To be continued yet again…

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 28th Issue
January 10, 2014

SQUAT & GO
Denies sewer rat infestation. “We don’t care to speculate on how Talia received those bite marks on her backside, but it was not from using one of our conveniences.”

THE FLAIR INTERVIEW
Flair, 36, is also a news reporter for UO on the fansite, Stratics.
Flair came to Siege Perilous to play with her friends, Kelmo, Luka, Tia, Shamous and Tazar. When Flair first came to Siege, Kelmo chased her all around Tazar’s house, killing her to welcome her to Siege. Thus her guild title, “Kelmo’s Chew Toy.”
She found Siege Perilous appealing because if you get mad at someone you can go and kill them. She enjoys the challenge of playing here. She was introduced to Ultima Online by a friend’s husband. She fell in love with news reporting by being able to get the word and writing stories about what was ingame.
To come to a conclusion, Flair thinks anyone who is looking for something different should come to Siege.
(Side note: This is not the full story. To see the full story look for Katt’s thread titled, “The Full Story Of Flair” on the Siege Perilous forum.

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
El-Ninio: “El-Ninio” in the late 90s we had a real bad season of storms and “El-Nino” was the name they gave the phenomenon that brought the storms. it was blamed for everything from tornadoes out east to forest fires in california. El-Nino was destroying things all over. there were a few people named “El-Nino” and to be different i misspelled it on purpose. El was / is my attempt at pvp. “Ride the rainbow , crack the sky. stormbringer comin’ … time to die”
Borg: “Borg” well, im a star trek nut.

NIGERIAN MINISTER
Of Natural Resources announces the opening of a new UO Gold mine. Interested investors should contact their offices on Atlantic at One Luna Square.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“If you use a Green Thorn in the snow on Arctic Isle, what happens?”

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit. The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE
If y’re in the BETA, the game will be up & running from 6pm tonight until midnight Sunday. See you there! (I’m DeadBob in ESO

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 28th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Borg, El-Ninio
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/the-perilous-inquirer-28th-issue.310013/

January EM Event Schedule
Posted By: EM Dramnar

*from somewhere in the distant distance you hear a whisper resembling a schedule of sorts..*

Sun 12th – 6:00pm – Sosarian Solstice Faire (fun n games for all!).
Sun 19th – 6:00pm – HoC.
Tue 21st – 7:00pm – Council Meeting (a lovely wee chinwag for those governor-folks).
Fri 24th – ?:??pm – RBG (we dunno yet.. give us a few days to think up summin!).
Fri 31st – 7:00pm – Ding dong the witch is.. (rabbit pie anyone?).

http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/january-event-schedule.309971/

On January 9th, at 7 PM PDT meet at the EM house in Brit for the continuing story.  On Thursday: Siege of the Labyrinth, Battle at the Gates!

Should be a good time!  We will see you all there!

Maritime Nights

11 January 2014

A new series of events that will take place in, around or under water.

For our fifth maritime night :

Help us to defeat the Shadowlords!

Make sure you have the gear and have done the quest to reach the ship below gravewater lake.

( Exploring the Deep )

Gathering at West Britain Bank at 20:30 CET.

Everyone is welcome to join!

Hope to see you all on Saturday!

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Battling the Behemoths!

Round 35

From the adventurers that created “The Gauntlet Returns” events, they are going to offer you, even more dangerous adventures against the most deadliest monsters!

This Friday the 35th Battle!

We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to Despise to fight The Lords of Despise!

On Friday the 10th of January.

Leaving around 20:30 CET at Britain Bank!

Or Contact us in General Chat.

Are you brave enough!?

Be there!

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From the Sonoma EM Event website:

I know many of you have been hit with the storms that have gone through. Stay safe, Only drive if you absolutely have to. Keep warm. I have also been hit hard this season but am following my own advise.

If anyone is around tomorrow Tuesday January 7 @ 9 ET 8 CT 7 MT 6 PT we will meet at the Luna Stage and do one of the events we missed as a result of the bad weather last week.

and

Drachenfels

Presents

The Week-end Madness

Edition Number: XLVI

On Friday we went to our monthly Knuckleheads auction.

On Saturday a small group of heroes did their best at the void pool.

The Invasions in Blackthorn Dungeons were very hard on Sunday to fight trough.

More exciting adventures awaits us next week!

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On Monday, December 23, 2013, a holiday party was held at the Skara Brae Faire Grounds in Felucca, so that all citizens could attend.

Before the events started, EM Crysania was given a special dress by Veral.

The first event was sharing favorite UO Christmas memories.  EM Crysania shared the first one.

The next event was Polar Bear Summoning.  The goal is to summon as many polar bears in two minutes.  If there is a tie after the two minutes are up, the next person to summon a polar bear wins the round.  Mama Faith summoned an amazing five polar bears during her first round.  This earned her a bye until the final round.  The winner after three rounds was Douchebag of $CF$ (Min).

After was a tour of the Winter Holiday Theme Decorated Houses, starting with the homes in Felucca.  The last event was a gift exchange.  If you bought a gift in a bag with your name in it, you were eligible to participate.

Santa finally made his appearance and handed out the gifts.

After all of the gifts were given out, Santa wished everyone a “very very safe and happy Holiday and peace and joy” and then said “Thank you for being Baja”.

(This event was originally scheduled for the 21^st)

The citizens of Baja received word on Thursday, December 19, 2013 to meet at West Britain Bank, Trammel.  There we meet Wonderland Fairy who requested our assistance in saving the winter wonderland of Baja.  Apparently snow fairies create the snow that blankets the ground this time of year.  Their snow making machine has been broken by a group of evil creatures called Humbuggers. 

She told us to go to the Eastside Park in East Britain and we would find the way into the snow fairy’s secret area.  Located there was a magical device which teleported us to the secret cave where the snow is made.

Within the secret cave, a machine called a heat dispenser (activated with the word “humbug”) acted as another magical transport device and teleported us to one of the secret desert areas of Malas.  There we encountered Mobile Snow Melters and BahHumbugs who were working with the Humbuggers. 

Finally the BahHumBoss appeared and after it was defeated, the Wonderland Fairy declared that we had saved the winter wonderland and that the portal was closed.  We returned to West Britain Bank and were directed to return to the Eastside Park.  There we found EM Crysania’s Toy Chest as a thank you for our efforts.