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The Week-end Madness

Edition Number: XLIX

On Friday we helped the Governor of Moonglow with his Dragons for Moonglow.

We fought a elemental invasion on Saturday in Blackthorns Dungeon.

After a long break we returned back to Exodus on Sunday.

Link and Anjanca took us to Doom on Monday!

Many exciting adventures to come next week!

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Eternal Friends Hunts:

E@F hunt: Dark Father
Original post by Anjanca

We would like to invite all adventurers to go to a hunt with us.

On Monday the 27th January 2014 we visit Dark Father who resides in the Doom Gauntlet.

We gather at west bank britain and head out at 19:00 CET to Dungeon Doom.

If you can’t join us from the start we’ll find a way to get you into the fun later. watch the general and/or alliance chat.

Greetings

Anjanca, [E@F]

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Tonight’s Governor’s Meeting was well attended and full of interesting information presented by the Governors to Lord Blackthorn.

Lord Blackthorn began the meeting by announcing the winners of the fishing contest.  The winner for catching the biggest winter dragonfish is Nestor.  His fish weighed in at 94 stones and he was sponsored by Vesper.  Congratulations!  The winner in the big fish category is Cutbow with a HUGE weigh in at 199 stones.  Cutbow was sponsored by Skara Brae and congratulations to him as well.

The biggest surprise for the night came from Yew.  Governor Kirthag has decided to retire from her post.  The Royal Council will miss her and she was congratulated by the King for her service.

In other news:

The Governor of Vesper (yours truly) announced a jousting tourney and craft faire to be held in March.  Stay tuned for more details in the coming weeks.  Also in the works from Vesper a white net toss!  Stay tuned to Stratics for more info!

Osyn-Dal, Governor of Skara Brae announce plans for a level 6 map fest.  So far he has 25 maps ready to go.   Osyn-Dal will have more info forthcoming for us all.

Governor of Jhelom, Lady Rel Wis announced a +5SSI trade deal for her citizens.

Lord Governor Cephas announced plans for a chef contest to be held on February 22 at 1:30 PM.  He also kindly thanks Kirthag for her service.

Finally, King Blackthorn announced a fishing contest for February.  He then closed the meeting.

Bones Float On Icy Winter Waters

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Last night was a wet and cold one I say.

A large group gathered for this winter adventure including Ang, Winter, Bellarrix, Ginsu, Tanieren, Lola, Dongegal, Cady, Martyna Z’muir, Malag Aste, JINX, Skye, Agilaz, Blade, Trina Forest, Lord Hennessy, Sant Francis, Deavous, KENT, Miss Frenchy, Lord Sigma, and Rosemary to name just a few.

Coco and Pepi were our guides for the night. I found it rather odd these two were not in hibernation this time of year. Even stranger was a rant Pepi went on about tamers and his extreme dislike and distrust of most of them. Tamers have been know to use and abuse bears. Regardless this group followed the two for a long winters swim.

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A refreshing lake is was that we were transported to. Jack Frost, a good friend to Coco and Pepi, set up a snow statue next to the lake. This statue produced snowballs for throwing about when touching it. A huge snowball fight took place, a wild cold fight it was.

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Just when everyone’s legs and arms were numb from tossing snowballs about and swimming in the frigid waters monsters of all types stirred from the depths rose to the top to kill many of the swimmers. A large number of the swimmers were tamers. It appears these two polar bears took revenge for all polar bears and were heard giggling as each tamer died! Beware of bears out of season I say.

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The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 30th Issue
January 24, 2014

TROUBLE
Strikes Again!
– by Kattasrophe, age 12
Old PKers and new ones have arrived! Some are out for blood and some are here to protect blues.
Lilith*, Ghost, Satan* and God are back! Already they have made many kills, and probably a few attempted but failed ones. Tom Gaits and Waits are a new team of Pkers. So are Hey Arnold, Crunch, Tvoir and Sugar Smacks.
As for the ones who have stayed, Ru, Flair, Tru, Harold, Bo, Sal Manila, Grace, Captain Sureno, Parium The Black, Singularity, Dionysis & Grimlex.
Have you been bored for awhile? Not for long…. Watch out Family of Siege Perilous, the PKers are out!
[** “They killed me too,” said DeadBob. “But that was kinda like beating a dead horse, if y’know what I mean.”]

WHO’S WHO IN PK?
Anyone interested in contributing to a “Who’s Who” of Siege PKers?
The Perilous Inquirer is looking for knowledgeable vets to help compile a comprehensive listing of the better known PK characters who have spiced up life on Siege. You can submit entries one by one for weekly publication in the newspaper. We’d like the name, and something about their exploits, for each entry.
The entries will later be collected into one volume.
Just drop your Who’s Who name into our mailbox or PM DeadBob on tratics.Thanks!

OVERHEARD IN CHAT
“One advantage of this frigid cold is that I don’t have to put away leftovers when my kitchen is as cold as my ice box.”
– Talia

GOOGLE RECALLS TREKKER
Google’s Street View Car, Trekker, has been officially recalled from Siege Perilous.
“Soon as we find what they did with it, we’re pulling it out,” said a spokesperson wearing really strange glasses.
“The last image we received showed it being chased by what we think are rogue elements from a renaissance faire. What kind of place is Siege Perilous, anyway?”

DEAL OR NO DEAL
– by Kattasrophe & Grimlex
Hello again, I am your Host for Deal or No Deal! To play the game it costs 200k.
To watch the game is free. Booze will be provided along with having a fun time!
The rules are simple. You are not allowed to attack someone inside the house. No fighting. And the last important rule is, “Have fun!”

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“What Siege character’s name is a short version of Peter Villinski?”

HALL OF PLAYERS
Thanks for donating your named statues, Ilexia
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit. The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 30th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/the-perilous-inquirer-30th-issue.310651/

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The weather is… freezing cold. Let’s go to the beach! We can splash about and freeze our toes off! We’ll ignore all those reports of monsters under the ice…

Meet at the Counselor Hall on Saturday, January 25th, at 8:00 p.m. CST

We have had sad news recently.  A friend to many here on Napa has passed away: R.I.P. JD (AKA Archangel).

See you at the King’s meet!