Please join me on Sunday May 25th at 4:00 PM EST for a xshard player run event, I’ll be celebrating planting flowers at the New Magincia Gardens in a new and creative way. Whether you part take in the dating game or not, come and plant a memory. For those who are interested in more:

Do you have a hard time meeting people to spawn with? Wish you had someone to get your heals when you PvP? Are you shy, never know exactly what to say? Are you just tired of playing UO solo? Or perhaps you are in the mood for adventure, romance and fun? If so, please send me a message to sign up for Ultima Online’s first ever blind speed dating game. A completely anonymous way to meet and talk to a player you may never have met or considered getting to know. The process is simple.

All participants will be assigned a number, create a clever dating name if they have a free character slot or use a trial account, log in your newbie clothes to meet a player for a 10 – 15 minute conversation (example pictured below), then move on to meet someone else until everyone has met. If you enjoyed your conversation, you’ll write their name and number down to give me. At the end if both parties enjoyed getting to know each other, I will share your contact information only with your permission. If you didn’t enjoy it, don’t worry, just move on, no stress, no fuss. It’s just for fun.

Ladies in waiting will be placed strategically in remote romantic areas. Gents will be gated in to meet them one at a time. When the next gate opens, the guys will leave the ladies for the next location until everyone has met each other. After that is done the guys and gals will meet separately for a his and hers stag party to compare notes. Finally everyone will come together and finish in the New Magincia gardens to plant a seed in memory of the event.

I am Governor Nails Warstein, let me be your host and broker your fun! Allow me to shepherd you on a new romantic adventure while we explorer new relationships that might have passed us by completely anonymously. So don’t be prideful; humble yourself for a brand new UO experience. Send me your private messages or ICQ 150528775 to sign up today!

Here in lies the Chronicles of the Adventures of the Knights of the Crux Ansata, New Magincia Governor Nails Warstein, and his trusted companion Pfloyd the Cryptologist

SCENE 1

Upon hearing rumors of a mysterious discovery in the fields of Yew, the Knights and myself went to investigate an ancient stone with crux markings.

SCENE 2

Inside a nearby farm house the Knights and I discovered a bag that housed two clues within. Seems Mabel and Jed, farmers in a field south of Yew have dug up a few things in their field and they have been selling them to Josiah Havel for the Museum of Vesper and other research according to the receipt found inside their house.

SCENE 3

Their was 5000 gold pieces and a receipt for the Vesper Museum, so we quickly headed over there.

SCENE 4

After asking the Curator about Josiah Havel, a well known Royal Archaeologist, she directed us to a book written in code. The Curator said that Josiah left for Britain.

SCENE 5

The Knights and I found his beautiful home in Britain with a lantern displaying its location.

SCENE 6

We were all very shocked to see Josiah Havel, stripped of his clothes, and left for dead.

SCENE 7

Situated on his table was another ancient stone resembling the one found in the field. This one was a piece of a sarcophagus with a very significant clue. “The First Man Speaks His Name To The Last Man.

SCENE 8

Upon further examination of Josiah’s body we discovered yet another journal with letters and numbers in some strange language or code.

SCENE 9

After deliberating the meaning of the riddle found on the sarcophagus, we headed to the Wisp Dungon.

SCENE 10

Therein we stood in awe of the statue erected in memory of Armageddon The First Man Of Sosaria.

SCENE 11

We quickly headed to the grave of Zog where we followed the instructions to speake The First Man’s name Armageddon to the last man Zog.

SCENE 12

Upon speaking the password Armageddon, we gained entrance to Josiah Havel’s secret laboratory, where we found his research notes hinting the answers we seek could be found at the ancient headquarters of the Knights Of The Crux Ansata.

SCENE 13

With much foreboding and respect, we entered the infamous Underworld Dungeon

SCENE 14

We note the Memorial Stone remembering the Knights of the Crux Ansata.

SCENE 15

We finally discovered a very worn inscription with etchings exactly like the codes in Josiah’s journals. Now if we could only crack the code.

SCENE 16
Unable to solve the codes from the journals. I recruited my trust friend and cryptologist Pfloyd for his expertise. We revisited the sites of all the clues, I taught him the lore familiar to me on the Crux Ansata Knights. I guessed possible clues Ankh and Knights of the Crux Ansata. With these answers, Pfloyd quickly cracked the cypher. Now using the code we attempted to gain access to the secret treasures by saying the word friend. Finally we realized we must say the word friend in code which was 4C6Z3Z5Y5V6X

SCENE 17

Upon saying 4C6Z3Z5Y5V6X at the stone with the worn inscription we gain access to the treasures held within the Temple for the Knights Of Ankh.

SCENE 18

Where we grabbed this statue.

SCENE 19

After returning this treasure to the King, he engraved the statue with our names.

SCENE 20

King Blackthorn then laid the ancient treasures in his vault within Blackthorn’s Dungeon.

Special thanks to EM Bennu, Queen Arya, Lanfear, Alexander, Shaft, Promathia, Olcher, Pfloyd, and all the Knights of the Crux Ansata for making this discovery possible.