Provisional Sale List (23rd April)

Standard items (5% commission to Town Fund, remainder to seller)
120 mysticism scroll
120 focus scroll
120 taming scroll
120 throwing scroll
120 tactics scroll
120 veterinary scroll
120 parrying scroll
120 necromancy scroll
120 anatomy scroll
120 fencing scroll

25 stat scroll x 2
+5 Exodus stat scroll

Black dye tub [1st year reward]
Leather dye tub [2nd year reward]
White leather dye tub

Hygieia’s Amulet [replica] (+10% alchemy bonus)
Barbed runic sewing kit
Clothing bless deed

Primeval Lich eight piece rack set
Primeval Lich executioner’s axe deed
Primeval Lich glowing red corp rune

Soulstone fragment token x2
Race change token
15th anniversary gift ticket

Deed to a guildstone – NEWMAN PROVISIONERS [TNP]
Academic Bookcases x 2
A gilded statue from the personal collection of the king

Adeptly drawn treasure maps (Fel) x20

Town Fund donations (100% of sale price to Town Fund)

Mailbox [donated by Sara Dale]
Holiday flowerpot [donated by Sara Dale]
Rose of Trinsic x 3 [donated by Shakespeare]
10th anniversary sculpture [donated by Shakespeare]
Mounted Dread Horn [donated by Shakespeare]
White grandfather clock [donated by Shakespeare]
Grizzled skull collection [donated by Shakespeare]
Globe of Sosaria [donated by Becca]
Mummified corpse (Primeval Lich special) [donated by Becca]
Slime statue [donated by Kattasrophe]
Grass tile [donated by Kattasrophe]
Snow tile x 2 [donated by Kattasrophe]

Pigments of Tokuno (Rum Red, 50 charges) [donated by Kattasrophe]

Heritage token [donated by City of New Magincia]
Ladder deed [donated by Sara Dale]
Fountain of Life [donated by Sara Dale]
Set of nine virtue tiles [donated by Mish O Sha]

Anchor, Figurehead, Ship’s Bell of BMV Ararat [donated by Sara Dale]
Orc ship deed [donated by Frost]
Complete set of ten grapevines x 4 [donated by Sam]

Deed for 20k arrows [donated by Bucko]
Deed for 10k enhanced bandages [donated by Sara Dale]
Deed for 15k plain leather [donated by Sara Dale]
Deed for 10k spined leather [donated by Sara Dale]
Deed for 30k plain logs [donated by Sara Dale]

Individual town donations (5% of sale price to Town Fund, remainder to specific town/cause)
120 ninjitsu scroll (Skara Brae) [donated by Gilfane treasury]
Tome of Lost Knowledge (Skara Brae) [donated by Becca]
Heritage Tokens x 2 (Skara Brae) [donated by Becca]

May 1st 1998 was the one year anniversary for a little tavern name Serpent Cross Tavern or SCT. Please join us on May 1st on Thursday for the 16th anniversary. No big plans as of events and such, but serving drinks and always new friends or make or new enemies. Seamus will have drinks if you do not see Hendall, just call his name if you would like one. Tavern is always open for all and will be bartenders there off and on during the day, and for most of the night.

To reach the tavern, use Goodman’s Hub house, (west of Goodman’s Rune Library) NE corner on the bottom floor is a teleporter that will take you to the tavern’s porch.
The tavern is a Felucca tavern, so please do not bring anything valuable also, it is neutral ground. No attacking within the tavern please, or you will be removed, but all rights to defend yourself.

Blue Crane GRL Portal & Soulstone Community Storage House ~ Come See Atlantic’s Finest!

Serpent’s Cross

Ahoy Mates!

The time be here again for another ocean wide fishing competition!

Organized by The City of Trinsic, the competition be open to all anglers across all the seas.

Catch Window : Thursday, 1st May. -> Thursday, 15th May. (15 days)
Weigh-In Event : Friday 16th May, 9:00pm EST.
Place : Trinsic Docks, Trammel.

The catch window will be from May 1st to May 15th, 2014. Only fish tagged between, and including, these dates will be eligible for entry in their appropriate category.

To submit a fish for judging, all ye need to do is drop it in the mailbox at the Surf Shack on Trinsic south beach, which be here..

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Ye can catch a teleport from Goodman’s Rune Library in Zento!

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Then, at the Weigh-In event on Friday May 16th, we be announcing the winners for all categories and awarding prizes to the lucky anglers. Ye can also turn in any last minute entries by hand at the event. However, please note that fish caught on the day of the Weigh-In will be outside the catch window, and so will not be eligible.

After the prizes have gone out, it’d be our great honor if all hands would join us for some good ol’ fashioned cannon cracking aboard the Trinsic naval ships. We’ll be taking on two of the sea’s greatest beasties…

Osiredon the Scalis Enforcer

Charybdis

NOTE : Vessels captained by experienced sailors will be on hand to ship land lubbers to the battle. The cannons will be open for anyone to use, but ye will need to bring yer own supply of heavy cannonballs, heavy powder charges, and fuse cords.

Anyways, ye probably be wanting to know a little more about the fishing competition, so here be the fiddly bits…

*Holds up a crumpled scrap of parchment*

Arr-hem

The rules, categories, and fish assigned therein be as follows…

Categories Of Entry
A – Enchanted Shore Fish (Autumn Dragonfish, Fairy Salmon, Holy Mackerel)
B – Legendary Shore Fish (Spring Dragonfish, Zombie Fish)
C – Enchanted Deep Water Fish (Big Fish, Giant Koi, Great Barracuda, Yellowtail Barracuda)
D – Legendary Deep Water Fish (Black Marlin, Blue Marlin, Giant Samurai Fish, Golden Tuna, Kingfish, Stone Fish)
E – Enchanted Dungeon Fish (Bull Fish, Crystal Fish, Fire Fish, Lava Fish, Reaper Fish, Summer Dragonfish, Unicorn Fish, )
F – Legendary Dungeon Fish (Abyssal Dragonfish, Dungeon Pike, Lantern Fish, Rainbow Fish, Seeker Fish, Winter Dragonfish)
G – Enchanted Crustacean (Blue Lobster, Stone Crab, Spider Crab)
H – Legendary Crustacean (Blood Lobster, Dread Lobster, Tunnel Crab, Void Crab, Void Lobster)
X – The Biggest Kahuna! (All above categories.)
Z – The Royal Trophy! (All trophy-able catches: Abyssal Dragonfish, Autumn Dragonfish, Big Fish, Black Marlin, Blood Lobster, Blue Lobster, Blue Marlin, Bull Fish, Dread Lobster, Fire Fish, Giant Koi, Giant Samurai Fish, Kingfish, Lantern Fish, Lava Fish, Seeker Fish, Spider Crab, Spring Dragonfish, Stone Crab, Stone Fish, Summer Dragonfish, Tunnel Crab, Unicorn Fish, Void Crab, Void Lobster, Winter Dragonfish.)

Prizes
Category A : Orc Ship + 5 million gold.
Category B : Ghost Anchor + 5 million gold.
Category C : Orc Ship + 5 million gold.
Category D : Seahorse Statue + 5 million gold.
Category E : Orc Ship + 5 million gold.
Category F : Ghost Anchor + 5 million gold.
Category G : Orc Ship + 5 million gold.
Category H : Seahorse Statue + 5 million gold.
Category X : The Captain’s Bundle (Britanian Ship + Pilot’s Wheel Deed + Two-Tone Paint + Weathered Ship Paint.)
Category Z : King Blackthorn has graciously offered to lock the biggest trophy catch of the competition in his castle!

The Ways Of the Contest
– Ye can submit as many fish as ye like, in as many categories as ye like.
– Only fish submitted in game via the designated mailbox, or handed to the judges on the day of the Weigh-In event, will be accepted. (No screenshots)
– Ye may only win one of the listed categories, with the exception of the two final categories X & Z (see below).
– The final winners will be announced, and prizes awarded, at the Weigh-In event. It may be possible to pick up yer prize after the event if a time can be arranged.
– In the case where one fisherman submits multiple fish that win different categories, the fisherman will be awarded victory in the category covering his/her largest fish only. If the fish are of the same weight, the judges will decide which category to award.
– The two final categories X and Z will be awarded to the biggest qualifying fish submitted in the previous categories A through H.
– Only fish listed in each category above will be accepted. We will not be accepting Red Herring, Mud Puppies, or any other fish not on the lists above.
– The weight of biggest fish submitted thus far for each categories will be listed in the table at the bottom of this post. The table will be updated once a day, in the early morning hours.
– If ye would like yer fish back after the competition, please submit them in a bag with a rune to a public mailbox where they may be returned. However, we are encouraging people to donate them to the Fishing Record Museum, and this is where all record breaking un-claimed will be sent.
– Lastly, in the event of any controversy, the judge’s decisions be final in all things.

*turns parchment over and finds nothing*

Looks like that be all the whats n’ hows of it mates.

We’d like to encourage ye all to donate yer winning catches to the Fishing Record Museum, run by the fine mariners of Castaways. It be up to yeself of course. If ye be interested in seeing the museum, ye can visit anytime at this location…

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I be looking forward to meeting ye all and weighing up some mighty catches on Trinsic docks a fortnight from now.

Fair winds and bent poles to ye mates!

– Compas, The Salt of the Sea.

[15:34:16] [King Blackthorn]: I believe it is time for us to begin
[15:34:54] [King Blackthorn]: Is anyone here to represent Britain?
[15:35:30] [King Blackthorn]: On to business then.
[15:35:51] [King Blackthorn]: First off, I would like to welcome Lord Eli Cross to the Council.
[15:35:58] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Cross will be representing Vesper.
[15:36:03] [Sam]: hail!
[15:36:40] [Sam]: hi willie
[15:36:42] [Sam]: d
[15:36:46] [King Blackthorn]: Secondly, it has been proposed that there be an adjustment to Governor’s terms.
[15:36:48] [Wee Willie Winki]: hi
[15:37:11] [King Blackthorn]: As it is, the terms are a little short to plan much activity.
[15:37:50] [King Blackthorn]: With the next term, I believe we will have 6 month terms, if things stay on schedule.
[15:37:59] [Sam]: ahh
[15:38:08] [The Gooch]: Exellent news, Sire
[15:38:18] [King Blackthorn]: This will allow time between election cycles to accomplish more.
[15:38:25] [The Gooch]: you got this old timer
[15:38:35] [King Blackthorn]: I would hope not Lord Ironfist.
[15:39:03] [King Blackthorn]: There is more general business to discuss, but I will hold that for the end of the meeting.
[15:39:23] [King Blackthorn]: Governor Cross. Would you like to begin?
[15:39:29] [Kattasrophe]: 
[15:39:55] [Eli Cross]: Ahh Of course
[15:40:03] [King Blackthorn]: Please approach the podium here
[15:40:19] [Arradin]: i trust it this seat wasnt taken?
[15:40:29] [Aelfric]: 88nope
[15:40:33] [Hoffs]: Shall I go first so you have time to prepare?
[15:40:55] [Eli Cross]: Well,truthfuly I have little to report,yet
[15:41:12] [King Blackthorn]: If there is no news, that is an acceptable report.
[15:41:20] [King Blackthorn]: No News is generally Good News. *smiles*
[15:41:36] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Hoffs? Would you please proceed?
[15:41:57] [Hoffs]: The following report is from governor York:
[15:42:12] [Hoffs]: My apoligies for not attending the meeting today
[15:42:25] [Hoffs]: however I have other matters to attend to.
[15:42:40] [Hoffs]: Skara Brae, and the citizens of this fair land,
[15:43:13] [Hoffs]: have been successful in clearing out the vermin vorpal bunnies infestation in the fields.
[15:43:26] [Hoffs]: This will help ensure a bountiful harvest.
[15:43:50] [Hoffs]: In other financial matters, the trade deal with the Bardic Collegium has been renewed
[15:43:56] [Hoffs]: without much delay.
[15:44:14] [Hoffs]: The current balance in the treasury will ensure at leats one more renewal.
[15:44:41] [Hoffs]: The Skara Subsidy program seems to have some interest and if more vendors can be set up
[15:45:15] [Hoffs]: under it it, it will prove to keep basic need items in stock and readily available.
[15:45:34] [Hoffs]: This should help the kingdon grow id the most basic need is easily fulfilled.
[15:45:49] [Hoffs]: All other matters appear to be in order.
[15:45:57] [Hoffs]: Signed York, governor of Skara Brae
[15:46:10] [Hoffs]: And if I may just add something of my own:
[15:46:18] [Hoffs]: As most people are probably aware,
[15:46:24] [Hoffs]: a public auction will be taking place on May 10th
[15:46:24] [The Gooch]: ^^
[15:46:29] [Hoffs]: to help raise funds for the town treasuries.
[15:46:34] [Hoffs]: A commission of 5% will be charged on lots sold,
[15:46:40] [Hoffs]: and this will be distributed amongst the participating towns.
[15:46:47] [Hoffs]: It is also possible for people to donate items to be sold entirely for the benefit of the towns,
[15:46:56] [Hoffs]: and there has actually been an amazing community response for this so far,
[15:47:03] [Hoffs]: with some very generous donations.
[15:47:08] [Hoffs]: Full details of the auction event will be announced nearer the date,
[15:47:14] [Hoffs]: along with the final list of items for sale,
[15:47:19] [Hoffs]: and there will be an opportunity for people to make advance bids
[15:47:24] [The Gooch]: We hpe to see you there, Kingy
[15:47:26] [Hoffs]: if they are unable to attend the event.
[15:47:32] [Hoffs]: But in the meantime, if anyone has any items they wish to sell,
[15:47:37] [King Blackthorn]: I look forward to hearing more of this. I encourage the cooperation.
[15:47:41] [Hoffs]: please see the local newspapers and send me a pigeon.
[15:48:12] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Kattasrophe of Moonglow. Would you like to speak?
[15:48:21] [Kattasrophe]: Yes M’lord
[15:48:48] [Kattasrophe]: As Hoffs just said a few moments ago about the auctions,
[15:48:55] [Kattasrophe]: I do encourage everyone to attend
[15:49:13] [Kattasrophe]: The more that is there the better chances for our city treasuarys
[15:49:32] [Kattasrophe]: As for Reports on Moonglow,
[15:49:50] [Kattasrophe]: At our last governors meeting I mentioned of a carnival event
[15:50:07] [Kattasrophe]: It was sucessful and many enjoyed the fun.
[15:50:34] [Kattasrophe]: Me and several citizens have been working on the Mongbat infestation
[15:50:54] [Kattasrophe]: and now the rate being born is at about 60% down now
[15:51:10] [Kattasrophe]: So Thank you to the people who have been helping with that.
[15:51:41] [Kattasrophe]: Today I will be switching the trade deal to the Assians Guild
[15:51:58] [Kattasrophe]: so for the people with weapons will get their turn.
[15:52:18] [Kattasrophe]: I have seen some donations to the zoo and I would like to thank the people
[15:52:24] [Kattasrophe]: who have been donating animalsthere.
[15:52:46] [Kelmo]: live animals?
[15:52:49] [Kattasrophe]: I do encourage that people continue to do it to restore our Moonglow zoo
[15:52:58] [Kattasrophe]: Yes, Live animals *smiles*
[15:53:26] [Kattasrophe]: Also,
[15:53:36] [Kattasrophe]: I will be running for Governor again
[15:53:56] [Kattasrophe]: and I want to hear from everyone about ideas that could help any of the cities
[15:54:04] [Kelmo]: I will buy ya several votes
[15:54:17] [Kattasrophe]: *laughs* Thank you Kelmo 
[15:54:29] [Kattasrophe]: I also encourage
[15:54:37] [Kattasrophe]: people to help others
[15:54:45] [Kattasrophe]: If someone helps out another
[15:54:49] [Kattasrophe]: and that person helps someone
[15:54:57] [Kattasrophe]: we can create a chain reaction
[15:55:01] [Kattasrophe]: of helpfulness
[15:55:12] [Kattasrophe]: That is all.
[15:55:37] [Hoffs]: Well said, Lady Kattasrophe.
[15:55:49] [Kattasrophe]: *smiles* Thank you
[15:55:53] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you Lady Kattasrophe.
[15:56:17] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Kelmo. How fares Trinsic and your quest to tame the Faction Rogues?
[15:56:43] [Kelmo]: *sighs* I gotta follow that…
[15:57:10] [Morgan Ironfist]: ZZZZZZ
[15:57:13] [Morgan Ironfist]: zzz
[15:57:44] [Kelmo]: he is old… it is expected
[15:58:03] [Hoffs]: Looking very dapper today, governor.
[15:58:14] [Kelmo]: Why thank you!
[15:58:26] [Kattasrophe]: *smiles* indeed he is Hoffs
[15:58:37] [Kelmo]: Well as for Trinsic… still broken
[15:59:01] [Kelmo]: even the bulletin board is all busted up
[15:59:23] [Kelmo]: just saying
[15:59:37] [King Blackthorn]: I shall request that it be checked.
[15:59:51] [Kelmo]: And what is with that volcano in the middle of town?
[16:00:09] [Kelmo]: seriously?
[16:00:18] [Kelmo]: a volcano?
[16:00:29] [Sam]: ^hard to control nature *
[16:00:30] [Kattasrophe]: er are you sure it isnt fire?
[16:00:35] [King Blackthorn]: Mother Nature does as she will. ’tis not one I’d like to fight.
[16:00:49] [Kelmo]: well ya asked…
[16:01:31] [Kelmo]: I have the clothier deal going now…
[16:01:49] [Kelmo]: Just because. no one else does?
[16:02:26] [King Blackthorn]: I guess that explains the new outfit. *smiles*
[16:02:46] [Kelmo]: I would still like to know how many if not who are citizens
[16:03:07] [Kelmo]: yeah
[16:03:10] [Kelmo]: that
[16:03:16] [Sam]: taking the trade deal?
[16:03:16] [The Gooch]: ^^
[16:03:30] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you Lord Kelmo. *smiles*
[16:03:40] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Hugibear?
[16:03:47] [King Blackthorn]: oh… nevermind. *sighs*
[16:04:00] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Gooch. What can you tell us of Minoc?
[16:04:07] [Susie]: .
[16:04:16] [The Gooch]: Hail Party Sosarians!
[16:04:29] [Hoffs]: !
[16:04:29] [The Gooch]: whats hanging kingster
[16:04:32] [Kattasrophe]: !
[16:04:37] [The Gooch]: Good new for Minoc!
[16:05:02] [Kattasrophe]: *glances at the shiny crown* Still there ‘Lord
[16:05:03] [The Gooch]: Since we last spoke a number of new citizens have arrived in Minoc
[16:05:15] [The Gooch]: All sporting super cool and flashy town titles
[16:05:30] [The Gooch]: ^^
[16:05:40] [The Gooch]: We do have one request from the citizens
[16:05:58] [The Gooch]: Most of which seem to be miners extracting the precious material from mount kendall
[16:06:21] [King Blackthorn]: *Whispers to Kattasrophe* Can you interpret that into the King’s Language for me?
[16:06:25] [The Gooch]: They ask for more caves to mine in order to reach the gems and ore they crave so much.
[16:06:31] [Wee Willie Winki]: Mount Winki
[16:06:43] [Kattasrophe]: perhaps uh after the meeting?
[16:06:58] [The Gooch]: Other than that Barter Town is taking care of Minoc as if it were our own child
[16:07:13] [The Gooch]: Rest Assured Kingy that thecity is safe.
[16:07:18] [The Gooch]: Barter Town or Die
[16:07:50] [Troop]: ““““`hooray!
[16:08:00] [The Gooch]: get some energy in here!!
[16:08:02] [King Blackthorn]: If the miners need more space, I would suggest the mountains south of the City would be available to them.
[16:08:21] [Talia]: dark wisps
[16:08:22] [Troop]: is it safe to mine there?
[16:08:28] [The Gooch]: I will pass that along king but im sure they would prefer less travel
[16:08:29] [Kelmo]: and pirates
[16:08:51] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Ironfist? What is the news from New Magincia?
[16:09:00] [Jerika DarkStorm]: Something wrong with pirates/
[16:09:03] [Jerika DarkStorm]: ?
[16:09:16] [Morgan Ironfist]: No News from new mag my king
[16:09:32] [Morgan Ironfist]: the trade deal with the Assassins guild is still in effect
[16:09:35] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[16:09:47] [Morgan Ironfist]: the methods of raising money for it prove successful
[16:09:57] [Morgan Ironfist]: commerce is good
[16:10:09] [Morgan Ironfist]: and the city seems well denfended…
[16:10:14] [Morgan Ironfist]: Thank you
[16:10:17] [Kelmo]: over charging for armor? *winks*
[16:10:26] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you Governor.
[16:10:57] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Sam. How is the fair city of Jhelom?
[16:11:00] [Morgan Ironfist]: if ppl pay the prce that is asked, it is not overcharging Lord Kelmo
[16:11:11] [Sam]: hail
[16:11:26] [Sam]: I do not intend to do any trafe deals
[16:11:31] [Sam]: but
[16:11:46] [Sam]: we are raising $$$ for other cities
[16:12:04] [Sam]: i do have several requests
[16:12:16] [Sam]: 1) We need a stable
[16:12:25] [Sam]: desprately
[16:12:50] [Troop]: a stable yes
[16:12:57] [Sam]: 2) I would like to see a buliteen board placed in the governprs offices
[16:13:31] [Sam]: 3) we would love to host some fight in the dueling pits
[16:13:38] [Sam]: s
[16:14:05] [Sam]: 4) Congrats to Gilfane on their monument
[16:14:23] [Kelmo]: Indeed!
[16:14:33] [Hoffs]: Thank you….was coming to that in a moment.
[16:14:46] [Sam]: 5) we hope to give ene more support to Kat for her activeires in Moonglow
[16:14:52] [Sam]: hope
[16:15:05] [Kattasrophe]: *smiles* Very kind of you
[16:15:08] [Sam]: questions?
[16:15:32] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you Lord Sam.
[16:15:38] [Kelmo]: well said
[16:15:46] [Troop]: yay!
[16:15:56] [King Blackthorn]: I shall request a feasibility study for the Stables and Bulletin Board Suggestions.
[16:16:05] [Troop]: nice
[16:16:13] [King Blackthorn]: I would also encourage an event in the Dueling Pits.
[16:16:26] [King Blackthorn]: I look forward to hearing more from you regarding this.
[16:16:29] [Talia]: cock fights!!!
[16:16:35] [Hoffs]: May I briefly add something, sire?
[16:16:48] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Kattasrophe? You had a comment?
[16:16:49] [Kelmo]: I second that
[16:16:52] [Kattasrophe]: Yes,
[16:17:14] [Kattasrophe]: Currently I am working on a fighting event
[16:17:29] [Kattasrophe]: now that the Jhelom pits have been suggested
[16:17:42] [Kattasrophe]: I think I will be working with Sam
[16:17:47] [Kattasrophe]: to hold that event.
[16:17:57] [Kattasrophe]: That is all. *smiles*
[16:18:05] [King Blackthorn]: And Lady Hoffs?
[16:18:15] [Hoffs]: Acting this time in my capacity as head of Gilfane city-state,
[16:18:22] [Hoffs]: I would just like to give special thanks to the king
[16:18:27] [Hoffs]: for his official recognition of our community.
[16:18:34] [Hoffs]: We have waited a long time for this moment,
[16:18:40] [Hoffs]: and it means a great deal to us.
[16:18:45] [Hoffs]: I hope that it encourages other communites to step forth
[16:18:52] [Hoffs]: and establish their own identities in the world.
[16:18:56] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles* I am most glad to see this step forward and hope to see many more.
[16:19:00] [Kelmo]: *nods* It means a great deal to a lot of us.
[16:19:28] [Kelmo]: Too late for me…
[16:19:39] [King Blackthorn]: And now, would any of the citizens like to speak?
[16:19:46] [King Blackthorn]: If not, we have more business pending.
[16:20:03] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Talia. Please approach.
[16:20:25] [Talia]: I’d like to speak on behalf of the Mongbat Population of Moonglow
[16:20:38] [Susie]: .
[16:20:55] [Talia]: Much like our own society, there are Good and Evil Mongbats
[16:21:01] [King Blackthorn]: *peers closely* You do not look like Czarina. But you sound like her.
[16:21:10] [Sam]: heheheh
[16:21:11] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[16:21:15] [Talia]: Some Mongbats are quite amenable to being tamed
[16:21:26] [Kelmo]: grilled too
[16:21:32] [Kattasrophe]: now Kelmo..
[16:21:34] [Hoffs]: hehe
[16:21:37] [Talia]: With a little encouragement, the tamers of the land could form
[16:21:45] [Talia]: a Moonglow Mongbat Militia
[16:22:05] [Talia]: and deploying their winged troops around the city
[16:22:08] [Kelmo]: I thought that was TB?
[16:22:29] [Talia]: they could cut down on the population of evil hostile mongbats
[16:22:55] [Talia]: In fact, after being guided by the tamers for a short while
[16:23:09] [Talia]: they would perform this service even when out of the tamer’s control
[16:23:30] [Talia]: That is all
[16:23:48] [Sam]: hmmm
[16:23:54] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you Lady Talia. I would suggest working with Governor Kattasrophe on this.
[16:24:14] [Kattasrophe]: oops..
[16:24:17] [King Blackthorn]: and perhaps Lord Kelmo’s clothiers can make small uniforms for them. *grins*
[16:24:23] [Hoffs]: hehe
[16:24:24] [Sam]: lol
[16:24:27] [The Gooch]: ^^
[16:24:43] [King Blackthorn]: Are there others who would like to speak.
[16:24:56] [Aelfric]: I
[16:25:15] [King Blackthorn]: Aelfric. Please approach the podium.
[16:25:15] [Aelfric]: I would just like to say
[16:25:32] [Aelfric]: The recent acts of aggression
[16:25:40] [Aelfric]: from the True Brittanians
[16:25:45] [Aelfric]: against the council of mages
[16:25:47] [Aelfric]: have been quelled
[16:25:54] [Aelfric]: and the prices will be kept low
[16:26:04] [Aelfric]: and the citizen will be able to acquire basic needs
[16:26:10] [Aelfric]: thanks to the bravery of my comrades
[16:26:11] [Aelfric]: thank you
[16:26:15] [The Gooch]: ^^
[16:26:21] [Talia]: TB Horse Breeder gots Warts!
[16:26:54] [King Blackthorn]: I had not noticed such agression except for a defense of their own. Perhaps I should watch closer.
[16:27:05] [Kelmo]: These statements are true…
[16:27:34] [Kelmo]: The mages keep the prices low
[16:27:40] [King Blackthorn]: Are there others?
[16:28:06] [Kelmo]: at this moment the mages control all the cities
[16:28:25] [Troop]: a monopoly
[16:28:31] [King Blackthorn]: If not, then I must announce with regret the loss of Lord Pureheart, the Guardian of the Candle of Love.
[16:28:57] [The Gooch]: A sad day indeed
[16:29:01] [Kelmo]: I am sorry
[16:29:02] [King Blackthorn]: It seems that the corruption of the Candle was too much for him and he passes away this week.
[16:30:34] [King Blackthorn]: I understand that his daughter Hope Pureheart is working in his place
[16:30:40] [The Gooch]: Aye
[16:30:44] [King Blackthorn]: to determine how to cleanse the candle.
[16:30:50] [King Blackthorn]: and that she requested aid.
[16:30:56] [King Blackthorn]: Can anyone report on this event?
[16:31:02] [The Gooch]: I can, King
[16:31:26] [King Blackthorn]: Please proceed Lord Gooch
[16:31:51] [The Gooch]: Myself and Lord Aelfric spent many hours working with Hope
[16:31:54] [Kelmo]: Use short words if you must…
[16:32:02] [The Gooch]: In order to discover 5 words of power
[16:32:22] [The Gooch]: I am happy to report that we have discovered all five words of power
[16:32:42] [King Blackthorn]: Please enlighten us.
[16:33:05] [The Gooch]: Lord Pureheart named his children after the virtues
[16:33:20] [The Gooch]: and then sent each one to learn of the virtue they were named for
[16:34:00] [The Gooch]: Mercy Pureheart Discovered the power word of Compassion to be Vilis
[16:34:25] [The Gooch]: Righteous Pureheart found the power word for Justice is Malum
[16:34:48] [The Gooch]: Gift Pureheart Found that the power word for sacrifice is Avidus
[16:35:08] [The Gooch]: Faith Pureheart Discovered the power word for spirit to be Ignavus
[16:35:26] [The Gooch]: and lastly Modesty Pureheart discovered the power word of humily to be Veramacor
[16:35:56] [The Gooch]: That was all i was able to uncover
[16:36:02] [King Blackthorn]: Thank you for the very detailed report. *smiles*
[16:36:06] [The Gooch]: Hope said for me to report these finding to you
[16:36:09] [The Gooch]: ^^
[16:36:15] [Kelmo]: OK I am back… could ya go through all of that again?
[16:36:33] [Hoffs]: Well done, governor Gooch.
[16:36:33] [King Blackthorn]: Does Hope feel that she is close to a solution?
[16:36:34] [Kelmo]: heh
[16:36:42] [Kelmo]: just kidding
[16:36:49] [The Gooch]: I hope so
[16:36:51] [The Gooch]: hehehe get it
[16:37:00] [The Gooch]: ^^
[16:37:21] [Aelfric]: she did, indeed, seem excited to learn the words of power
[16:37:27] [King Blackthorn]: I recommend that we adjourn the meeting and pay a visit to Hope. I believe she may have an answer for us.
[16:37:35] [The Gooch]: lets do it!
[16:37:36] [King Blackthorn]: Shall wo go to the Abbey?
[16:38:34] [Kelmo]: all rushing off to many deaths

[19:01:42] [Girl Next Door]: The false king is coming!!
[19:03:26] [King Blackthorn]: *sits*
[19:03:41] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles at Beldin*
[19:04:12] [King Blackthorn]: Good evening everyone.
[19:04:18] [Queen Arya]: hail
[19:04:20] [Tatiana Thorn]: good evening sir
[19:04:25] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Jist so yer knoo
[19:04:26] [Lew]: evening My Liege
[19:04:27] [King Blackthorn]: Lets save the ale till after the meeting.
[19:04:30] [Quacklebush]: evenin
[19:04:31] [King Blackthorn]: If you please.
[19:04:33] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Ah hud tae sail a ship
[19:04:33] [Girl Next Door]: Is this is the line to speak with blackthorn?
[19:04:39] [Beldin Brightaxe]: jist tae come ter this meetin’
[19:04:39] [Lanfear]: ty sire
[19:04:55] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Since Ah’m nae allowed tae set me boots in Britain
[19:05:13] [King Blackthorn]: You are always welcome in Britain brother dwarf.
[19:05:14] [Girl Next Door]: ill wait till the end to speak with blackthorn
[19:05:16] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[19:05:20] [Oogugbu]: har har nub
[19:05:23] [Oogugbu]: me made rules
[19:05:30] [Oogugbu]: *hic*
[19:05:31] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Nae accordin’ ter thae orcling
[19:05:35] [Oogugbu]: *hic*
[19:05:39] [Oogugbu]: nub dwarfs
[19:05:43] [King Blackthorn]: Always the Kings rules, Orc. Mojo Mojo humie.
[19:05:50] [Queen Arya]: heh
[19:06:00] [King Blackthorn]: Our first order of business.
[19:06:14] [King Blackthorn]: I hear the Governor of New Magincia has had a grand adventure.
[19:06:21] [Queen Arya]: claps*
[19:06:24] [Oogugbu]: why no sit
[19:06:25] [King Blackthorn]: I hope he will entertain us with the tale.
[19:06:40] [aulbrey]: damnit orc
[19:06:46] [aulbrey]: she dont sit in seats
[19:06:47] [Oogugbu]: wut
[19:06:53] [Oogugbu]: me see
[19:06:58] [Nails Warstein]: Would you like me to being Milord?
[19:07:06] [Nails Warstein]: begin that is
[19:07:19] [King Blackthorn]: The beginning is normally a good place to start.
[19:07:25] [King Blackthorn]: When you get to the end, stop.
[19:07:27] [Lanfear]: lol
[19:07:35] [Queen Arya]: heh
[19:07:35] [Nails Warstein]: Very well, as you wish.
[19:07:49] [Lew]: are these dragoons needed?
[19:07:56] [aulbrey]: *drinks from her flask*
[19:07:59] [Nails Warstein]: It was the the week of the blood moon.
[19:08:07] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Aye, tae keep an eye on thae orcling
[19:08:08] [Girl Next Door]: With an orc in the room, all the guards are needed
[19:08:27] [Nails Warstein]: Rumors were spreading of some new discovery found in a farmer’s field in Yew.
[19:08:49] [Evil Eve]: corn
[19:08:51] [Evil Eve]: ?
[19:09:00] [Silverfox]: my marble statue
[19:09:07] [Nails Warstein]: When I arrived, the Knights of the Crux Ansata among many others were there gawking on this ancient stone in the field with crux markings.
[19:09:52] [Nails Warstein]: Mentioning the earlier name of the Crux called the Knights of the Ankh
[19:10:22] [Girl Next Door]: will it be duped?
[19:10:23] [Nails Warstein]: We questioned the farmers and the local citizens of Yew.
[19:10:32] [Nails Warstein]: None knew where the stone came from.
[19:11:05] [Nails Warstein]: Upon searching the nearby farm house. We found a bag with the mark of the Vesper museum upon it.
[19:11:26] [Nails Warstein]: Inside the bag was 5000 gold coins and a receipt for Josiah Havel from the Vesper Museum.
[19:11:43] [King Blackthorn]: *frowns a bit at the name and nods sadly*
[19:11:59] [Queen Arya]: may he rest in peace
[19:12:13] [Nails Warstein]: The Knights, and I headed over to the Museum to find further clues.
[19:12:15] [aulbrey]: *looks over*
[19:12:27] [aulbrey]: i didnt do it *grins*
[19:12:40] [Nails Warstein]: When we arrived there was a discarded journal of belonging to Josiah Havel
[19:12:53] [Nails Warstein]: Mentioning some great discovery.
[19:13:19] [Nails Warstein]: We thought it prudent to go visit this reknowned Royal Archaelogist for more information at his home in Britain.
[19:13:26] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:13:46] [Nails Warstein]: To our shock and amazing we found the body of Josiah Havel on his floor stripped of his clothes and left for dead.
[19:15:03] [Oogugbu]: me gib u dis drink dwarf
[19:15:15] [Nails Warstein]: We found another ancient stone on the table in his office.
[19:15:43] [Nails Warstein]: This stone seemed to resemble the one found in the farmers field with a slight difference.
[19:15:48] [aulbrey]: Oops.
[19:16:15] [Nails Warstein]: We could tell it belonged to a sarcophagus and had a very significant clue.
[19:16:27] [Nails Warstein]: One we were not fully understanding at the time.
[19:16:56] [Nails Warstein]: The First Man Speaks His Name To The Last Man
[19:17:01] [Kingsguard Dragoon]: Long Live the King!
[19:17:10] [Nails Warstein]: While we pondered the meaning of this clue.
[19:17:26] [Silverfox]: protect the king
[19:17:44] [Nails Warstein]: Closer examination of Josiah’s body yielded another journal.
[19:18:17] [Nails Warstein]: This one had odd writings in what was believed perhaps another language, but after much deliberation, we learned it was some kind of code.
[19:19:10] [King Blackthorn]: And you were able to decipher this code?
[19:19:11] [Nails Warstein]: We really didn’t know where to go at this point, who murdered Josiah Havel.
[19:19:24] [Nails Warstein]: Not immediately, no.
[19:19:36] [Nails Warstein]: Instead we revisited the clues we had.
[19:19:48] [Oogugbu]: *sighs*
[19:19:48] [Nails Warstein]: Particularily the one on the sarcophagus
[19:20:10] [Nails Warstein]: Many of us sought answers in the Wisp dungeon.
[19:20:21] [Oogugbu]: *grumbles* blah nub dum hummies much blah
[19:20:34] [Nails Warstein]: Where there is a statue erected to the First Man
[19:20:47] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:20:51] [Nails Warstein]: Zog
[19:20:51] [King Blackthorn]: A Mysterious artifact.
[19:21:22] [Girl Next Door]: *looks at time*
[19:21:28] [Nails Warstein]: Right next to the statue
[19:21:50] [Girl Next Door]: I think, this would make a good book.
[19:21:51] [Nails Warstein]: This is where I consulted with the Knights.
[19:22:14] [Queen Arya]: it was one of the best events
[19:22:17] [Nails Warstein]: Who recommended going to the grave of Zog in britain to speak the word Armageddon
[19:22:52] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:22:58] [Nails Warstein]: This brought us to some secret labratory within Castle British where yet again we found another journal.
[19:23:04] [Nails Warstein]: With Research Notes.
[19:23:51] [Nails Warstein]: By piecing the clues we had together we learned we must seek out the ancient headquarters of the Crux Ansata in the Underworld
[19:24:08] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:24:24] [Nails Warstein]: While we adventured through the dungeon in fear of death
[19:24:27] [Girl Next Door]: *looks at time*
[19:24:28] [Silverfox]: pardon me
[19:24:43] [aulbrey]: *wonders if she will get time to propose again*
[19:24:45] [Nails Warstein]: We discovered a memorial that had yet another code similar to those found in Josiah’s journal.
[19:25:06] [aulbrey]: *chugs from her flask*
[19:25:10] [Girl Next Door]: *Thinks, he should not quit his day job*
[19:25:17] [Nails Warstein]: The Blood Moon had not fully reached its apex, and we still didn’t know what to do or where to go next.
[19:25:26] [Oogugbu]: *psst*
[19:25:31] [Tatiana Thorn]: sir?
[19:25:31] [Oogugbu]: dis hummie blah much har
[19:25:40] [aulbrey]: *looks back*
[19:25:41] [Tatiana Thorn]: *hides a smile*
[19:25:44] [aulbrey]: *nods*
[19:25:46] [Oogugbu]: blah blah hummie blah
[19:25:48] [Quacklebush]: haha
[19:26:01] [Nails Warstein]: The key to this mystery was solving the cipher which would decode the clues necessary to finding perhaps Josiah’s murderer or Ancient Treasures of The Crux Ansata
[19:26:44] [Evil Eve]: I take the treasure s
[19:26:47] [Nails Warstein]: This is when I recruited Pfloyd, a trusted friend and companion. I successful cryptologist in his own right.
[19:26:55] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:27:15] [Nails Warstein]: I showed him the locations of the clues, I schooled him in the lore I know of the Crus Ansata
[19:27:34] [Nails Warstein]: I gave him potential ideas for what the codes could reveal.
[19:27:52] [Nails Warstein]: He was able to match my clue Ankh with the last code
[19:28:12] [King Blackthorn]: And you solved the code, what was discovered?
[19:28:13] [Nails Warstein]: Again he was able to match my clude Knight of the crux ansata with another clue.
[19:28:37] [aulbrey]: Oops.
[19:28:41] [Nails Warstein]: Yes we returned to the Tomb of the Ancient Knights of Ankh
[19:28:42] [aulbrey]: Hey everyone. Listen to my song!
[19:28:42] aulbrey begins to sing Docktown
[19:28:50] [Nails Warstein]: We started saying “Hello”
[19:28:54] [Nails Warstein]: over an over to no avail
[19:29:03] [Nails Warstein]: we returned to other areas to say Hello
[19:29:10] [King Blackthorn]: *chuckles*
[19:29:14] [Evil Eve]: hehe
[19:29:21] [Nails Warstein]: believing this to be a password to open a secret entrance
[19:29:27] [Girl Next Door]: That was a nice swim
[19:29:34] [Girl Next Door]: *feels wet*
[19:29:41] [Nails Warstein]: Finally Pfloyd and I tried saying the actual code itself that meant Friend
[19:29:59] [Nails Warstein]: which was
[19:30:00] [Nails Warstein]: 4C6Z3Z5Y5V6X
[[19:30:16] [Nails Warstein]: this password gave us access to the a treasure room
[19:30:25] [Girl Next Door]: Whoa, he is still talking? I even took a swim.
[19:30:31] [aulbrey]: Hey everyone. Listen to my song!
[19:30:31] aulbrey begins to sing Stones
[19:30:38] [Nails Warstein]: guarded by Temple Guardians
[19:30:56] [Evil Eve]: long way to the end
[19:30:56] [Nails Warstein]: Where we found An Ancient Crux Ansata Treasure
[19:31:09] [Evil Eve]: share plz
[19:31:10] [Nails Warstein]: I would display this now
[19:31:11] [Nails Warstein]: if possible
[19:31:15] [King Blackthorn]: Let me see it.
[19:31:16] [Nails Warstein]: Shall I had it to you
[19:31:18] [Nails Warstein]: very well
[19:31:19] [King Blackthorn]: Aye.
[19:31:31] [Queen Arya]: claps
[19:31:38] [Evil Eve]: aww i want see
[19:31:55] [Girl Next Door]: whoa, smells like orc
[19:31:57] [Evil Eve]: dirty old book I bet
[19:32:05] [Queen Arya]: wow
[19:32:06] [King Blackthorn]: *places it on the table*
[19:32:11] [Queen Arya]: drools
[19:32:13] [Evil Eve]: oo
[19:32:18] [Evil Eve]: petty
[19:32:21] [Girl Next Door]: whoa! gonna be duped?
[19:32:23] [Oogugbu]: me want shinnie
[19:32:25] [Oogugbu]: gib
[19:32:35] [Queen Arya]: claps*
[19:32:35] [Girl Next Door]: i want one of those
[19:32:38] [King Blackthorn]: A wonderous discovery.
[19:32:39] [Smoke]: Gratz Sir Nails
[19:32:43] [Queen Arya]: gratz Nails n Phloyd
[19:32:48] [Evil Eve]: yes it was
[19:32:53] [Evil Eve]: hehe
[19:33:02] [King Blackthorn]: I will see that you are named Grand Archaeologian of Sosaria, Governor.
[19:33:10] [King Blackthorn]: And I will see what can be done for your friend as well.
[19:33:12] [Queen Arya]: i need sun glasses to look upon it
[19:33:14] [Nails Warstein]: Why it would be an honor.
[19:33:23] [Nails Warstein]: Thank you my King.
[19:33:24] [Pfloyd]: Thank you sire
[19:33:26] [King Blackthorn]: As the pair of your worked together.
[19:33:29] [Girl Next Door]: thank you real money
[19:33:32] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[19:33:35] [Nails Warstein]: We did indeed.
[19:33:41] [King Blackthorn]: Now, for the sake of time.
[19:33:52] [King Blackthorn]: We are going to continue in a bit of a rush.
[19:33:54] [King Blackthorn]: *chuckles*
[19:33:57] [Lanfear]: hehe
[19:33:59] [Evil Eve]: lol
[19:34:04] [Tatiana Thorn]: *grins*
[19:34:07] [King Blackthorn]: LAdy Aulbrey, how is Yew?
[19:34:17] [aulbrey]: well lets see
[19:34:19] [Khaleesi]: *puts out foot*
[19:34:31] [aulbrey]: this week yew had a easter egg hunt
[19:34:36] [aulbrey]: it was fun
[19:34:41] [Queen Arya]: aye
[19:34:42] [aulbrey]: oh also
[19:34:49] [aulbrey]: will you marry me?
[19:34:54] [Tatiana Thorn]: *grins*
[19:34:56] [Queen Arya]: heh
[19:34:59] [Oogugbu]: me wil
[19:34:59] [Evil Eve]: lol
[19:34:59] [King Blackthorn]: *shakes his head*
[19:35:04] [Khaleesi]: *chuckles*
[19:35:07] [aulbrey]: *looks back*
[19:35:07] [King Blackthorn]: I think the orc is interested.
[19:35:10] [Evil Eve]: is tht a yes
[19:35:10] [aulbrey]: no
[19:35:11] [Tatiana Thorn]: *laughs softly*
[19:35:13] [aulbrey]: also
[19:35:16] [Quacklebush]: hah the orc likeys
[19:35:20] [Quacklebush]: u make a good couple
[19:35:23] [Oogugbu]: me strongest
[19:35:24] [aulbrey]: we did a event 50/50
[19:35:27] [Oogugbu]: me slice eberyone
[19:35:32] [Lanfear]: thank you king
[19:35:35] [Oogugbu]: protet ju
[19:35:47] [aulbrey]: won 14 million for the town stone
[19:35:52] [King Blackthorn]: Very nice.
[19:35:58] [aulbrey]: silverfox was the lucky winner
[19:35:59] [Evil Eve]: congrats
[19:36:10] [aulbrey]: uhh
[19:36:14] [aulbrey]: *taps chin*
[19:36:26] [aulbrey]: oh
[19:36:37] [aulbrey]: is there any word on the tavern?
[19:36:43] [King Blackthorn]: Not yet.
[19:36:56] [King Blackthorn]: It is being worked through the process.
[19:37:04] [aulbrey]: then that is about it i believe
[19:37:06] [King Blackthorn]: A large scale thing takes much paperwork.
[19:37:09] [King Blackthorn]: *grins*
[19:37:14] [King Blackthorn]: Very well.
[19:37:34] [King Blackthorn]: Governor Quacklebush, I hope that you have found the Kingsguard at your Docks useful?
[19:37:49] [Quacklebush]: yes your majesty
[19:37:59] [Quacklebush]: vesper has dealth with the pirate problem
[19:38:04] [Quacklebush]: and the seas are now a bit safer
[19:38:10] [King Blackthorn]: Vesper, Maginica, Jhelom and Skara all had troops deployed to them to maintain trade frompirates.
[19:38:12] [Girl Next Door]: I think someone is pissing in your moat, its a little warm#####################
[19:38:26] [Quacklebush]: arrr
[19:38:43] [Evil Eve]: she is a nut and funny
[19:38:45] [Andrasta]: haha
[19:38:45] [Smoke]: she toast
[19:38:48] [Smoke]: 😛
[19:39:04] [Quacklebush]: nakked lady distractin me
[19:39:10] [aulbrey]: *laughs*
[19:39:11] [Tatiana Thorn]: *giggles*
[19:39:12] [Evil Eve]: hehe
[19:39:33] [Lanfear]: ya good thing someone threw her out
[19:39:36] [Evil Eve]: hey sexy
[19:39:44] [King Blackthorn]: Solved that problem.
[19:39:47] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[19:39:50] [King Blackthorn]: Please continue.
[19:40:04] [Quacklebush]: we have taken the pirate captain hostage and plan to stand him on trial
[19:40:18] [Quacklebush]: that is all the news vesper has at the moment
[19:40:29] [Evil Eve]: why it keep geting dark on me i have on the night site earrings
[19:40:31] [SunWolf]: Stupid, orc
[19:40:31] [King Blackthorn]: I hear pirates are often branded, and sometimes hung for their crimes?
[19:40:40] [Tatiana Thorn]: *shudders*
[19:40:48] [Quacklebush]: yes yer majesty
[19:41:17] [Wynn]: *looks around*
[19:42:05] [King Blackthorn]: Anything else from Vesper?
[19:42:09] [Galathan]: .
[19:42:14] [Quacklebush]: that is all from vesper
[19:42:18] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:42:31] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Tatiana. The floor is yours.
[19:42:38] [Wynn]: *looks around*
[19:42:42] [King Blackthorn]: How fairs Skara Brae?
[19:42:43] [Wynn]: anyone seen my dad
[19:42:45] [Tatiana Thorn]: We handed out Easter baskets last sunday, in Skara Brae, New Haven and Brfitain
[19:42:55] [Tatiana Thorn]: about 40 of them
[19:43:06] [Evil Eve]: *Claps*
[19:43:08] [Tatiana Thorn]: other than that
[19:43:11] [Girl Next Door]: You cant stop me!!
[19:43:12] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[19:43:14] [Girl Next Door]: You cant stop me!!
[19:43:17] [Evil Eve]: lol
[19:43:18] [Tatiana Thorn]: Skara Brae runs smoothly
[19:43:26] [Girl Next Door]: i rule you blackthorn!!
[19:43:31] [Quacklebush]: the perky one has returned
[19:43:41] [Tatiana Thorn]: thats about all
[19:43:42] [aulbrey]: and she is gone
[19:43:47] [aulbrey]: *giggles*
[19:43:47] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:43:49] [Lew]: *shakes head*
[19:43:51] [Lanfear]: side entrance
[19:43:54] [Wynn]: *looks around*
[19:43:57] [Evil Eve]: to funny bout pee me self
[19:44:01] [Wynn]: what the heck was that
[19:44:01] [King Blackthorn]: Is Moonglow represented this evening?
[19:44:11] [Evil Eve]: i hope
[19:44:15] [Evil Eve]: i want title
[19:44:17] [Queen Arya]: he is away sire
[19:44:20] [Queen Arya]: emergency
[19:44:21] [King Blackthorn]: Very well.
[19:44:23] [Evil Eve]: aww
[19:44:35] [Evil Eve]:
[19:44:52] [King Blackthorn]: As for Trinsic, I know the traitor Fabian d’Hardt was finally executed in the streets of Trinsic.
[19:44:56] [King Blackthorn]: This past week.
[19:45:06] [Wynn]: *eyes widen*
[19:45:08] [King Blackthorn]: The Crown appologizes to the people he wronged in our name.
[19:45:15] [Evil Eve]: oh my
[19:45:16] [SunWolf]: He wasn’t a traitor, his actions wasn’t his own
[19:45:16] [Queen Arya]: aye was sorta sad
[19:45:30] [Wynn]: *raises hand*
[19:45:45] [King Blackthorn]: Does anyone here wish to represetn Trinsic this evening?
[19:45:52] [Lew]: Hail Sire, Governor Sammy had family to attend to
[19:45:53] [Galathan]: *points at lew*
[19:45:57] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:46:05] [Lew]: I am here to serve as her voice
[19:46:06] [King Blackthorn]: We welcome our friend Lew, to his former chair.
[19:46:15] [Galathan]: *coughs*
[19:46:18] [Lew]: it seems to have forgotten me
[19:46:25] [Lew]: *shrugs*
[19:46:33] [Lew]: *smiles*
[19:46:37] [Galathan]: much better
[19:46:40] [Lew]: thats much better
[19:46:50] [King Blackthorn]: Have your injuries healed Lew?
[19:46:57] [King Blackthorn]: After the lighthouse incident…
[19:47:03] [Lew]: aye, I have healed
[19:47:04] [Galathan]: .
[19:47:12] [Lew]: the I am steal dealin with the loss of many friends sire
[19:47:14] [Galathan]: mostly
[19:47:27] [Lew]: *glances at Gal*
[19:47:38] [Lew]: I am well enough
[19:47:51] [Girl Next Door]: If i can walk on water!! You cant stop me!!
[19:47:55] [Wynn]: Girl
[19:47:56] [aulbrey]: *laughs*
[19:47:58] [Wynn]: wait your turn
[19:47:58] [Lanfear]: side door sire
[19:48:00] [Wynn]: get in line
[19:48:01] [Lew]: I have two items to speak about tonight sire
[19:48:07] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:48:24] [yolo the avatar]: Very good my lord
[19:48:25] [Lew]: The council of Trinsic has been discussing issues within trinsic
[19:48:33] [Lew]: that the crown may be able to help with
[19:48:55] [Lew]: there are several, but one major concern
[19:49:10] [Lew]: it involves our moongate, and the safety of all citizens that visit our beloved city
[19:49:24] [Lew]: we have had to deal with Ogres and Lizzard Men
[19:49:30] [Lew]: harrassing visitors
[19:49:35] [yolo the avatar]: Stargate safety guards
[19:49:39] [Lew]: that cannot navigate the hole that the gate sits
[19:49:49] [Lew]: we have even had a chicken that seems to have been sick
[19:49:55] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:49:56] [Lew]: that had a poor lady stick in there for two days
[19:50:10] [Lew]: a chicken!
[19:50:26] [Lew]: so the council has asked the city carpenters to craft ladders
[19:50:37] [Lew]: it is our hope that if the royal builders approve
[19:50:48] [Lew]: that they may be stationed at areas around the sinkhole
[19:50:56] [Lew]: in order to help those lost souls
[19:51:01] [Lew]: navigate out and to the city
[19:51:08] [King Blackthorn]: See that your ladders are delievered to the builders. And I will see what can be done.
[19:51:09] [Lew]: that is if they pass the inspectoin
[19:51:20] [Lew]: thank you sire
[19:51:24] [Lew]: secondly
[19:51:32] [Lew]: its that time again
[19:51:44] [Lew]: the quarterly fishin competition will begin
[19:51:49] [Lew]: at the first of the next month
[19:51:54] [Oogugbu]: *rolls eyes*
[19:52:02] [Lew]: from the 1st to the 15th
[19:52:19] [Lew]: with the rewards ceremony on the 16th
[19:52:26] [Lew]: same format as always
[19:52:44] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:52:45] [Lew]: does the kings prize still exist sire?
[19:52:48] [King Blackthorn]: Always a popular event.
[19:53:02] [King Blackthorn]: For now, yes. Although I believe there is a backlog.
[19:53:05] [King Blackthorn]: *chuckles*
[19:53:07] [Lew]: aye
[19:53:11] [Galathan]: *chuckles*
[19:53:13] [Lew]: the crown has been busy sire
[19:53:20] [Lew]: it is understood
[19:53:42] [Lew]: that is all for tonight sire
[19:53:45] [King Blackthorn]: I have two trophies still with me, one from Daphnie, and the other from Brown Trout.
[19:53:52] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:54:05] [Lew]: thank you for allwoing me to return to serve Trinsic
[19:54:11] [King Blackthorn]: Moving on to Britain… Governor I am determined to remind you…
[19:54:32] [King Blackthorn]: That you were elected to represent the people of Britain, not to subjugate them.
[19:54:43] [King Blackthorn]: And your mojo status is easily passed on to another.
[19:54:43] [Oogugbu]: me represent
[19:54:48] [King Blackthorn]: Should you offend the King.
[19:55:00] [King Blackthorn]: I dont think that will be an issue Master Orc.
[19:55:05] [Oogugbu]: me no offend
[19:55:07] [Oogugbu]: me be me
[19:55:09] [King Blackthorn]: What has Britain for us this evening?
[19:55:09] [Oogugbu]: me urk
[19:55:13] [Beldin Brightaxe]: pfah…master…
[19:55:14] [Oogugbu]: urk rules different
[19:55:17] [Wynn]: *raies hand*
[19:55:32] [Oogugbu]: me hab no new news
[19:55:43] [Oogugbu]: city gud
[19:55:52] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[19:56:04] [King Blackthorn]: Governor Brightaxe, how fares Minoc?
[19:56:13] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Same as always
[19:56:16] [Wynn]: *raises hand*
[19:56:19] [Beldin Brightaxe]: nae mooch new ter mention
[19:56:25] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Ah will say though
[19:56:30] [Beldin Brightaxe]: tha’ if any folk ae Britain
[19:56:38] [Beldin Brightaxe]: are tired ae havin’ an orcling fer their governor
[19:56:46] [Beldin Brightaxe]: there is plenty ae space in Minoc
[19:56:53] [Galathan]: .
[19:56:57] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[19:56:59] [Oogugbu]: ….
[19:57:03] [King Blackthorn]: Turn the coin to the bright side.
[19:57:09] [King Blackthorn]: Well done Beldin.
[19:57:15] [King Blackthorn]: *claps*
[19:57:16] [Wynn]: *raises hand*
[19:57:18] [Beldin Brightaxe]: We are thae city ae compassion.
[19:57:24] [aulbrey]: …I’m not wasted…
[19:57:42] [Beldin Brightaxe]: err sacrifice
[19:57:44] [Wynn]: *looks around statue*
[19:57:47] [SunWolf]: haha
[19:57:53] [King Blackthorn]: *chuckles*
[19:57:59] [aulbrey]: Hey everyone. Listen to my song!
[19:57:59] aulbrey begins to sing Yew (Positive)
[19:58:13] [King Blackthorn]: Governor Warstein, have you anything else for us?
[19:58:16] [Beldin Brightaxe]: git thum two confused.
[19:58:26] [Girl Next Door]: *massaging blackthorn’s shoulders*
[19:58:53] [aulbrey]: ok who brought the aspirin this time
[19:58:59] [Wynn]: *raises hands again shifts stants*
[19:59:06] [Evil Eve]: hehe
[19:59:10] [Lew]: im fresh out
[19:59:10] [Nails Warstein]: Yes thank you
[19:59:14] [Nails Warstein]: I will keep this brief
[19:59:19] [Galathan]: *hands out asprin*
[19:59:20] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[19:59:27] [Nails Warstein]: Next month I plan to have two events.
[19:59:47] [Nails Warstein]: I will have a planting ceremony in New Magincia gardens
[20:00:10] [Nails Warstein]: Followed by a special Blind Speed Dating Game
[20:00:11] [King Blackthorn]: The gardens of New Magincia have the ability to be legendary.
[20:00:24] [King Blackthorn]: Speed dating?
[20:00:28] [Nails Warstein]: I felt planting flowers would set the mood.
[20:00:28] [Queen Arya]: heh
[20:00:33] [King Blackthorn]: The King is a batchelor…
[20:00:33] [Queen Arya]: aulbrey thats ur cue
[20:00:35] [King Blackthorn]: *ponders*
[20:00:37] [Lew]: *looks at nails*
[20:00:38] [aulbrey]: ooo dating
[20:00:45] [Nails Warstein]: Yes the basic concept is simple.
[20:00:53] [aulbrey]: should have a speed wedding event
[20:00:59] [Starr]: lol
[20:01:18] [Nails Warstein]: Anyone in Sosaria can express their interest, and I will give them a number, have them meet people anonymously for 10 minute episodes
[20:01:34] [Nails Warstein]: After everyone has met, they can tell me which number was most interesting, would like to get to know better.
[20:01:46] [Nails Warstein]: Connect them thereafter.
[20:01:59] [Sinful Obsession]: *Hides*
[20:02:08] [Evil Eve]: hehe
[20:02:16] [King Blackthorn]: An interesting concept.
[20:02:28] [Nails Warstein]: These events aside. I hope we can discuss erecting an auction house in New Maginicia in the future. Can leave discussion for the topic another time.
[20:02:28] [King Blackthorn]: Shall we move on to Jhelom?
[20:02:29] [Wynn]: *raises hand*
[20:02:39] [Nails Warstein]: I yield the rest of my minutes to the esteemed governor of Jhelom
[20:02:43] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[20:02:47] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Ah’ll bet Aulbrey will like tha’
[20:02:51] [Evil Eve]: *kicks back with a beer*
[20:02:52] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Arya, the floor is yours.
[20:02:56] [Queen Arya]: aye sire
[20:03:02] [Queen Arya]: really brief
[20:03:22] [Queen Arya]: Today several of the governors held another community day
[20:03:26] [Queen Arya]: it was a blast
[20:03:48] [Queen Arya]: we look forward to to one every several months
[20:03:57] [Queen Arya]: Jhelom fares well
[20:04:01] [King Blackthorn]: I hear it was a grant collabritive effort.
[20:04:01] [Queen Arya]: no complaints
[20:04:06] [King Blackthorn]: Grand as well.
[20:04:07] [Queen Arya]: aye sire
[20:04:08] [Queen Arya]: it was
[20:04:17] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[20:04:23] [King Blackthorn]: *looks across the table*
[20:04:32] [Evil Eve]: *looks back*
[20:04:34] [King Blackthorn]: Lady of Falling waters, did you need to pee or speak?
[20:04:40] [King Blackthorn]: The dancing, I cant dell which.
[20:04:44] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles slightly*
[20:04:45] [Wynn]: speak
[20:04:50] [Wynn]: well…
[20:04:54] [King Blackthorn]: The floor is yours, briefly.
[20:05:01] [Wynn]: I need ot move away
[20:05:04] [Wynn]: to si Can see you
[20:05:09] [Wynn]: I want to know the status of my father
[20:05:22] [King Blackthorn]: What of him?
[20:05:27] [Wynn]: well I know you have
[20:05:35] [Wynn]: want for his head
[20:05:50] [King Blackthorn]: Lord Tazar comitted no crime, other than insult the crown which I can forgive.
[20:05:57] [Wynn]: *nods*
[20:05:58] [King Blackthorn]: It was throught he murdered a Governor.
[20:06:05] [King Blackthorn]: As that was in error.
[20:06:10] [King Blackthorn]: The crown has no issue with him.
[20:06:16] [Wynn]: *nods*
[20:06:19] [Wynn]: very well
[20:06:21] [King Blackthorn]: Other than cowardice and want of moral character.
[20:06:27] [Wynn]: he is no coward
[20:06:34] [Fand]: *looks shocked*
[20:06:37] [King Blackthorn]: I would sooner have this Orc at My side than Tazar.
[20:06:42] [Wynn]: well..
[20:06:44] [King Blackthorn]: At least the Orc is honest and true.
[20:06:49] [Wynn]: I must say my father has been part of the guard
[20:06:50] [King Blackthorn]: In his intent.
[20:06:53] [Quacklebush]: ouch
[20:06:56] [Wynn]: the supports his
[20:06:59] [Beldin Brightaxe]: Tha’s nae sayin’ mooch
[20:06:59] [Galathan]: *coughs*
[20:07:00] [Girl Next Door]: False king talks about truth?
[20:07:07] [Wynn]: he has always
[20:07:10] [Wynn]: taken care of his
[20:07:15] [Wynn]: home
[20:07:20] [Wynn]: and the people around it
[20:07:25] [Wynn]: to call him a coward
[20:07:28] [Quacklebush]: someone esle goin swimn?
[20:07:29] [Wynn]: is not the truth
[20:07:34] [Girl Next Door]: all hail false blackthorn
[20:07:34] [Kingsguard Dragoon]: Long Live the King!
[20:07:34] [Kingsguard Dragoon]: Long Live the King!
[20:07:34] [Kingsguard Dragoon]: Long Live the King!
[20:07:34] [Wynn]: *looks upset*
[20:07:37] [King Blackthorn]: *moves on*
[20:07:42] [Wynn]: of course
[20:07:45] [King Blackthorn]: Governor Sunwolf, you will always have a voice at this table.
[20:07:48] [King Blackthorn]: Did you wish to speak?
[20:07:54] [SunWolf]: May 1st
[20:08:05] [SunWolf]: is the 16th, Ann of Serpent Cross Tavern
[20:08:15] [Wynn]: hmm
[20:08:17] [SunWolf]: It shall be open to all that night
[20:08:23] [Oogugbu]: *sniffs*
[20:08:25] [Evil Eve]: woot
[20:08:27] [Lew]: *claps hand on table*
[20:08:27] [Quacklebush]: party at suns place
[20:08:29] [Queen Arya]: claps*
[20:08:37] [King Blackthorn]: I hear it is a special day?
[20:08:38] [SunWolf]: that is it
[20:08:41] [aulbrey]: better yet there will be booze
[20:08:43] [SunWolf]: *nods*
[20:08:55] [Khaleesi]: *chuckles*
[20:08:57] [Corinthian]: Sybwolf is handing out free checks at the door
[20:09:00] [SunWolf]: might be events, but other’s are planning those
[20:09:26] [King Blackthorn]: I hear it is a special day for the SCT?
[20:09:33] [Girl Next Door]: Player vs Player!
[20:09:36] [SunWolf]: yes 16th anniversity
[20:09:40] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[20:09:45] [Lew]: *secretly hopes for a new wine*
[20:09:47] [Khaleesi]: Duels!
[20:09:53] [King Blackthorn]: I encourage everyone to attend, safely.
[20:09:57] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[20:10:06] [Girl Next Door]: haha safe!
[20:10:07] [King Blackthorn]: Lady Evil Eye, did you wish to say something?
[20:10:14] [Evil Eve]: yes
[20:10:17] [aulbrey]: i can honestly say i will safely be getting drunk
[20:10:19] [aulbrey]: *nods*
[20:10:22] [Girl Next Door]: im sure your orc gove will be there…killing people!
[20:10:22] [Evil Eve]: im evil eve
[20:10:24] [aulbrey]: Oops.
[20:10:25] [Evil Eve]: hehe
[20:10:26] [Girl Next Door]: gov*
[20:10:35] [Quacklebush]: maybe not if the orc shows up
[20:10:39] [Evil Eve]: no i was look for gov of glow
[20:10:44] [Evil Eve]: ty tho
[20:10:47] [King Blackthorn]: *nods*
[20:10:47] [Girl Next Door]: they kill many people within lose lands
[20:10:49] [King Blackthorn]: Very well.
[20:10:57] [King Blackthorn]: We stand in recess.
[20:10:59] [SunWolf]: Try the message board in Moonglow
[20:11:01] [Evil Eve]: eveil eve rember tht ok
[20:11:04] [King Blackthorn]: Enjoy your evening.
[20:11:06] [King Blackthorn]: *smiles*
[20:11:07] [Evil Eve]: not eye
[20:11:09] [Queen Arya]: claps*
[20:11:11] [King Blackthorn]: Long Live Britannia!

and

Drachenfels

Presents

The Week-end Madness

Edition Number: LXII

We had two rounds against Corgul on Friday.

We sailed a full ship to his islands in Trammel and Felucca.

On Saturday we returned to the void pool in Covetous.

Sunday evening Jigsaw had planned a Surprise hunt.

He took a group of brave warriors from the west side of the Stygian Abyss to the east side.

The group did very well trough the Abyss.

The adventure ended at the Abyssal Infernal Champion spawn.

More adventures are awaiting us!

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The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 43rd Issue
April 25, 2014

MONDAIN’S DIARY
(excerpted – How I got the Gem Of Immortality)
Minax and I lived on an island in those days. We were young and in love and very happy. While I busied myself with research, Minax spent her days doing Minax things to small furry creatures.
My research centered on the strange lights that flickered offshore. They were very bright at night and sometimes blood would swell up into the sea from beneath the dancing lights. Minax discovered this first.
I found her one moony night, keening and gibbering madly on the beach, naked and covered in the blood of the sea. Only by letting her suck my neck could I sooth her long enough to carry her to the water trough and bathe her.
I determined to discover for myself what lay in those depths. And, with the help of my trusty island pigmy assistant, Baldric, I build a diving chamber. We loaded it onto a small boat and we paddled one evening to the spot where the lights came out at night.
As those devilish lights began hopping about the surface, I crammed Baldric into the chamber and lowered him by rope into the bleeding sea. Although he lacked an air supply, Baldric had confidence in my ability to decipher his tugs on the rope. The mere frantic I ignored, but truly convulsive tugs meant his skin was turning blue and I would haul him up, much to his relief, for a wheezy debriefing.
Soon, a picture emerged of a sunken ship resting on the bottom. Before poor Baldric went into convulsions, I learned that the prowl of that ship was adorned by a human skull pouring blood from its eyes!
Well, that settled it. Baldric would have to go down one more time and get that skull. Of course, I was deeply concerned about Baldric. The way he was flopping around now, he could damage that skull while retrieving it. But we scientists must take risks so, shouting my instructions, I plopped him in one last time and prayed for the skull’s deliverance.
And he did it! Baldric got the skull! He never was quite right after this but he had always been a bit twitchy to begin with. And I had the skull!
I immediately saw the key clenched in the teeth of the skull. I pried the key loose and read the inscription on its side, “Pacemaker.” This key would unlock my dad’s pacemaker! I could get the Gem Of Immortality that powered Dad’s pacemaker! Oh! WoW! Was I excited!
And well, you know the rest of the story.

INCOGNITIVE INTERVIEW
– by Kattasrophe
Incognito is a returning player. He is a famous Siege player and pk. What makes him famous? His sarcastic, funny and truthful personality. Incognito had a short career as a news reporter ( a talented writer). And he is always up for shenanigans.
Warning: rumors of Incognito swooning injuries have been reported. One was about a PvP fight. A person named Guest posted on a thread, “His attack was mighty and he drove me off the bridge.” Prepare for more battles, shenanigans and sarcastic but hilarious comments.
Why is Incognito getting an interview? Because, as the report says, he is “Sheer awesomeness!”
“I deny everything, especially the parts that are true,” commented Incognito just as I turned in my report.

SWOONING INJURIES
– reported by Ru
Swooning injuries increase dramatically due to a person named Incognito.
“Half of the charm is the new born baby I’m holding. The other half is my sheer awesomeness.”
This reporter has to note that the baby is a true charm magnet.

KING’S AUCTION
On Saturday, 10th May at 3pm Eastern, the representatives of the King’s Council will be holding a shard public auction in order to give the people of Siege an opportunity to trade goods, promote shard interaction, and raise money for town treasuries. De’Tails at: http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/shard-public-auction.314642/

PROMOTE YOUR EVENT
Count us in on any player ran event to help promote it with something in the weekly paper. Leave a message for me here, or drop a book about it in my mailbox at  the Perilous Inquirer. The deadline for submissions is Wednesday for the issue that comes out Friday. Also, Kattasrophe is usually an active participant in player events and she is often game for reporting on it. Let Katt know.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 43rd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Guest reporter: Ru
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at:
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/the-perilous-inquirer-43rd-issue.314964/

The Void Pool Challenge!

We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to Dungeon Covetous to fight at the Void Pool!

On Saturday the 26th of April.

Leaving around 20:30 CEST at West Britain Bank or find us at the void pool in Covetous level 2!

The more people join, the more points we can gather!

Let us try to break some records!

Our Current Record is 64 Waves.

Be there!

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All players, all styles, are welcomed to join the Block Party! Come dressed in your best more colorful outfit and sample the goodies that the Romanus Family will be cooking up — recipes from Earth, like Tacos and Nachos and Salsa! After which those with formidable characters on Catskills will enjoy a hunt down in Bedlam. Of course you need to ensure you have this quest done as well: —> http://www.uoguide.com/Mistaken_Identity <— But for anyone that just wants to join in the fun, stop on by for a good time.

For those of you on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/661197227268293

See you guys there!