Election time is upon us again, nominations will open tomorrow.

Who will stand to govern our cities on behalf of our ruler, King Blackthorn?

For any who have not taken part before, or who are unsure of their memory of the process involved, here is the information:

Britannia Loyalty Councils

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 48th Issue
May 30, 2014

GUILD MOVES TO SIEGE
A small Atlantic guild, Exported Exulted Exiles Klub (EEEK), has opened their doors in Malas. Similar to NEW2, the guild members spend their time and resources helping other players.
Some of you may know the Guildmistress, Shachar, who has an impeccable reputation on Atlantic as a community supporter. (I will personally vouch for her. She helped raise over 200 million gold in a single event for the Hall Of Players on Atlantic.)
These are experienced UO players who expect to enjoy the excitement of Siege life and they could bring in more players who actually stay here.
We welcome them to Siege.

SERVERS DOWN
Spokesperson Wang Dong, aka UglyGorilla, denied any Chinese involvement in the EMP explosion at Broadsword studios this week.
“Think about it,” he explained, “EMP grenades cost at least 20k on the black market. Each. Destroying a LAN of Commodore VIC-20 servers with an EMP is not economically feasible. It was probably the North Koreans.”

And now, for all the Chicken fighters out there….
CHICKEN FIGHT SONG
Sing it Loud & Sing it Proud
(To the tune of “South Park”)
“Chicken Fighters everywhere,
Fighting fowl & never fair,
Ripping flesh & eyeballs popping,
Opponents slipping on our droppings!
Fighting on for gory glory,
Singing sagas of our story.
Chicken Fighters EveryWhere!”
(repeat ad nausium

UO SURVEY
Real life surveys show that production shard players say, “Oh S***” before their car slides into a ditch on a slippery road. Siege players say, “Hold my beer and watch this.”

HOROSCOPE
Gemini May 21 – Jun 21
You will be forced to leave the best home you ever had when the authorities realize your sentence is up.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“Who started the guild, Exported Exulted Exiles?”

BELLAIRE MUSEUM SHOP
Ring in the Summer at the classy Bellaire Museum Shop, just SE of the TerMur moongate, within GuardZone.
Always stocked with unique items you won’t find elsewhere. Walk to the roof and enjoy a safe and pleasant shopping trip.
Holden Caulfield, Proprietor.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 48th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward.
Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/the-perilous-inquirer-48th-issue.316502/

The Treasury

(2)

Skara Brae

Minoc

Trinsic

Magincia

Vesper

Britain

Jhelom

Moonglow

Yew

The Treasury is a new type of events to help the cities treasury funding.

In these events we ask the participants to donate all the gold we collect during the event for 1 town we choose to donate too.

We can not force anyone to do this but it would be highly appreciated.

The second event will be a trip to Blood Dungeon in Ilshenar, Where we will fight, Blood Elementals, Daemons and Balrons.

T-Maps will be collected for a future “The Treasury” Event.

All gold will be collected by MJ and be donated to the city treasury at the end of the event.

The event will last between 1 and 1,5 hour.

We leave from West Britain Bank at 20:30 CEST on Saturday the 31st of May.

I hope to see many people to help out the towns.

Thank You!

The second town is : Moonglow.

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The Gauntlet Returns!

We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to Dungeon Doom to fight in the Gauntlet!

On Friday the 30th of May.

Leaving around 20:30 CEST from West Britain Bank!

Be there!

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and

Drachenfels

Presents

The Week-end Madness

Edition Number: LXVI

Friday we have set sail to Corgul islands in Trammel and Felucca.

A small group of people did their best at the void pool on Saturday.

The Exodus encounters stays a huge success on Sunday evening.

More fun coming soon!

If you have time, do not forget to visit the full Moonglow Zoo.

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The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 47th Issue
May 23, 2014

NEW PLAYERS COMING?
Siege Perilous is being considered as the site for a retirement home for ancient aliens according to @!*#!, which loosely translates as “Intergalactic Society For People We No Longer Need.”
According to society spokesperson P*K@#^-san, whose name loosely translates as “Wets Himself Joyously,” Siege is perfect. “Flat ground is the number one consideration. I mean, the old folk will still bump into things but falling from heights won’t be a problem. No children is a plus. And, of course, you can end it all just by going for a walk.”

THE BARD OF SIEGE MYSTERY
– By Kattasrophe
After a long day of fighting, I decided to go to Luna to rest for a moment. I found a book on the ground titled, “An Angry Young Man.”
Being the curious person I am, I opened the book and read:
“As I sit here looking, what do I see? I see an angry young man so starved for attention that he will say or do anything, right or wrong, to get it. I see those who feed that craving by making him the center of attention whenever he comes online. If others don’t start something, he will, to get all attention focused on him. Think about it.”
So, here I was, wondering who was this angry player? To be honest, the story made me think of Hand Of Doom, a PK who can be rude.
The Bard Of Siege has written other books and I wonder who the author is. Is it a mysterious alt character of someone we all know? Are they even from Siege Perilous?
This could just be someone expressing an opinion, Or it could be a keen observer telling another Siege story.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
– By Kattasrophe
Special Happy Birthday wishes for Dr D, whose birthday was this Wednesday the 21st, and to Kaisa, whose birthday will be on the 28th. May Siege be blessed by many more of your birthdays!

HOROSCOPE
Gemini May 21 – Jun 21
Your lofty dreams of serving humanity will come to fruition soon when you serve your fellow Siege players as a kind of mobile blood bank.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“Name the Owner of Waterfall Bridge Shop.”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 47th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward.
Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
House Bowyer: Jack Cordwood
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/the-perilous-inquirer-47th-issue.316184/

The Void Pool Challenge!

We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to Dungeon Covetous to fight at the Void Pool!

On Saturday the 24th of May.

Leaving around 20:30 CEST at West Britain Bank or find us at the void pool in Covetous level 2!

The more people join, the more points we can gather!

Let us try to break some records!

Our Current Record is 64 Waves.

Be there!

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Maritime Nights

23 May 2014

A new series of events that will take place in, around or under water.

For our twelfth maritime night : Corgul the Soulbinder

We sail to the Island of Corgul the Soulbinder on

Friday 23rd May at 20:30 CEST.

Gathering at West Britain Bank.

The more people join, the easier it gets.

Come and join us to try to kill this monster and die a lot!

(High Seas Booster Required)

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and

Drachenfels

Presents

The Week-end Madness

Edition Number: LXV

The Governor of Moonglow invited us for a new dragons for Moonglow evening on Friday.

Saturday, Captain Seoman sacrificed several people to Corgul.

EM Borbarad gave us a short meet and greet on Sunday evening.

After wards we had our first bagball practice.

We still need to learn a lot but we had a lot of fun.

We would like to encourage more players and spectators for our next sessions.

Here you can have a look how bagball is player:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCDE16358BB640665

I hope many more join our next bagball event!

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The Exodus Encounter

25 May 2014

The Forty-second Exodus Encounter will be next Sunday.

We gathering at West Britain Bank and Leaving at 20:30 CEST.

Be sure to read all about the Summoning of Exodus : Here

If you can, try to make sure you have at least 3 of the 4 Keys. (Robe,Dagger, Rite).

Each group only needs 1 altar but need the other 3 keys for everyone else.

We will gather as many extra keys we can before Sunday to pass around if needed.

Everyone is welcome to join!

Hope to see you all on Sunday.

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