The Perilous Inquirer
New Years Issue
January 3, 2014

NEWS FLASH
Acting on his New Year’s Resolution to turn over a new leaf, Diablo has become a nun. He was last seen in a nunnery contemplating his sins, chief amongst them being cross dressing. Asked why he dressed like that, he confessed, “It’s a habit.”

BEING A POOR GIRL ON SIEGE
– by Kattasrophe
I was walking the streets of Moonglow when I spotted a young woman in ragged clothes. Her necklace had the name, “Poor Girl.” I asked her name. She answered, “Call me poor.”
I didn’t see why, “What is it, actually?”
She replied, “Jennifer.”
Taking a check out of my bank, I handed it to her.
In response, she said, “Thank you. This will help me become a Wildlife Manager.”
I could tell by her clothes she was either very new to the lands or had been wandering a long time. Curiosity took over with the question, “What brings you to these lands?” With that, a smile arose on her face.
“Five years ago, I was wandering these lands. All the others had insurance. I hated that. I went in search of a place without it. Siege was my get-away. A few years did pass and I fell into a deep sleep. I just woke up a few days ago.”
I nodded slowly and after giving her some armor, I wished her the best of luck.
[Reporter’s note: This is a true story about Poor Girl in NEW2]

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
Apollyon: “Apollyon is the name of an ancient god, symbolizing truth, light, justice and necessary evil. It means that a man must become strong before he can be good or evil. Good and evil are impossible without the strength to choose one or the other. Apollyon is the deity that forces this choice onto humans. Apollyon puts humans into situations where they must choose good or evil and then must acquire the strength to bear the burden of the consequence of this choice.  Apollyon is the entity that creates choice and makes it possible for men.”
Lai Tash: “Well it’s simple: both Lai and Tash are my names irl, better don’t ask how it’s even possible.”
Zalfein: “Zalfein first appeared on Catskills, back in the nineties, as a Dark Elf. His name was inspired from the name Zaknafein (father of Drizzt), a drow from R.A. Salvatore-Forgotten Realms novels.”

STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT
As part of the overall umbrella group, Stop Stuff, dedicated to stopping climate change, teenage sex, drugs, war, cavities, drunk driving, back pain, corporate greed, hunger, ingrown nails, birth defects, crime, pollution, self abuse, discrimination, obesity, hair loss, forest fires, erectile dysfunction and psoriasis, the Stop Continental Drift movement is dedicated to preventing our continents from colliding, again.
“Gold is good,” said Dr. Grant of Donate Now Damnit, “But what we really need are anchors.”

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Hall Of Players is now accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 27th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Apollyon, Lia Tash, Zalfein
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

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The Perilous Inquirer
Holiday Issue
December 27, 2013

NEW YEARS PARTY
(On Atlantic)
8:PM Final day, 2013
Hall Of Players
“Thieves Night Out”
Have a drink, meet old friends, make new friends, steal anything not locked down at the Hall Of Player’s New Year’s Eve Party.
SHOW UP!
A Door Prize steward will thank you for coming by placing a prize in your pack.
HAVE A DRINK!!
A Drink steward is on each floor to serve you libations while you party.
BE SMART!!!
Trivia Monk stewards on each floor will put a prize into your pack if you answer the trivia question about an exhibit on the same floor.
STEAL STUFF!!!!
Not all of the items you see are part of the exhibits for over 350 UO players. Some are valuable items that are yours to keep if you spot them first.
LOCATION
The Hall of Players is the 17th house on the left out the Luna south gate across from the Brigand Camp at 41N,24W.
A rune to the Hall Of Players is in the Secret Chest out front at the Book Store.
There is a house teleporter to the Hall at the Blue Crane Portal in Zento.
THE HALL OF PLAYERS exists because UO players donated the house and all of the exhibits. It is a remarkable testimony to the generosity and good will of gamers everywhere. This New Years Eve, come and be one of the people who have helped to make Ultima Online the longest running MMO in gaming history! You’ll be in good company.

PET TIP
The tamer told me he castrated his mounts with 2 bricks.
“Does that hurt?”
“Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way.”

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
UncleSham: Sham, noun. a fake or falsehood meant to deceive . i love my country but my government scares the crap out of me. “unclesham”
Troop: It was a simple decision to name Troop. It’s my real life nick name. Troop is also known for wearing his spiffy purple shoes. Purple shoes are also a fascination of mine in real life.
DeadBob: When my kids were young, I often took them to the Renaissance Festival. Participants wear elaborate medieval costumes, but one year the biggest hit was some nut wearing a sheet and riding a stick horse. He called himself Ded Bob and kids of all ages loved him, including me. I thought of him when I started UO. When all else fails, when you have absolutely nothing but a death robe, you can still enjoy humor.

PC SNOBS
Editorial
Political Correctness is just another form of snobbery. Snobs are always self-appointed to decide who is on the inside and has the right way of thinking. Pay attention to what these snobs say and you’ll see they want you to speak the right phrases and behave in ways they approve or be labeled as ignorant, insensitive and just plain wrong. Sound familiar? It should. We all knew snobs in high school. They never grew up.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all.
And if you dear reader are not Christian, I hope you will return these good wishes when & in whatever way you might truly mean it.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 26th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: UncleSham, Troop
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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The Perilous Inquirer
25th Anniversary Issue
December 20, 2013

A SPIFFY KEEN PARTY!
Reminder for the Moonglow Holiday Party, this saturday, 12/21/13, at 3 pm EST. We will have gifts, we will have games that everyone can play, and we will have prizes. Please bring your snowpile if you have one! If you dont have one, we have an insane amount of firebombs!!! (Don’t worry they wont flag you or get your guardwhacked) Wear your most creative Holiday Outfit! The party will be held in the empty building behind the moonglow bank. It will last for 2 hours or so, late is better than never! Come Eat, Drink, and Be MERRY!!!
-The Management of Moonglow

ENCOURAGING REPORT
UO Spokesperson Wonko The Sane reports that plenty of players remain delusional enough to become EMs. “Many serious, community minded UO players continue to believe in their fellow players’ willingness to cooperate peacefully in large crowds.” the spokesman pointed out, adding, “We even have one on Siege.”

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
Sir AJ: Well my nickname in real life is AJ and my friends all call me DrAJ. Years ago before UOL my characters were always AJ and since I was always a good guy my two sons joked that it should really be Sir AJ (or SirAJ) in any RPG game I played. When Siege first started it only seemed right that I named my toon Sir AJ since I was a lonely good guy in an ocean of bad guys.
Sir Morder: Sir Morder has 2 playstyles in one name. “Sir” implies the good natured side of me to try and do what’s right. Morder in some languages means “murder”. This is how I had fun in my years on Siege I solo’d Siege for many, many, years killing blues and reds alike. The game changes, and those days are gone…but the THRILL lingers on and on and…
StarKnightGoku: My main Siege character name is StarKnightGoku, an internet handle I’ve been using since I was 11 or so back in 1997, and in UO since 2000. Back in Ye Olden Days there used to be a lot of activity in ParaChat-powered chatrooms, and across a dozen or so chatrooms there was a long-running roleplay of various groups of “Knights” fighting for chatroom supremacy. There were the Blood Knights, Kaos Knights, Star Knights (obviously) and so forth. Most everyone involved used the format ___Knight___ and a lot of us, being 14 and under, went with anime character names. I’ve mostly moved away from using it in the last 8-9 years but I keep on using it here and there just out of oldtimes sake, and it’s nice to occasionally run into people online who recognize it/me years later. Sometimes. I may have created a bit of a bad name for myself with it, so not all the contact I have is positive. Sorry if that wasn’t brief enough, but that’s my personal version of brevity.  😉

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 25th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Spiffykeen, SirAJ, Sir Morder, StarKnightGoku
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
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The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 24th Issue
Friday the 13th, December, 2013

DIABLO
Institutes Controversial “Stop & Kiss” Program
When asked, “WTF?” Diablo muhaha’d, “Shadowlords have a duty to prevent Holiday Cheer during the Season and this will do it.”

CHRISTMAS PARTY
Katt’s guild, December 21st at 3pm EST. Expect to see little elves giving out presents, a Santa Trade, a Christmas Poem Contest, Snowball & Fire Fight – and lots more!

HOLIDAY TIP
Surprise your guests with  hors d’oeuvres of field mice drowned in skim milk. Make it a party game with live field mice.

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
Edward Teach: “I chose this name because i was intrigued by Black Beards history. For example I read he didn’t have to kill one person when it came to taking control of a ship, they all agreed and basically volunteered to follow his command. Whether it was due to his intimidating look or his fierce reputation as a ravenous pirate no one will know, but it gives you the opportunity for your imagination to run wild in curiosity….”
Hattori Hanzo: “I wanted to be a samurai here. In my research, Hattori Hanzo stood out, a legendary 16th century samurai ninja who embodied samurai lore. I wanted to be known as honorable and honest, with loyalty to those I befriended. I was dying so much at the time, I decided to become a stealth ninja. That lead to the stealth tamer Hattori Hanzo I am known for on the shard.”
Lorddog: “I started playing with Ultima 2 and upwards and akalebeth (ultima 1). I was very impressed with the handle ‘Lord British’ so I used my name the same. I used Lord Doug, but the game only allowed 7 characters for the name so I shortened it to lorddog and have used this as my handle ever since.  I started Ultima Online from the start and Siege when it opened I moved there and only play there ever since.”

OVERHEARD IN CHAT
<Shoves iPhone down back of pants> “Spy on that, NSA!”
– Dionysis

HALL OF PLAYERS
– Kattasrophe & DeadBob
Construction has begun on the Siege Hall Of Players (HOP.) ANY Siege player may be exhibited in the Hall Of Players, Just drop your named item(s) &/or a book in the Hall’s mailbox once it is open & they will be used to make your exhibit.
To see the first Hall Of Players, visit Atlantic and ask for directions on Chat. The Atlantic Hall exhibits over 350 players, including deceased UO players that their friends want to remember. The HOP is a meaningful and effective way to honor some of the many players who have made UO the longest running MMO in history.
Support the Siege Perilous Hall Of Players. Ask Kattasrophe, Victoria or Vladimir for details.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 24th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Edward Teach, Hattori Hanzo, Lorddog, Dionysis
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 23nd Issue
December 6, 2013

TRIVIA HISTORY
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“One of Richard Garriott’s programmers (Shadowmaker in UO, now deceased) added Disney characters to Ultima. Garriott ordered them removed & Shadowmaker obeyed -sorta. He left in a shadow outline of Mickey Mouse giving the finger. That artwork was copied from the box game into UO. It’s slightly distorted but still clearly visible. Where is it?”

NELSON MANDELA BECOMES FIRST POLITICIAN TO BE MISSED
– RePrint from TheOnion.com
Following the death of former South African president and civil rights leader Nelson Mandela today at the age of 95, sources confirmed that the revered humanitarian has become the first politician in recorded history to actually be missed.
Today we lost not only an international hero and a symbol of the resilient human spirit, but also the very first political figure ever said political historian Wallace M. Delaney of Columbia University, adding that Mandela will long be remembered for enduring 27 years in prison in the fight against apartheid, championing equality across the globe, and standing alone as the only world leader whose passing left the international community Certainly people have felt a sense of sorrow at the deaths of politicians in s death is the only one on record that people everywhere unanimously agree has left the world ”
Delaney added that he could not predict who might be the second politician to be missed by humanity, but confirmed there were no viable candidates anywhere out there right now.

THE SHADOW MAN
– by Kattasrophe (age 12)
T’was a stormy night in Luna Bank. Friends were speaking of ghosts, when an invisible man named “a shadow” appeared. I said, “Hello!!” No answer and he started to walk away. We followed him then he dissappeared to the roof. Of course, a non-answering person would make us suspicious! We stalked him as he went in different directions. He finally found an escape route and vanished. We were very angry. At one point he had stepped on m y hand. My hand is still cold from that incident.
Talia says, “He was pretty much naked. I saw his undies.”
Vladimer also replied, “I was about to report him for harassment.”
After the shadow left, we checked Luna Bank floors. On one floor, a shield was left behind. A shadow has stolen something from the Secret Vault of Luna!

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor

CAT: “Easy. Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat. Old show from the ’60’s.  Was waaay ahead of its time. Before anti-Heros, before non-white main characters, before people with disabilities being treated like other people, before parkour, before swat, before genuine well-choreographed martial arts, this series was. Starred a young Robert Loggia as an ex-con cat burglar/ circus aerialist gypsy, who worked as a body guard for people that needed protection, with the police dept using him exclusively. That show deserves kudos for opening the door for so many other shows and characters ”
Delilah the Mad: I created this character long ago with the thoughts that I’m rather loony and that I also have a bit of a temper. When I decided to move to Siege permanently, 2 years ago, I realized that this name was still quite appropriate for my typists mentality.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 23rd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: CAT, Delilah the Mad
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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The Perilous Inquirer V1,22
Thanksgiving Issue
November 28, 2013

GARGOYLES NOT IN SEASON
The King’s spokesperson warns hunters against bagging gargoyles in this season’s turkey hunts. Using visual aids, Lord Lackey enumerated numerous differences between gargoyles and the common turkey. “Wings is a problem,” he pointed out. “I can see the occasional gargoyle being killed & eaten by mistake. Hopefully, fewer this year than last now that you all have been warned.”

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
York: It’s not a very interesting story; I wanted my character to blend in with non-player characters. I went into a town and seen an NPC named York. It was truly random and extremely effective so much so, that I am frequently thought of as new. York is 8 years old.
Czarina: I was at a antique book store sometime in late 1997. I found a translated russian novel to english there that the cover caught my eye. The book only cost a quarter so i went ahead and bought it. It was a great story about a russian wife referred to as a Czarina. When i logged into ultima online that night I made a new character with that name due to i thought it sounded pretty. It also looked good above her head so i kept it. I also never seen another Czarina so i was glad i found a unique name.
Kattasrophe: I choose this name because one day I was messing around with one of my friend’s at a neighbor’s house and put a dent into his wall. Ever since that day he has called me Kattasrophe. Due to a part of what everyone calls me.

GARGOYLE HUNTING
Tips & Tactics
Recognizing the Dominant Gargoyle means a bigger Thanksgiving Feast for the whole family to enjoy. He can often be identified by the way he acts. When watching a small group of gargoyles in the spring as they approach a hen or come to your calling, look for the longbeard that does all or most of the strutting. He will be the dominant garg nearly every time.

THE KINDNESS PROJECT
– by Kattasrophe age 12
Everyone sees the ranting in chat where people fight and trash talk. Which is all fine & dandy, but I feel sometimes people take it way too far. This week I would like to present a project to you all. If everyone says kind things for a week then perhaps we can start a kindness chain reaction.
Some wonder why the Siege population is so low. It’s because so many are bullies. If we invite new players & show them our good side, we could have wonderful new players here in no time!
Of course there will always be trash talking and fighting, but hey! We can always make it a better day. You can hate me for what I say or you can love me. But I will never change.

GARGOYLE LEFTOVERS RECIPE
Gargoyle Pot Pie
Preheat Elven oven to 350 degrees F.
Melt butter in saucepan and cook chopped onion until tender. Stir in celery and carrots and cook for 2 minutes. Stir in flour and cook for 2 minutes. Add gargoyle stock and bring to a simmer. Add potatoes and simmer until tender. Stir in gargoyle chunks, parsley and peas. Pour mixture into casserole. Top with pie crust and brush with egg. Bake for 30 minutes until crust is golden.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 22nd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward; Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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The Perilous Inquirer
21st Issue
November 22, 2013
Contributors: AtlanticVlad, RueTor, Lupe, Fartbarf, Ariana RiverWind, Strawberry, York_Siege, Kattasrophe, Luca Melehan

RECOMMENDS HAVING SIEGE PUT DOWN
Claiming that it is the humane thing to do, and that the shard is “just going to suffer” if kept alive any longer, members of the Save Siege Committee recommended today that Siege be put down.
“We realize this isn’t the easiest thing to hear, but we’ve run a number of tests and unfortunately there’s really nothing more we can do for Siege at this point,” the committee reported.
“Siege is in a lot of pain, folks,” according to committee chairman AtlanticVlad. “Time to think about sending it off peacefully, for its own sake.”
The committee also made several heartfelt assurances that the procedure would be quick and virtually painless.
(w/apologies to theonion.com)

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor

Lupe: “Was my name in spanish class in middle school.  It is a shortened version of Guadalupe, which translates roughly to Wolf-River, and the Lupe part is the wolf part, denoting her taming profession.”
Fartbarf: “I was driving through downtown LA about 10 years ago admiring the creative graffiti. As I was passing under some train tracks, I looked up and saw in big block letters “FARTBARF.” It made me laugh then, and it makes me laugh now.”
Ariana RiverWind: My Father and Mother picked this name for me. You see Anna was my grandmothers name, they wanted to have me to be a namesake, However I wish I was more like Gran, she was the best baker of RiverWind. (I know a lot of people think that this character is named from a certain set of books, but honestly I just came up with it on a whim and said oooo I likes it.)

EVENTS
Chicken Fights: anyone interested should reply to Strawberry’s post on the stratics forum, “Battle Chicken Fights.”
Siege Ambassador: encourage players on other shards to give Siege a try. For some ideas on how, see York_Siege’s post on the stratics forum, “Honestly – Why is Siege Perilous the Best?”

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be one of the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“Where, in our lands, is Gwenno’s  Memorial?”

KATT’s THANKSGIVING
UO Thanksgiving has arrived, will I be able to survive?
A turkey in the oven, friends are stuffin’
Their mouths with wonderful treats.
There are knocking beats at the door; it is a red that wants fed
Should I run or should I stay?
I say “one moment,” and throw a pie at him,
And then I hide!

LUCA LIQUORS
Say “booze” to our Booze Steward & give thanks Luca Melehan for contributing to our Fall assortment of named liquors.

The Perilous Inquirer V1,21
Vol. 1, Twentieth Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Booze Steward stocked this week by Luca Melehan.
Free current issues are on the “News” steward; Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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The Perilous Inquirer
20th Anniversary Issue!
November 15, 2013
Contributors: The Siege Spy, Hoffs, RueTor, Wolfman, Norman Bates, Luka Melehan, Kattasrophe

THE SCAMMING THIEF
I was stealthing along in Luna one Monday when something caught my attention. It was a person named Tien Kaelus and another one named Kattasrophe. They were in Luna bank and seemed to be having a fight. I watched quietly. I finally understood that Tien had stolen a power scroll from poor Shadowen and Kattasrophe was there to get his scroll back. Tien simply asked for his money first to put into his bank box, before giving Kattasrophe the scroll.
She refused and they argued for over 30 minutes. Finally, he could stand it no longer and left the bank. The argument continued in chat, him versus Kattasrophe.
As I also learned, Tien Kaelus scammed Edward Teach out of 12 mil that Sunday.
As for I, I am a spy – The Siege Spy
[Editor: In fairness, we contacted Tien Kaelus who denied it was a scam but failed to provide any other explanation.]

ELWOOD MCCARRIN SICK AND TIRED OF OCLLO
Citing a  problem with “The walking dead” NPCs, “Stinking up the docks,” The Well-Known Collector has requested a transfer away from The Albatross tavern. “God told me to hang out in Luna,” the old quest giver explained, “I have to get new players drunk & send them out to reform PKers.” The King’s Council, known colloquially as the counsels of the small & the silly, has yet to act on Elwood’s request.

BEAUTY PAGEANT
– Hoffs
The annual Miss Siege beauty pageant will be taking place at the end of the month where we’ll once again find out who the most desirable lady on the shard is. Those who enter will be assessed in four different areas and she who finishes with the highest score will be crowned Miss Siege 2013. As always, we are using independent judges from off-shard to perform the assessments, and this year we have some senior members of the Stratics news agency as well as Sosaria’s most famous cook. They will be using a split of 2d and EC clients.
For de’tails see the “Miss Siege 2013 – Sign-up thread” on the Siege Stratics forums.

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
Wolfman: All other Shards my fighters/Dexers had the name Morgan Ironwolf (from the red D&D-Box as a suggested name). When I came to Siege I wanted a clean start and lose all ties to my real name (Wolf, true and given name) so I thought about with what I should replace the “wolf” part of my name and came up with the Ironfist….
Norman Bates: “I was named after my M-M-Mother…NORMA…Norma Bates.”
Luka Melehan: Luka and her sister Rowena are from a text based fantasy RP I did online years ago. There I primarily played Rowena, who was a warrior. In the RP, Luka was still a teen that Rowena was raising on her own, and she used to dress Luka as a boy to protect her from bandits. Rowena never made it to SP because I was told that there was another Rowena who didn’t play anymore, and while it was a different person it would undoubtedly cause problems.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our front steps & speak the answer to this question:
What was the character name of UO’s original Lead Designer?
This week’s prize will pop into your backpack.

The Perilous Inquirer V1,20
Vol. 1, Twentieth Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward; Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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DIABETES AWARENESS MONTH
– by Kattasrophe, age 12

This month is Diabetes Awareness Month. I, Kattasrophe, have diabetes and would like to raise awareness!
 So on the 14th, there is going to be a Diabetes Awareness Carnival. With Games, Prizes, Booze and more!
Come learn about diabetes and the signs that lead to it. All while having fun!
For details, ask me on chat within the next week.

For more information on Diabetes Awareness Month, please visit the American Diabetes Association:
http://www.diabetes.org/in-my-community/programs/american-diabetes-month/

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The Perilous Inquirer
November 8, 2013
Contributors: Lupe, Kattasrophe, RueTor, Hoffs, Sprago, Victim Of Siege, Tang, Otero

KING ATTENDS MOONGLOW FESTIVAL
Doesn’t smell “Too Bad”   – by Lupe
Friday evening was filled with laughter and merriment as the citizens of Siege Perilous unwound at Moonglow’s Harvest Festival. Spirits were flowing freely when the game of Musical Chairs began.
My good friend Talia told me, “As soon as I was done decorating, I got wicked pissed! I was watching the festivities, when I heard all this fuss. I turned around, and there he was, King Blackthorn himself.”
Talia tells me, it was all she could do not to stare. “Nothin was fallin off him, like fingers or anything, and for a Frenchman/Zombie, his smell was not too bad. Still… he just LOOKS different”

DIABETES AWARENESS MONTH
This month is Diabetes Awareness Month. I, Kattasrophe, have diabetes and would like to raise awareness! So on the 14th, there is going to be a Diabetes Awareness Carnival. With Games, Prizes, Booze and more! Come learn about diabetes and the signs that lead to it. All while having fun! For details, ask within the next week.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our front steps & speak the answer to this question:
The Ultima original tune, “Stones,” was written by the wife of one of Ultima’s original programmers. What was her name?
This week’s prize will pop into your backpack.

WHY THAT NAME?   – by RueTor
Hoffs: “Named and styled after my muse, Susanna Hoffs, singer/guitarist/songwriter in 80s group The Bangles.”
Sprago: “Its nothing special just a shortened version of my last name got it during high school.”
Victim of Siege: “The first character I made on Siege was Possum (George Jones fan) and he kept getting ganked whenever he stepped out of town. I was creating a character for the other account and I thought to myself, ‘Self, if you are going to be a victim ….'”

GUILD SPOTLIGHT
Perhaps the oldest PvP guild, Killing As Organized Sport [KAOS] originated as far back as AOL’s Neverwinter Knights in 1993. This was before games were played over the Internet.
KAOS gained widespread noteriety for posting PKs at the AOL game’s login-in points, indiscriminately killing players as they logged in. The members were thought to be professionals in real life, like the infamous MERCS, who took pleasure griefing gamers in the earliest days of UO until they were permanently banned.
– Otero

LETTERS
“Happy Birthday, November 8th to our illustrious *cough* and diligent publisher, DeadBob. Great job! Hope you have a great day with plenty of cake and Hagen Daaz!”
– Tang

The Perilous Inquirer V1,19
Vol. 1, Nineteenth Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward;
Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

~sine die~

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