The Perilous Inquirer V1,22
Thanksgiving Issue
November 28, 2013

GARGOYLES NOT IN SEASON
The King’s spokesperson warns hunters against bagging gargoyles in this season’s turkey hunts. Using visual aids, Lord Lackey enumerated numerous differences between gargoyles and the common turkey. “Wings is a problem,” he pointed out. “I can see the occasional gargoyle being killed & eaten by mistake. Hopefully, fewer this year than last now that you all have been warned.”

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
York: It’s not a very interesting story; I wanted my character to blend in with non-player characters. I went into a town and seen an NPC named York. It was truly random and extremely effective so much so, that I am frequently thought of as new. York is 8 years old.
Czarina: I was at a antique book store sometime in late 1997. I found a translated russian novel to english there that the cover caught my eye. The book only cost a quarter so i went ahead and bought it. It was a great story about a russian wife referred to as a Czarina. When i logged into ultima online that night I made a new character with that name due to i thought it sounded pretty. It also looked good above her head so i kept it. I also never seen another Czarina so i was glad i found a unique name.
Kattasrophe: I choose this name because one day I was messing around with one of my friend’s at a neighbor’s house and put a dent into his wall. Ever since that day he has called me Kattasrophe. Due to a part of what everyone calls me.

GARGOYLE HUNTING
Tips & Tactics
Recognizing the Dominant Gargoyle means a bigger Thanksgiving Feast for the whole family to enjoy. He can often be identified by the way he acts. When watching a small group of gargoyles in the spring as they approach a hen or come to your calling, look for the longbeard that does all or most of the strutting. He will be the dominant garg nearly every time.

THE KINDNESS PROJECT
– by Kattasrophe age 12
Everyone sees the ranting in chat where people fight and trash talk. Which is all fine & dandy, but I feel sometimes people take it way too far. This week I would like to present a project to you all. If everyone says kind things for a week then perhaps we can start a kindness chain reaction.
Some wonder why the Siege population is so low. It’s because so many are bullies. If we invite new players & show them our good side, we could have wonderful new players here in no time!
Of course there will always be trash talking and fighting, but hey! We can always make it a better day. You can hate me for what I say or you can love me. But I will never change.

GARGOYLE LEFTOVERS RECIPE
Gargoyle Pot Pie
Preheat Elven oven to 350 degrees F.
Melt butter in saucepan and cook chopped onion until tender. Stir in celery and carrots and cook for 2 minutes. Stir in flour and cook for 2 minutes. Add gargoyle stock and bring to a simmer. Add potatoes and simmer until tender. Stir in gargoyle chunks, parsley and peas. Pour mixture into casserole. Top with pie crust and brush with egg. Bake for 30 minutes until crust is golden.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 22nd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward; Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

~sine die~

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