Interview With A Zombie And A Tour Of It’s Mausoleum

August 14, 2012 By: Amber Witch Category: Baja News

This interview kicks off, what I hope to be, a series of interviews of Baja’s wonderful and creative residents and a tour of their home. If there is someone that you would like to see interviewed please send me a PM.


A Zombie is one of those people who make this game just so much more interesting and tries to make this game fun for others. Below is a brief interview with Zombie. I hope you enjoy it.



What was the inspiration for the zombie Mausoleum?  

A place to keep brain museums.  Plus zombies need a place to call home too, ya know?  (OOC I just like doing things umm differently and  I wasn’t aware of another “mausoleum” in existence)   Also being placed in Felucca gives non-allied players a chance to “tap the zombie” so to speak .  That’s right, I’m speaking to you “real tough guy!”


You’re charging a one brain fee to enter. Do you have visitors that actually donate a brain? I find that rather odd.

 Funny thing is, there are about 20 brains in the box.  And odd is my middle name. Wesley Odd Zombie the 3rd.


Why do you have exhibits on the Town Guards and the Girl Scouts? 

To prove to all the other zombie wannabes out there that I am one bad mutha…..   I chose the Town Guards because they are my sworn mortal enemies, and I wanted to make an example of what happens to those who dare try to thwart the zombie.  And I chose the EVIL girl scouts out of begrudging respect.  Compared to them I am like the bud light of evil.  There is also the added bonus of managing to creep out our last two EM’s.   That in itself is worth the effort.


How did you become a zombie? Do you have a girlfriend?

1st part long story.

2nd part  No… 2 words … Dry Rot.  I did have a special she zombie friend a while back.  But she claimed I only loved her for her brain so it didn’t last.

OK so how I became a zombie …  I was alive once, a simple farm hand to a family of nobles.  I fell in love with the beautiful daughter, Buttercup, but I had no means to support her.  So off I went to make my fortune.

 I fell in as an errand boy to a somewhat incompetent necromancer.  This was a huge mistake, becoming an apprentice to someone who calls himself “The Slug” simply can’t end well.  After an unfortunate accident involving demon blood, nightshade, blackrock, mongbat testicles and a cauldron, I woke up feeling kinda funny.  As time passed I realized that my flesh was decaying, I stank horribly and I had developed a real taste for living brains. I had also been freed from the mortal views of “virtue” and good and evil. 

To make a long story even longer, I returned to my family of nobles, and of course, ate their brains.  I offered Buttercup the chance for immortality, but she declined, citing the fact that immortality was far too malodorous for her liking.  I left her alone, since her brain would not have made even a decent midnight snack.  I then built myself a mausoleum and starting slinking around Britain, thinking that there might might be a few decent sized brains left there .


Has the way you play the game changed since you first started playing UO? If so, why and how?

Kinda OOC but I’ll answer anyway.   

I’ve been around since ’97 (beta actually) off and on. The game has evolved, obviously, and so have I.  I have gone from being a wide eyed newbie myself (back when you you couldn’t set skills, there were no guilds and spellbooks weren’t even blessed) to pking newbies in chicken form, ( I had a mage named “a chicken” for a while)   Then I got involved in an anti-pk guild (simply called the Knights, then Elder Knights, then Great Horny Toads)   The Great Horny Toads still exist today, but only 4 or 5 real people left and I have no desire to re-grow the guild.   I attempted (key word being attempted) PvP up until about the time of Samurai Empire, when things got too complicated for me.  Since then a few large guilds, UG.K, AFK/UTB 2 stints in [email protected] and M!S for a short time.  (I am in the Town Guards now) But the drama and rules of being in a large alliance got to me so since then I have been more or less on my own with a small group of trusted friends.


Who do you hang with ingame now? Or should I be asking.. who hangs out with zombies ingame?

Hey that’s not nice !!   *hmph*    I even took a bath about 100 or so years ago! 

Needless to say I try to hang out with whoever has a brain, but for some reason, those with brains tend to avoid me or just run away.  *sighs*


Who are some of the people that inspire you ingame?

Anyone who does their own thing and goes their own way really.  Corporal Brackus is a major role model, I have nothing but respect for the way he plays this game.  Handalf, of course.  Mama Faith, Jocasta, Al, you Amber, Sally the Pie Girl, and many more that I have either forgotten or just too lazy to list.

What do you enjoy doing ingame?

 Just relaxing and having fun.  EM events are always fun, and doing pretty much anything with my alliance mates, or other like minded people .  I’m not a PvPer, RPer or anything else.  I’m simply me, that’s all.


Anything else I should be asking that I’ve forgotten or that you would like to say?  

*moans *    *spits*   *squish*    *flaps*   OK I think I about covered  it.


A Tour of Zombie’s Mausoleum


Baja Sports Report

June 14, 2012 By: Amber Witch Category: Baja News, Global Sports Reports

Baja Sports Report

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Void Pool Leader Board

Trammel -August 15th, 2012
Best Single Battle
Rank Player Score
1 Etana 14530
2 Oro d’lci 12617
3 James 9610
4 Leo 9052
5 Ta’lin Birdsong 8946
6 The Brown Bomber 8514
7 exzorinite 7454
8 missey 7214
9 A Hell Monkey 6756
10 Linda 6572
Overall Total Scores
Rank Player Score
1 PCR 2043058
2 missey 1807037
3 James 790758
4 Old Man 776184
5 Proserpina 293780
6 Wahoooo 287326
7 Danny 282149
8 exzorinite 275580
9 Rozen Maiden 271872
10 Ta’lin Birdsong 270999
Felucca – August 15th, 2012
Best Single Battle
Rank Player Score
1 Jonathan 19587
2 Shyanne 13966
3 Daton 9874
4 Gypsy Soul 9447
5 Brother Love 8798
6 Sunflower 5822
7 PoLK IV 4293
8 Mezaria 3206
9 Jackal 2430
10 Boyo 2025
Overall Total Scores
Rank Player Score
1 Shyanne 601115
2 Talia 284558
3 PCR 150929
4 Brother Love 86060
5 Fearless Gwen 82276
6 Gypsy Soul 82180
7 Sunflower 62676
8 Daton 53487
9 Super Mad Tamer 62656
10 Ta’lin Birdsong 51422

Arena Leader Board

Survival Ranking
Rank Player Rating
1 A Hell Monkey 11348
2 Dufus 10622
3 Chamilitary 10365
4 Sanity~ 10308
5 Schadenfreude 10293
6 Orphan Tears 10229
7 Sholto 10196
8 Bella Coola 10185
9 Phoenix Marie 10168
10 Magic Nookie 10167
Team Ranking
Rank Player Rating
1 Sweet cheeks 10760
2 Dufus 10595
3 Snookie 10543
4 Sanity~ 10141
5 Edge 10098
6 Magic Nookie 10090
7 MAGNI 10086
8 milkman 10080
9 KnockOut Artist~ 10066
10 Sub-Zero 10066

Origin Sports Report

May 23, 2012 By: Frarc Category: Global Sports Reports, Origin News

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Void Pool Leader Board

Trammel -August 15th, 2012
Best Single Battle
Rank Player Score
1 Donald Magic  32211
2 Jack Daniels  3129
3 evilOmen  2901
4 Treasure  2082
5 Apple  1542
6 Masamune  1095
7 Dondelinger  1029
8 sei   435
9 Dousetsu  108
10 Arian Sweetsong  90
Overall Total Scores
Rank Player Score
1  Donald Magic  445773
2  Leeford  144150
3  Treasure  96138
4  SilverWolf  39030
5  Honoka  36306
6  Orc the Insane  20244
7 Isabella  16933
8 Alf 14094
9 Suleiman  13719
10 Comrade  13716
Felucca – August 15th, 2012
Best Single Battle
Rank Player Score
1 SilverWolf  10798
2 Sunshine  3780
3 evilOmen  3019
4 Death Knight  2808
5 Ramstein  2052
6  scorpion  1467
7 Treasure  650
8 Honoka  300
9  Jael  90
10  Chipmunk Slayer  50
Overall Total Scores
Rank Player Score
1  Jael  164354
2  Treasure  33964
3 Sunshine  15824
4 Honoka  14754
5 Silverwolf  10937
6 Jack Daniels  8126
7 evilOmen  7787
8 scorpion  4634
9 Chipmunk Slayer  4627
10  a cat  1807

Arena Leader Board

Survival Ranking
Rank Player Score
1 Slim Shady 10098
2 Justin Credible 10090
3 Chloe Marie 10066
4 CammY 10066
5 Kermit The Frog 10057
6 Balinor 10042
7 K Dot 10033
8 SanTa ClaWs 10033
9 great white 10033
10 Extinction 10033
Team Ranking
Rank Player Score
1 N/A

[NEWS] Death Becomes You

March 25, 2012 By: Amber Witch Category: Baja News

This Weeks Quote:  Like Taking Candy From A Baby!


(This is done in good fun and I hope you enjoy seeing your best side up.)