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Presents
The Week-end Madness
Edition Number: LXXIII
Friday we tried our luck at the Gauntlet in Doom.
We defeated two town invasion on Saturday below Blackthorns castle.
On Sunday there was a important “bagball” game that no one wanted to miss!
And the team with the colors of Drachenfels won at the end!
The accusation: While Moonglow was under quarantine for the plaque, Governor Gooch proceeded to steal a boat and sail away to the island of Nujel’m thus spreading the plague among the citizens. This action was witnessed by many including the person whose boat was stolen and by our own traveling minstrel Troubadour.
King Blackthorn put these accusations before the counsel at the last meeting for a vote. It was decided to appease the Sultan a trial would be held. It almost seemed Governor Gooch wanted one… [The Gooch]: I DEMAND a trial!
It was then decided that Governor York and Yew would host the trial at the Court of Truth on July 12th 2014 at 10:30pm EST.
Please come and join us to watch an innocent man walk free, or a guilty man lose his head.
Guardians of Britannia
XVII
 Skara Brae |
 Minoc |
 Trinsic |
 Magincia |
 Vesper |
 Britain |
 Jhelom |
 Moonglow |
 Yew |
The Governors of Britannia are combining their forces to stop the invasions in Blackthorns Dungeon.
We calling out to all Citizens to help us with this danger.
Please assist us and meet us on Saturday the 12th at West Britain Bank at 20:30 CEST.
We are stronger in numbers!
The Gauntlet Returns!
We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to Dungeon Doom to fight in the Gauntlet!
On Friday the 11th of July.
Leaving around 20:30 CEST from West Britain Bank!
Be there!
Presents
The Week-end Madness
Edition Number: LXXII
We started our week-end on Friday with our monthly knuckleheads auction.
The items sold from the last Treasury event are donated to the Minoc Treasury as promised.
Every two weeks a group of people work very hard to collect many keys for the Exodus event.
This Saturday morning was no exception.
Thanks too these people the Exodus events stays very popular on our two weekly Sunday event.
More fun and games coming to you on your favorite shard!
The Exodus Encounter
6 July 2014
The Forty-fifth Exodus Encounter will be next Sunday.
We gathering at West Britain Bank and Leaving at 20:30 CEST.
Be sure to read all about the Summoning of Exodus : Here
If you can, try to make sure you have at least 3 of the 4 Keys. (Robe,Dagger, Rite).
Each group only needs 1 altar but need the other 3 keys for everyone else.
We will gather as many extra keys we can before Sunday to pass around if needed.
Everyone is welcome to join!
Hope to see you all on Sunday.
44th Knuckleheads In game Auction.
On Friday the 4th of July at 20:30 CEST.
Come to buy or sell or just for fun!
All and more info can be found here:
If you got more Questions you can also contact Gilmour.
The new auction house can be found In New Magincia.
Here is a map to the auction house.
Runes will be dropped around the bank to get to the auction house on the day of the event.
Or use the Teleportation Hub in New Magincia to go directly to the auction house.
Presents
The Week-end Madness
Edition Number: LXXI
Twelve rounds we had against the Stygian Dragon on Friday.
Governor Nicnivin went to look for the first ranger of Moonglow on Saturday.
After a serious test Shiva was appointed to the post of First Rangeress of Moonglow.
She received the black dragon armor, crafted from the scales of the fierce Shadow Wyrms of Destard, engraved with the official title of her post, that was promised to be crafted when we did our first dragon hunt in Destard. She also received the staff all of the Moonglow officials are wearing to establish the claim of their title.
On Sunday King Blackthorn requested our help against another dragon problem.
It was not a easy task, We had to travel to the Cavern of the discarded in the Stygian Abyss.
Sosaria is a little safer again after defeating the dragons.
But we have to stay vigilant to keep it that way.
The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 52nd Issue
June 27, 2014
HOW DEADBOB MET LADY TANG
Sometime during the DOS Age, DeadBob crossed the Gallowine River into Sosaria disguised as an itinerant grave robber. Dropping his heavy accent and old surname like a hot grenade, he immediately set about setting up toll booths on the highways and bridges, accosting the King’s messengers and sending the Royal family threatening & suggestive letters.
It was during this phase of active communication with the Royal family that Lady Tang, Handmaiden to the Princess Gladwrap, came across the Princess’ collection of DeadBob’s more suggestive letters and became intrigued by his vivid imagination, or “Fevered delusions,” as she coyly opined. Being of helpful heart, Lady Tang set out one day with Lord Protector Sir GaggingLance to save DeadBob’s immortal soul and to bring his mortal body into civilized society. They found him under a nearby toll bridge singing lurid elf songs to guffawing trolls. The good Lady prevailed upon him to accept a full pardon and job as the editor of the Kingdom’s newspaper, the Sosarian Beagle, at a salary highway men can only dream of, in exchange for which he reluctantly gave up his sordid outlaw ways.
Under Lady Tang’s tutelage, DeadBob done good. He delved into indepth articles about the Nobles and set aside enough “unpublishable” material to assure a comfortable retirement on hefty blackmail payments.
EPILOGUE: Last Friday, DeadBob and Lady Tang celebrated their 18th year together, having first met online in 1994 while playing Sierra’s early multiplayer game, ImagiNation Network.
A YORK MOMENT
“I didn’t sleep well last night, so this morning I drank Monster energy drinks instead of coffee. I was on the freeway headed for work when I realized I forgot my car.”
THE PERILS OF KATTASROPHE
Part 2 of 3 Demoiselle en Détresse
“You are just too good!” sneered Mr Bill. “Always helping others, entertaining them by putting on events and plays and interviewing players for the newspaper and even giving away gold and things.
“Then why are you sneering at me?” Katt truly wondered.
“This is my smile,” he sneered. “And on top of everything else, you’re cheerful. Gah!!” And with that, he threw her into a big web and cast a scotch tape spell across her.
“Is this a proposal?” Katt asked, bewildered.
“See what I mean? You’re a forever optimist!”
“Then why am I here?”
“Because, my dear, you make me look bad. And my pets are hungry,” Mr Bill chortled. “You are so charitable, I’m sure you will enjoy feeding them.” He cast a summoning spell into the shadows and swarms of slavering arachnids swarmed towards the trapped Katt who squirmed and struggled against her gluey bonds.
“Oh noooo! Mr. Bill,” she cried!
Will Katt escape the web of the dastardly Mr. Bill? Don’t miss Part 3!
HOROSCOPE
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You will never again be able to live in peace due to the enduring and seductive power of your moose call.
PKrs BALL
All players are invited to the Annual PKrs BALL & Benefit to be held at 7 PM EST next Friday at the Perilous Inquirer.
Free Liquor will flow. Free Bandages will be soaked. Door Prizes will be Handed Out by the Door Prize Steward and a Drawing will be Held for a complete 52 Volume set of The Perilous Inquirer.
Benefit donations are strictly voluntary and may be placed in the mailbox. 100% of your donation will go to the Widows & Orphans of Alien Abductees.
Don’t miss this Signature Siege Event!
Ghost Hosted by DeadBob.
The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 52nd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward.
Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
~sine die~
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Battling the Behemoths!
Round 44
From the adventurers that created “The Gauntlet Returns” events, they are going to offer you, even more dangerous adventures against the most deadliest monsters!
This Friday the 44th Battle!
We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to The Abyss to fight The Stygian Dragon!
On Friday the 27th of June.
Leaving around 20:30 CEST at West Britain Bank!
Or Contact us in General Chat.
Are you brave enough!?
Be there!
Atlantic Mage Tower Annex
Sea Witch Tavern
Hearthfire Village
Magincian Zokalo