The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 39th Issue
March 28, 2014

GET ON THE GYPSY WAGON!
– By Lady Kattasrophe
There has been much talk on Stratics about the creation of the Gypsy Wagon. Two years ago, a person by the name of Old Gypsy on her Stratics account came up with the idea herself.
This is the starting of it. On June 17, 2012, Old Gypsy said, “OK, it is after 2:AM and the idea may be the result of sleep deprivation, but I’m posting it anyway. Since we already have Gypsy Wagons in UO (and they have a very small footprint) I think it would be a really nice optional addition for players. To keep it from being a problem for anyone, there would have to be restrictions.” This is only one paragraph of her remarkable idea that sparked the interest of over 3,000 and there is surely many more to come.
What does this have to do with anything? You might say we need to show people what we think of this amazing idea. There are already 214 messages on the page. Let’s show them how much we care!
Thread: “Gypsy wagons for players”
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/forums/uhall.35/

HOROSCOPE
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
Tiny drops of super glue on your keyboard will mean you spend the weekend unable to scratch yourself.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“Where is Mickey Mouse?”
One of Richard Garriott’s programmers once drew Disney characters into Ultima art work. Garriott ordered him to take them out. The programmer left in a Mickey Mouse, giving the finger. UO copied the artwork over to our MMO. That old Mickey is still here.
Where is it?

OTG COMES TO UO
The Off-The-Grid movement sweeping the nation has come to UO. “People don’t want to be spied on and Siege is a natural for OTG’rs,” (pronounced ‘Ott-gerrs’) says spokes person, Survival Sue, “Because most people here already live hidden lifestyles, all we have to do is move ’em into the Colony.”
“Colony? Where’s that?”
“Sorry,” and from her covetous smile I suddenly recognized that I was really talking to Lladra. “The Colony is off limits to all but members.” She added sweetly, “Of course if you’re interested, and have your credit card handy….”

MUSEUM OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Museum Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Museum Of Players is open to all Siege players. Visit it today: Out the Luna South gate, past the bridge, on the left across from the Brigand camp.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 39th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/the-perilous-inquirer-39th-issue.313830/

The Void Pool Challenge!

We would like to invite all adventurers for a trip to Dungeon Covetous to fight at the Void Pool!

On Friday the 28th of March.

Leaving around 20:30 CET at West Britain Bank or find us at the void pool in Covetous level 2!

The more people join, the more points we can gather!

Let us try to break some records!

Our Current Record is 64 Waves.

Be there!

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Maritime Nights

29 March 2014

A new series of events that will take place in, around or under water.

For our eight maritime night : Corgul the Soulbinder

We sail to the Island of Corgul the Soulbinder on

Saturday 29th March at 20:30 CET.

Gathering at West Britain Bank.

The more people join, the easier it gets.

Come and join us to try to kill this monster and die a lot!

(High Seas Booster Required)

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Come one! Come All! Join the Traveling Store in Skara Brae! Looking for just the right gift for that special someone! On the hunt for that rare elixir to cure what ails ya! Or just wanting to meet some new peeps and be entertained! Come join Governor Tatianna Thorn and her comrades tonight! 9pm at Skara Brae Bank, the store will be traveling to Brittannia’s capital, Britain. Who knows what the night might bring… Orcs???

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Please give a great big Catskills welcome to our two newest reports….Ludes and Norrar (aka Va’lis). Welcome Gentlemen and good luck!

News and event information can be sent to [email protected]

The Exodus Encounter

30 March 2014

The Thirty-nine Exodus Encounter will be next Sunday.

We gathering at West Britain Bank and Leaving at 20:30 CET.

Be sure to read all about the Summoning of Exodus : Here

If you can, try to make sure you have at least 3 of the 4 Keys. (Robe,Dagger, Rite).

Each group only needs 1 altar but need the other 3 keys for everyone else.

We will gather as many extra keys we can before Sunday to pass around if needed.

Everyone is welcome to join!

Hope to see you all on Sunday.

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Eternal Friends Hunts:

Eternal Friends hunt: Champion Spawn Hunt
Original post by Anjanca

We would like to invite all adventurers to go to a hunt with us.

On Monday the 24th March 2014 visit “the” champ spawn.

We gather at west bank britain and head out at 19:00 CET.

If you can’t join us from the start, watch the general and/or alliance chat chat where we’ll rock the evening.

Greetings

Anjanca [E@F], Duchess and Governor of Britain

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and

Drachenfels

Presents

The Week-end Madness

Edition Number: LVII

Spring is in the air and exciting times are coming to us in Sosaria.

The Easter bunny was seen across the land.

He brought us little ducklings!

And we received a Broadsword plaque at the bank.

We had the 5th edition of deal or no deal on Friday evening.

With many winners:

Round One:
NinaLuna went all the way and claimed her box, which contained 2.000 gold

Bonus Winners: Round One
Bumaderangy won a Check of 250.000 gold
Eysha won a Check of 250.000 gold
Lilli won a Check of 250.000 gold

Round Two:
Irilia Windtanz made a deal on 1.375.912 gold

Bonus Winners: Round Two
Eysha won a Check of 250.000 gold
Adalbert de Moui won a Check of 250.000 gold
Bumaderangy won a Check of 250.000 gold

Round Three:
Willem The Third went all the way and claimed his box, which contained 100.000 gold

Bonus Winner: Round Three
Nirot won a Check of 250.000 gold
Lilli won a Check of 250.000 gold
Scarface won a Check of 250.000 gold

On Saturday Captain Seoman summoned four “Lobsterman” to fight with at New Magincia docks.

All new elected governors attended the Kings audience on Sunday

A lot of interesting ideas were discussed at the meeting.

Do not forget the champion spawn hunt on Monday!

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