The Perilous Inquirer
25th Anniversary Issue
December 20, 2013

A SPIFFY KEEN PARTY!
Reminder for the Moonglow Holiday Party, this saturday, 12/21/13, at 3 pm EST. We will have gifts, we will have games that everyone can play, and we will have prizes. Please bring your snowpile if you have one! If you dont have one, we have an insane amount of firebombs!!! (Don’t worry they wont flag you or get your guardwhacked) Wear your most creative Holiday Outfit! The party will be held in the empty building behind the moonglow bank. It will last for 2 hours or so, late is better than never! Come Eat, Drink, and Be MERRY!!!
-The Management of Moonglow

ENCOURAGING REPORT
UO Spokesperson Wonko The Sane reports that plenty of players remain delusional enough to become EMs. “Many serious, community minded UO players continue to believe in their fellow players’ willingness to cooperate peacefully in large crowds.” the spokesman pointed out, adding, “We even have one on Siege.”

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
Sir AJ: Well my nickname in real life is AJ and my friends all call me DrAJ. Years ago before UOL my characters were always AJ and since I was always a good guy my two sons joked that it should really be Sir AJ (or SirAJ) in any RPG game I played. When Siege first started it only seemed right that I named my toon Sir AJ since I was a lonely good guy in an ocean of bad guys.
Sir Morder: Sir Morder has 2 playstyles in one name. “Sir” implies the good natured side of me to try and do what’s right. Morder in some languages means “murder”. This is how I had fun in my years on Siege I solo’d Siege for many, many, years killing blues and reds alike. The game changes, and those days are gone…but the THRILL lingers on and on and…
StarKnightGoku: My main Siege character name is StarKnightGoku, an internet handle I’ve been using since I was 11 or so back in 1997, and in UO since 2000. Back in Ye Olden Days there used to be a lot of activity in ParaChat-powered chatrooms, and across a dozen or so chatrooms there was a long-running roleplay of various groups of “Knights” fighting for chatroom supremacy. There were the Blood Knights, Kaos Knights, Star Knights (obviously) and so forth. Most everyone involved used the format ___Knight___ and a lot of us, being 14 and under, went with anime character names. I’ve mostly moved away from using it in the last 8-9 years but I keep on using it here and there just out of oldtimes sake, and it’s nice to occasionally run into people online who recognize it/me years later. Sometimes. I may have created a bit of a bad name for myself with it, so not all the contact I have is positive. Sorry if that wasn’t brief enough, but that’s my personal version of brevity.  😉

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 25th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Spiffykeen, SirAJ, Sir Morder, StarKnightGoku
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

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