The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 46th Issue
May 16, 2014

GM HERDER
STARTS NEW GUILD
“I’m pretty sure I’m carrying out God’s will,” Hand of Doom explained, “All God’s creatures are flocking to me. I call the guild, M.I.N.E.”
“And that stands for?” I asked.
“Mine.”
“Um, OK, does your guild do anything? Events, maybe?”
“Sure. We do Slow Bar-B-Ques – that’s where I BBQ the slower critters. Then there’s Mating Season. I get to watch that.”
“OoKaay. Thanks & goodbye.”

HOUSE HIDER RANTS
ON BANK SITTERS
“Why do they even log on? They never go anywhere,” Moon Dock points out. “They’re afraid to leave the guard zone, so they never hunt or quest or explore.
They might just as well, you know, stay at home.”

HOROSCOPE
Taurus Apr 20 – May 20
Your love of sports & physical activity will not go unrewarded: You’ll soon become the only person ever to compete in the Olympics, the Paralympics, and the Special Olympics.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“Name the moongate nearest to Gwenno’s memorial.”

JACK CORDWOOD, BOWYER
Jack showed up late in Elk hunting camp this year. Asked why, he explained. “The wife didn’t want me to go. That made me sulk around the house feeling really low until my wife finally took notice.
She disappeared into the bedroom and waltzed out a few minutes later wearing the smallest negligee I’ve ever seen. Then she explained that she felt bad that I couldn’t go elk hunting and suggested that I tie her up and do anything I wanted.”
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The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 46th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are

free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Purveyor of Red Leaves: Dionysis
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Taweret and I are still working out some schedule issues, hence the delay. This will be added to as we come to terms with the schedule.

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Atlantic Event Schedule for May 2014!

Thursday May 15th @ 8pm East – Meet at Castle Blackthorn Courtyard
“The Red Devil Blues, a Crux Ansata Adventure”

May 26th 2014 @ 8pm East – Meet at Castle Blackthorn Courtyard
“The Flood, a Crux Ansata Adventure”

May 27th 2014 @8pm East – TBA
“Something Alien, A Crux Ansata Adventure”

The Family of Siege Perilous are told we are misfits,
but that is what makes us absolutely perfect.
We can make someone mad in the blink of an eye,
Or Touch someone’s heart and make them cry,
We are the ones that like to battle,
With the sound of armor beginning to rattle,
Explosion pots, bandaids, fighting, and hiding surrounds our world,
Like a beautiful, but not completely perfect pearl,
You will find that even the worst of us have a silver lining,
But you will find this place ever divining,
Don’t be afraid to enter our world,
We will come to welcome you quicker than you can do a twirl,
Come out of your hiding places, Be Brave,
Come and visit the Family of Siege Perilous today,
You might change people’s hearts and be able to save,
Trading your thoughts with special care,
Share your knowledge that is rare,
You might find this is where you were ment to be,
Free, wild, and forever happy.
You better make it snappy because we are waiting,
We are creating a close knit community,
So do take the opportunity,
Welcome to Siege Perilous you will hear us call,
Like a thundering heard of animals crashing through a wall.
Be strong and stand up to the plate,
Do you have what it takes?

Introducing
the
Barter Town Casino

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About:

• “Casino Night” is going to be Barter Town’s signature, recurring, shard wide event. We hope to hold this event multiple times, either every other week or monthly.
• We’re completely ripping off the Knuckleheads casino games & rules from their casino on Drachenfels. All credit goes to them. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.
• Currently, all games in the casino are dice games. Scroll down to see a copy of the rule book. (There are also copies of this rule book inside the casino itself.)
• All exchanges of money will be done with blessed checks.
• No fighting in the casino.
• No stealing in the casino… within reason. For the most part, if you’re here for the event, you’ll be left alone by us. If you’re outside with an non-cursed Ornament of the Magician then you’re just asking to be stolen from.
• You will be required to hand over your wager first. After the game is complete, then we’ll hand back your winnings.
• You’ll have to take my word for this but, ALL GAMES ARE LEGIT. Like I stated above, this is planned to be a recurring event and no one will ever return if we start cheating people out of their money. Ironically, the truth is that a legit casino will probably generate more gold than a corrupt casino.
• The doors to the 2nd floor will be set to “anyone” on the day of an event. (Otherwise, they will be secure. But the 1st floor of to the casino bar is always public and has a public Crystal Portal if you’re ever in the area.

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How to Play:

• There are 2 tables in the casino, each table able to accept up the 3 players and 1 dealer each.
• Once you find an open seat, you can stay for as long as you like, for as long as the event runs. First come first serve. If you see other people waiting for their turn, it’s up to you if you want to give up your seat.
• This means that up to 6 people will be able to play at a time (as long as there are at least 2 dealers available for that event date.)
• At the table, each of the 3 players will take turns choosing a game and announcing a wager (and handing their check to the dealer).
• We will be accepting wagers of 10k, 100k, and 1 Million Gold. We’ll have some checks for purchase on vendors, but please try and bring some of your own checks in advance.
• There are a total of 6 different dice games to choose from.
• After a game is set and a wage is made, you’ll then follow the rules stated in the rule book for the chosen game. If you win, you’ll be paid your winnings immediately. After you’re done, the next person at the table will repeat this process.
• If you want to see a casino in action, please check out this Knuckleheads produced Youtube video HERE. We’re going to run it exactly the way you see it in the video.

Dice Game Rules:

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Directions:

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Why are we doing this?

• It’s about time Barter Town had it’s own signature event.
• This event will directly bring people to Barter Town.
• This event will indirectly bring people to Siege Perilous.
• It fits the theme of the town.
• It seems like a good fit. It’s an in-game player run event where only blessed items are exchanged. A player can attend this event completely naked with nothing but blessed checks in their backpack and still participate fully.

Next Event:

• The first ever Casino Night will be next Sunday at 6:00pm EST.
• This is just a test run and it will only last for 1 hour. (We may extend the event time in later events.

Maritime Nights

17 May 2014

A new series of events that will take place in, around or under water.

For our eleventh maritime night : White net Toss

We Like to invite everyone for a white net toss event on Saturday 17 of May 2014.

Gathering at 20:30 CEST at New Magincia Docks.

We going to try to summon Osiredon the Scalis Enforcer a few times.

Be prepared for some heavy fighting!

Please feel free to join in the fun!

Donations of extra white nets to be used is welcomed!

Hope to see you all on Saturday!

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Dragons for Moonglow.(4)

Original post by Nicnivin

Next friday, May the 16th, 20:30 CEST, we will visit the dungeon Destard. We will meet at the governor’s office in Moonglow.
Our goals are:

-To fill the zoo of Moonglow

-Auctioning the best Greater Dragon found to support the Moonglow trade deal

-Supporting adventurers in learning their trade

-Having an exciting evening in one of the most renowned places of the old Sosaria

In order to get that done I ask all tamers, mages, warriors, bards, and other types of adventurers to join us. We will support tamers who want to gain in skill while taming dragons in several ways.

1. NinaLuna donated one Animal Taming ‘Scroll of Alacrity’ and four Animal Lore SoAs, which will be handed to young tamers to speed their skill gains during this event.

2. All participants will support the taming process by separating dragons from each other, beating them down to low life for easier taming, peacemaking, healing, fast transport of tamed dragons to their destination, and so on.

3. By reducing the population fast the dragons will respawn fast as well. This means there is a much higher probability to find really good dragons for the tamers to keep. The best Greater Dragon we find will go to the stables of Moonglow – it will be auctioned later to fill the city treasure, to finance the trade deal for Moonglow.

4. Young tamers will have the opportunity to profit from the vast knowledge of the most experienced tamers among us.

In case we have enough numbers and volunteers, people not busy taming and transporting dragons are encouraged to go down to the lair of the Shadow Wyrms. The black dragon scales found will be worked into a Black Dragon Scale Armor. The armor will receive an engraving to remind of the dragon hunt. The participants may vote for a winner who will get this armor.
I invite any and all adventurers, whatever their profession may be, to join us in this hunt.

Nicnivin, Queen of the Unseelie Court, Governor of Moonglow

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