded to the Yew prison to interrogate Orcish prisoners about ...
• An Icy Investigation Part Deux January 29, 2015 Dreadlord LestatAn Icy Investigation Part Deux Jhelom January 29th, 2015 Governor Scabby put out a call to arms, as he continued the investigation into the mysterious icy patches and moongate. It did not take long for a motley crew of roughnecks to descend on to the Hand of Death Guild Hall in Jhelom. As the menacing group awaited the arrival ...
• The first ever Pitmuck Auction! January 23, 2015 Dreadlord LestatPitmuck Auction Pitmuck January 23rd, 2015 8pm EST Pit muck hosted it’s first ever goblin run auction Friday night. It was considered a success and enjoyed by all. Governor Vic II of Minoc posted the following results: Number of lots: 20 Total Sold ?? (goblins can’t count) Average ?? Largest Item: Pitmuck Pinworm Cure sold for 1 mill and ...
• An Icy Investigation January 22, 2015 Dreadlord LestatAn Icy Investigation Jhelom January 21st, 2015 Strange things were afoot in Jhelom. Governor Scabby had found a path of icy patches leading from the Hand of Death Guild Hall in South/East Jhelom that led to a mysterious moongate. Scabby called in for reinforcement in case of danger. Many adventurers showed up including Lt. Governor of Jhelom Ozog, ...
• Chesapeake Governor’s Council Meeting January 18th, 2015 January 18, 2015 Dreadlord LestatChesapeake Governor’s Council Meeting Blackthorn’s Castle Council Room January 18th, 2015 6:00 pm EST The Chesapeake Governor’s Council Meeting started out like any other, the King discussed ongoing issues in the Kingdom, the governor’s discussed events in their cities, onlookers looked on with keen interest or slept noisily. When all of a sudden, out of thin air, black specters ...
• Attention Silver Pirate Cutlass Owners January 17, 2015 Lord GarethAttention Silver Pirate Cutlass Owners By: EM Drosselmeyer, UO Event Moderator Please Note that on Saturday, January 24th at 5:00pm ET Mesanna will be on hand at our Hall of Commons location for those players who gained the silver pirate cutlasses to adjust them so they are able to be equipped. Thank you. CHESAPEAKE SHARD DIRECTORY
• Lady Sweet Touch Bests Field In Guardians Gate Archery Tournament! January 11, 2015 Morpheus                       In this weeks sporting news, the player city of Guardians Gate hosted many of the finest archers in the realm inside the cities famed Coliseum. Fourteen competitors from near and far took aim at the nights 1,000,000  gold purse as six rounds of tight matches took place with many of those coming down to the final ...
• Governor Murdock Redbone Hosts Britain’s 50/50 Event! January 11, 2015 Morpheus          This week the city of Britain and it’s Governor Murdock Redbone held a fund raising venture with a twist as patrons gathered to aid the city in its trade endevours. The mission was simple, complete as many trade requests as possible in thiry minutes time.               As if shot from a cannon, citizens were ...
• Vesper Auction’s First Auction of the New Year 1-2-15 January 3, 2015 Dreadlord LestatVesper Vesper Auction House 1-2-15 Here are the stats from the first Vesper Auction of 2015: 79 lots auctioned, 281,337,000 total sales, highest purchase was the Vas In Corp Del Grav – Greater Glacial Field Scroll Conjured by Lieutenant Baelgard scroll for 50,000,000 The first auction of the year was a great time. There were a lot of awesome items ...
• An Exodus Encounter Sponsored by the City of Jhelom January 1, 2015 Dreadlord LestatJanuary 01, 2015 Jhelom Hand of Death Guild Hall Governor Scabby of Jhelom  and Deputy Governor Ozog started off 2015 with a bang! The City of Jhelom sponsored an Exodus run, with the help of the Paxlair Community, provided keys for all who attended. There was a large turn out and approximately 20 brave adventures journeyed into the ...
• Governor Elects Convene As Tempers Flare In Castle Blackthorn! December 23, 2014 Morpheus           The end of the current election period has brought to Britannia the newly courted Governors of the lands held under the rule of the crown. His majesty hosted the council in thier chambers this past week to convene on the status of the cities as well as any upcoming plans in the works. Those ...
• Holiday Treachery Thwarted! December 23, 2014 Morpheus     With Christmas upon us,  we are all resting easy as jolly old Santa recieved the aid of availble adventurers to save the Christmas magic this week.  The call from the King himself rang out as word spread that a treacherous duo of elves had stolen the holiday magic in the hopes to dash  Santas annual ...
• Chesapeake Community Tree Lighting, Dinner & Giveaway 12/24/14 @8:30pm ET December 23, 2014 Lord Gareth Chesapeake Community Tree Lighting, Dinner & Giveaway 2014 (Tree from 2012) Hosts: Governor Gareth of New Magincia Ozog of Pitmuck Lady Angelica of Luna When: Wednesday, December 24th at 8:30pm ET Where: New Magincia, Trammel This year the Community Holiday/Christmas Tree event will consist of a few mini events. The night will start off with the Community Tree Lighting by Ozog, followed by a delicious dinner prepared by ...
• Governors Election Near Complete! December 14, 2014 Morpheus   The current election cycle for the Governship of the major cities of the realm draws near its conclusion as today is the final day to cast your votes. The week long event takes place at each cities respective stone located near it’s main vault. Votes will be tallied at sun up tommorrow and winners ...
• debait December 12, 2014 Lord Garethdebait By: Whiterabbit of Pitmuck   WEE ALREADY HABE SIT Murdock – Running for Britain Victor II – Governor of Minoc Squrit – Currently the Envoy of New Magincia, running for Governor Gunga Din – Running for Skara Brae Scabby – Governor of Jhelom Tina – Running for Skara Brae Tinky Feets – Running for Britain Ivy – Governor of Vesper Lauren – Governor of Moonglow The platforms ...
• Chesapeake Election Posters! November 30, 2014 Lord GarethChesapeake Election Posters! November 30th 2014   Murdock Redbone for Governor of Britain Greetings fellow citizens, I am happy to announce my upcoming candidacy for Governor of Britain. As of late the citizens of the City of Britain have not been represented properly in the government; and trade deals that the citizens could benefit from have been lacking from the current administration. I ...
• Results of the Tribal Berry Challenge! August 27, 2014 Lord Gareth Results of the Tribal Berry Challenge! By: old gypsy and Icky   Icky is happy to announce the winners of the Tribal Berry Challenge! 1st Place: Sparrow 2nd Place: Falbala 3rd Place: Murdock Redbone 4th Place: Tehan 5th Place: Darkwave 6th Place: Charles of Saxon Unfortunately only two of the winners – Sparrow and Murdock Redbone – were able ...
• The Search for the Lucky Ducks! May 1, 2014 Morpheus     EM Drosselmeyer gathered any and all who would venture out to the Chesapeake Fairgrounds last eve to play a most interesting game of hide and seek. It seemed as if the majestic golden bird along side the robed one had lost it’s offspring in various locations about the realm.          Those who took challenge sped off to seek ...
• Governor Bloodhand Leads Venture To Corgul! May 1, 2014 Morpheus    The Governor of Vesper, the often deviously thought after Holly Bloodhand recuited officers and cutthroats alike last eve to embark on a journey to face the famed Titan of the Island Corgul….        Embarking from the Jhelom docks the pirate captain sailed swiftly to the coordinates where Corgul was last spotted. The mix and match ...
• Pitmuck Hosts Easter Egg Hunt! April 19, 2014 Morpheus   The Paxlair Alliance city of Pitmuck Island played host to a holiday treat this evening as players took part in an Easter Egg Hunt along the shores of the goblin retreat. Ozog Giantfart and his duo of pointy eared helpers Icky and Nubby turned a total of ten seekers out onto the lands in ...
• Cupid Arrives on Chesapeake! February 16, 2014 Morpheus    The celebration of St. Valentine’s Day here on Chesapeake brought a bonanza of adorable new household pets! Cupid visited us once again this year and upon his arrival he left a giant pink statue in the center of Luna! Using the statue gifted each who visited a puppy or kitten bearing the names of ...
• Hall of Commons Recap! February 13, 2014 Morpheus  Players gathered for the “Hall of Commons” meeting hosted by EM Drosselmeyer on Tuesdays eve just outside the city of Britain. Herein Drosselmeyer began the night by going over the months schedule followed by announcements.       Proceeding along, it was noted that City Guards were all up and running inside the various election cities in the ...
• Febuary EM Schedule February 13, 2014 MorpheusFrom the quill of EM Drosselmeyer: “Sorry about the lateness in posting this! Tuesday the 11th at 7 PM – Hall of Commons! Catch up on the past storyline with us and we’ll answer any questions! Thursday the 13th @ 9 PM – Governors Council! Don’t miss it! Tuesday 18th at 7 PM EST – The Sosarian Solstice Faire is ...
• City of Trinsic Fishing Tournament Wrap Up! February 4, 2014 MorpheusAnglers wet a line in the name of the city of Trinsic this past week as Governor Phoenix hosted a local fishing tourney. A two hour window was given to find the largest and smallest “big fish” as well as the same for “rare” species.     After the two hour tour, many fish were landed and returned ...
• Royal Guard Intercept Corrupted Caravan! January 28, 2014 Morpheus   The enlisted of The Royal Guard gathered for briefing inside thier command headquarters in the city of Serpents Hold this past weekend. Commander Gwen Irina set forth a mission for the evening to lay in wait in the player city of Silvervale in the hopes that intel recieved would prove noteworthy.   Intel suspected the ...
• Trinsic City Fishing Tournament (Open to the Public) January 28, 2014 Lord Gareth
• Chutes and Ladders in Dragon’s Watch! January 19, 2014 Morpheus     Saturday Jan. 18th, 2014      Dragon’s Watch, Felucca     Patrons gathered in the city of PaxOku last eve en route to the Felucca player run city of Dragon’s Watch to take part in anniversary activities hosted by the Paxlair statehood. Lord Nanoc and Lady Phoenix hosted two rounds of adventurous “chutes and ladders” as players traversed the ...
• Paxlair Anniversary Schedule – Better Late Than Never! January 18, 2014 Morpheus    I was glad to see I arrived back in the realm in time to catch at least the last two nights of the Paxlair statehood’s SIXTEENTH anniversary. With any luck you’ve managed to visit a few of the events this week but here’s a rundown of the weeks events and whats to come. Congratulations ...
• Please welcome! January 16, 2014 Lady TiaEveryone please welcome  Lord Gareth as the News Manager for Chesapeake while Morpheus is on hiatus.  Thank you Lord Gareth for taking up this position as well as the forums you currently moderate!  
• January EM Event Schedule January 9, 2014 Lord GarethJanuary EM Event Schedule Posted By: EM Dramnar *from somewhere in the distant distance you hear a whisper resembling a schedule of sorts..* Sun 12th – 6:00pm – Sosarian Solstice Faire (fun n games for all!). Sun 19th – 6:00pm – HoC. Tue 21st – 7:00pm – Council Meeting (a lovely wee chinwag for those governor-folks). Fri 24th – ?:??pm – ...
• Chesapeake Community Christmas Tree Lighting 2013 December 27, 2013 Lord GarethChesapeake Community Christmas Tree Lighting & Dinner The City of New Magincia, Trammel – December 24th 2013 Video By: Victor Speranza II – Governor of Minoc   Hosts: Governor Gareth of New Magincia Governor Phoenix of Trinsic Mayor NANOC of Dragons Watch Lady Angelica of Luna This years Community Christmas Tree was literally built by the players of the Chesapeake. The tree was constructed ...
• May EM Event Schedule April 30, 2013 MorpheusFrom the Desk of EM Dranmar: ” May stuff to drool over..! Fri 3rd – 8pm – Sosarian Solstice Fair – Huzzah! Wed 8th – 8pm – Reinforcing The Portal – An RBG caravan event, expect scuffles en route! Sun 12th – 6pm – Feluccan Battles – This will be a PvP team based event.. come expecting to die. Wed 22nd ...
• Silvervale’s First Annual Easter Bunny Hunt! March 25, 2013 Morpheus
• “Deal or No Deal” and “Let’s Make A Deal” Come to Chesapeake March 24, 2013 Morpheus    On what was quite a busy Saturday night on Chesapeake, UORadio hosted it’s popular versions of “Deal or No Deal” and “Let’s Make a Deal” in the UORadio house located south from the city of Luna.     All the familiar DJ’s were afoot. DJ Sandman, Norman Bates, Howie San Mandel, and more helped maked the ...
• Curious Feud Ends With Golden Goose! March 24, 2013 Morpheus     A bitter feud was perhaps laid to rest this weekend as Farmer Jaffrey’s farm lands along the southern shores of Moonglow were under attack by infamous vorpal bunnies. The farmer showed up at the Moonglow counselors guild demanding help dispersing the attackers and find those repsonsible. Attuning his vigilante idea of justice upon the the ...
• Goblins Take Over Impromptu HoC! March 17, 2013 Morpheus         Like many citizens around Britannia, I missed the notification of tonight’s cancellation of the weekly HoC meeting. Those who also gathered at the Hall were soon witness to the takeover of the meeting by the various goblins of the realm. Like a band of gremlins they ascended upon the Hall rummaging and marking thier territory ...
• HoC Welcomes In EM Dramnar! January 21, 2013 Morpheus     Chesapeake gathered for it’s weekly meeting at the Hall of Commons a bit early on Sundays Eve and much to our surprise we were introduced to ur new EM, Dramnar. The usual announcements and small talk soon turned into a meet greet with the shards new event moderator.      The ever inquisitive population of Chesapeake ...
• Paxlair Statehood Set To Mark 15 Years! January 14, 2013 Morpheus   The Paxlair statehood, Chesapeakes oldest player run city is set to mark it’s 15th anniversary this week with a week long schedule of events in celebration. Along with it’s allying cities of PaxOku, Dragons Watch, Pitmuck, Arsylan, Gyldenfeld, and Nidaros, the Statehood has come up with a great lineup of events for the entire ...
• Lady Phoenix Wins City Dart Tourney! January 14, 2013 Morpheus    Contestants gathered at the famed Ottersrun Taphouse last Wednesdays eve in Guardians Gate to test thy aim in the city dart competition. Thirteen shooters in all vied for the 1,000,000 gold on the line as the night got underway. With the ale flowing like water, shooters did thier best to hit thier mark however ...
• HoC Roundup 1/6/13 January 7, 2013 Morpheus     Citizens gathered for the years first HoC meeting last eve just north of the Brit moongate. EM Drosselmeyer arrived with a flamestrike  as the meeting got underway with announcements. Dross excitedly exclaimed we would see our new EM addition somewhere towrds the middle to end of the month along with the following schedule of ...
• Stratics Santa Visits Chespeake! December 26, 2012 Morpheus    The shard was aglow with christmas spirit over the holiday as among the EM decorated halls of the Luna bank, the Stratics Santa payed visit to one and all over the holiday weekend spreading yultide cheer to all in his presence.  Treats were aplenty as Santa gave “Stratics Xmas 2012″ Brandy as well as ...
• HoC 12/16/12 December 17, 2012 Morpheus     Citizens of Chesapeake gathered last eve at what would be our final meeting with EM Drosslemeyer for 2012. Reminising on the year gone by, Drosslemeyer reminded us of our many victories throughout the year as well as lingering defeats and work left to be done in the coming months. It was a year of ...
• HoC Roundup 10/28/12 October 29, 2012 Morpheus    EM Drosselmeyer hosted the shards weekly meeting this past Sundays eve as players gathered for current events, info, and Q & A. Dross went on to announce a few upcoming dates for our enjoyment as the month of November shall play host to a Sons of the Seas sponsored fishing event seeking not only ...
• Celebrate 15 Years with us! October 20, 2012 Lady Tia   Tomorrow we are all a part of history! The majority of us know how old Stratics is and here are some interesting facts Stratics. Stratics will be hosting a Livestream tomorrow at 2:00pm EST, 1:00 pm CST, 11:00 am PST and 7:00 pm BST and the thread to share their own memories. Stratics encourages anyone interested to ...
• End of an Era on Chesapeake October 7, 2012 Morpheus                                      The end of long, adventurous journey reached it’s end this past week here on Chesapeake as the shard said goodbye to it’s Elder Event Moderator EM Dudley after a four year trek of events, and happenings, and comraderie. Dudley joined the shard back in 2008. At this past Sundays HoC, Dudley said his goodbyes ...
• October EM Events! October 7, 2012 MorpheusOn October the 10th at 8:30 PM EST we will have “King and Country” event…this will be a roleplaying event. On October the 24th at 8:30 PM EST the Sosarian Solstice Fair will return once more On October 27th at 8:30 PM EST we will have “Reckoning and Retaliation”, a combat based event The static that was pushed ...
• September EM Events September 7, 2012 MorpheusThursday, September 6th @ 8:30pm ET – “Seamless Transition” – Gate from Luna The Honor Moongate still looms over the Land as it’s fate is uncertain, is convincing by Lord Dupre and Sherry all it will take, or are there more sinister and Dark magics that Lord Blackthorn must overcome… September 13th, 2012 – Scene of the ...
• Blackthorn Lives! August 22, 2012 Morpheus     Gathering in Luna, patrons from about the realm waited patiently for the nights activities to begin. A night of conversation and answers were on tap as Lord Dupre summoned those interested parties to meet him in the newly renovated Blackthorns Castle in central Britain. With a great crowd on hand, the goblins of Pitmuck ...
• Goblin Leads Chesapeake’s HoC 8/5/12 August 5, 2012 Morpheus  Sundays Hall of Commons meeting was quite the event this week as an apparent late cancellation by EM’s Dudley and Drosselmeyer went unnoticed as players gathered outside the Brit Farms for the weekly endeavour.  With our nights hosts mia, the crowds littlest member stood tall in grand fashion to lead the nights meeting. After serving everyone ...