Perilous Inquirer – 42nd Issue

April 17, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 42nd Issue
April 18, 2014

SIEGE vs PRODUCTION SHARDS
The Arguments for Both Sides:
KEEP SIEGE:
> A lot of players prefer non-consensual PvP.
> Non-consensual PvP attracts hard core gamers, which are the backbone of any successful game.
DUPLICATE RULE-SET SHARDS:
> The vast majority of UO players voted against non-consensual PvP, with their feet, a long time ago.
> The Siege Perilous shard is not worth the extra work & expense. Broadsword could cut costs by making only one publish whenever the game needs fixing or updating.
(Make Broadsword aware of *Your* view: email [email protected])

GMO ON UO!
Genetically modified food – defined by the World Health Organization as food that is produced by “organisms in which the genetic material has been altered in a way that does not occur naturally” has reached Siege shores. Sources divulge that candies given out last Halloween “ain’t natural” and cause character degeneration leading to listlessness, failure to log on (or out) and house sitting while hidden.

MOVIE REVIEW
“Inside Job” stars the aging crew of “Fantastic Voyage.” In this sequel, a miniaturized medical staff performs a colonoscopy. Filmed in 3D Smell-O-Rama, the movie overpowers viewers. Recommended for our scatological and chocophiliac readers, 3 Stars.

HOROSCOPE
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
You will win the WATERFALL BRIDGE SHOP TREASURE HUNT at 3 PM EST this SATURDAY, APRIL19th! ILEXIA will award you a Bronzed Armor or a Driftwood Bow.
But hurry! The 19th is the last day for you to win. Anything. Ever.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“What Siege player is our foremost seller of Orc Ship Deeds?”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 42nd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward.
Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are
free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.

Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 41st Issue

April 11, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 41st Issue
April 11, 2014

VORPAL BUNNIES UNIONIZE
“We’ve had it,” said VBU spokesperson Sexy Wabbetta. “Easter is the worst time. Seems everybody wants to whack a bunny to celebrate a resurrection. Go figure.”
“But,” I implored, “You will take part in York’s ‘Skara Brae Rabbit Hunting Competition,’ won’t you, please?”
“Yes,” she grinned, her leg thumping uncontrollably, “But only because York does such … intimate … things with my ears.”
Details at:
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/skara-rabbit-season-mini-event.314379/

BROADSWORD NOW RUNS UO
http://broadsword.com/uo_producers_letter.html
Broadsword is altering plans for Ultima Online. No details have yet been announced. Players who want to input on coming changes should email [email protected]
We don’t want them cancelling Siege because well, um, you know: we are a red headed stepchild.

E. BOLA THREATENS
(A Paranoia Alert)
A particularily nasty character searches out Siege players who stealth within their own home. Never leaving home out of stark fear, these players are now vulnerable to E. Bola’s insidious “come-hither moaning.” Sounding like a sailor’s dream & quivering like silly putty in heat, E. Bola pounces as you leave your house, rendering you limb from limb faster than a Wolfin on speed. Never leave home!

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“What Is your name?”
(Disclaimer: This week’s winner has been preselected.)

HOROSCOPE
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
Your anxiety about what others think of you is groundless. They don’t.

ORC SHIP SALE
– GarthGrey
Lighthouse Productions has made available once again, The Orc Ship Deed !! . Get yours today for only 6 million gold coins. Lighthouse Productions…Glow Gate….Guardzone Shopping.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 41st Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 40th Issue

April 04, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 40th Issue
April 3, 2014

‘Tis a short paper this week. Tang had surgery Monday. She is home and doing fine & I’m playing nurse. Or as she says, I’m, “Hovering like a fuss-budget.”

ESO GOES LIVE!
The Elder Scrolls Online goes live for the world tomorrow, April 4th. Many have already started with early play because they pre-purchased the game. Some played during BETA.
Why mention ESO in a UO paper? Because ESO is not in competition with UO, and it is a great break for anyone looking to play a quest or two in a different world. ESO is what Diablo 3 should have been. Awesome graphics, fun quests & great rewards.

CARNIVAL TIME!
Come to Moonglow on April 5 at 3:PM Eastern to have fun and visit with friends at a Carnival. There will be Game Booths, Contests and a Photo Booth. Come One! Come All!!

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
You used to be able to turn in a player character’s head for bounty money.
Who did you turn it in to?

HOROSCOPE
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
Dr. Seuss and his cat have left you some disturbing things under your bed.

MUSEUM OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Museum Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Museum Of Players is open to all Siege players. Visit it today: Out the Luna South gate, past the bridge, on the left across from the Brigand camp.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 40th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 39th Issue

March 28, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 39th Issue
March 28, 2014

GET ON THE GYPSY WAGON!
– By Lady Kattasrophe
There has been much talk on Stratics about the creation of the Gypsy Wagon. Two years ago, a person by the name of Old Gypsy on her Stratics account came up with the idea herself.
This is the starting of it. On June 17, 2012, Old Gypsy said, “OK, it is after 2:AM and the idea may be the result of sleep deprivation, but I’m posting it anyway. Since we already have Gypsy Wagons in UO (and they have a very small footprint) I think it would be a really nice optional addition for players. To keep it from being a problem for anyone, there would have to be restrictions.” This is only one paragraph of her remarkable idea that sparked the interest of over 3,000 and there is surely many more to come.
What does this have to do with anything? You might say we need to show people what we think of this amazing idea. There are already 214 messages on the page. Let’s show them how much we care!
Thread: “Gypsy wagons for players”
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/forums/uhall.35/

HOROSCOPE
Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
Tiny drops of super glue on your keyboard will mean you spend the weekend unable to scratch yourself.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“Where is Mickey Mouse?”
One of Richard Garriott’s programmers once drew Disney characters into Ultima art work. Garriott ordered him to take them out. The programmer left in a Mickey Mouse, giving the finger. UO copied the artwork over to our MMO. That old Mickey is still here.
Where is it?

OTG COMES TO UO
The Off-The-Grid movement sweeping the nation has come to UO. “People don’t want to be spied on and Siege is a natural for OTG’rs,” (pronounced ‘Ott-gerrs’) says spokes person, Survival Sue, “Because most people here already live hidden lifestyles, all we have to do is move ’em into the Colony.”
“Colony? Where’s that?”
“Sorry,” and from her covetous smile I suddenly recognized that I was really talking to Lladra. “The Colony is off limits to all but members.” She added sweetly, “Of course if you’re interested, and have your credit card handy….”

MUSEUM OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Museum Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Museum Of Players is open to all Siege players. Visit it today: Out the Luna South gate, past the bridge, on the left across from the Brigand camp.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 39th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 38th Issue

March 21, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 38th Issue
March 21, 2014

MOTHER LODE BOOT HILL
– by Governor Kattasrophe, Ace Reporter
“This is based on the famous Boot Hill in Tombstone, Arizona,” Norman Bates says as he points to a grave stone with the name, ‘Lester Moore’ on it. “I am the caretaker here. My name is Norman Bates. All of the residents are well cared for. Their plots get moved every week. I put fresh flowers on the grave if the relatives pay for it. I was reading about the real one and thought it would be nice if we had one of our own.”
I asked the question, “Do all Siege players have a grave?”
Norman Bates grinned, “We have a few spots open….”
The Mother Lode Boot Hill is located in Umbra, across the West Bridge.

UO IS NOT A GAME
UO is not a game, it is an interactive world.
– Richard Garriott
A game is where you explore exotic places, meet strange creatures, kill them, gather marvelous treasures, weapons & armor and max out your skills along the way. Then, if you wish, you can do all that all over again. Like UO, games have crafting, pets and guilds to help you stay the course.
UO has no course, no path to completion. You log in here and you begin to build an online life. You create your own home that in some way helps to express who you are. Your name appears on items you craft and so your name becomes a part of the interactive world.
One doesn’t play UO, one lives it.

MORGAN IRONFIST NEWS
– by Governor Kattasrophe, Ace Reporter
I was stealthing along in Shame towards the spawn ever so slowly…. I am not much of a fan of that place… but then, something caught my eye. It was the Governor of New Magincia, Morgan Ironfist! I was silent as a mouse, not making a peep, for he already had the Boss up and was killing it. I silently gasped at what he did next. He yelled at the top of his lungs, “WHAAHAAA! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!”
Oh, but surely that was a lie. I was there! I blinked rapidly and thought for a moment, as all the gold began to spawn. I began to wonder. Curiosity struck and I didn’t know what to do. Was he hiding the city treasury in Shame? *Gasp!*
This could be terrible. I watched a bit longer, too terrified to say anything. Within a moment, I took myself to Britain and said not a word.
[Note: To see proof of Morgan being in Shame, look on Stratics.]

ARCHITECT SERVICE
I wish to offer my knowledge in custom house design to anyone that wants help FREE OF CHARGE. You tell me what you’re looking for and I will build it on Test shard, then hand it over to you on the Test shard so YOU can COPY the design to Siege.
I will also help with deco’ing FOR FREE. But, you will have to buy the deco items… NOT necessarily from my shop.
– Ilexia

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“Where is Ilexia’s shop?”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 38th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Ace Reporter: Governor Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 37th Issue

March 14, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 37th Issue
March 14, 2014

KING ABDUCTED
From Moonglow Mardi Gras Party on Fat Tuesday.
“Still & all, It was nice to see the King show up and give support to the event,” York_Siege posted on Stratics. The King, who was drunker than a Grimlex, was last seen dunking for french fries. Kattasrophe keenly noted a suspect, pointing out, “The Mardi Gras Thief left the party around the time his nibs went missing.” The only clue is some graffiti scrawled behind the bank by Spiffykeen which (it’s hard to make out) seems to say, “Will trade French Zombie for Cajun Hoodie.”
(Error free reporting by, Napa Valley)

EXCLUSIVE*
Royal Fishing Contest.
King Blackthorn has issued a challenge to all Fishermen (and women, etc) in the Kingdom. All Fish caught on or between March 10th and March 30th are to be weighed with an honor going to the largest “Legendary” or “Trophy” fish – which will be mounted and hung on the wall of Castle Blackthorn for all to see. The Smallest Weight fish will be given to the Cooks of the Castle for display on the Kitchen Tables and the Largest Weight. In addition, the Largest Rare or Legendary Crab/Lobster will be cooked for the King’s Table (displayed on his plate). These items shall remain until another such contest replaces them. Fish dated prior to March 10th, or after March 30th will not be eligible. Please drop off your best catch in the chests by the King’s Throne in the Council Chambers on Serpent’s Hold before Midnight on March 30th.?
*Remember, you read it here first!

HOROSCOPE
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
You will stumble down a hole in the ground outside the Bucks Den Bath House, exactly two steps west of 38,40 South x 95,58 East and discover Richard Garriott’s long lost Batmobile. Unless somebody else already got it.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“What rideable UO animal of yore no longer spawns?”

MUSEUM OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Museum Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit. The Museum Of Players is open to all Siege players. Visit it today: Out the Luna South gate, past the bridge, on the left across from the Brigand camp.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 37th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 36th Issue

March 07, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 36th Issue
March 7, 2014

W0T?!!
“The pregnant Lady Almandine takes charge of the Kingsguard.”
– Sherry the Mouse

NAME THAT FATHER!
Who do you think is the real father of Lady Almandine’s baby? Name of the perp and tell us how you think it happened and drop your entry into the mailbox of the Perilous Inquirer. The winning selection will be published.

THE CANDIDATE
Meet Ionya:
I am addicted to mining. Minoc was my starter town since it has a nice mining set up just to the northeast of town. I have also lived on the edge of Minoc for a very long time. I have donated alot to Minoc and I have recently achieved, for a pretty penny, the title Countess of Minoc.
I am sad there was no governor this last term and I think I would be a good governor for this wonderful town. I will definitely add the Faster Casting option to the town stone. So long as the funds are there I will also monitor the message board for any needs or issues. I would like Minoc to be a more popular place in the realm.
– Kattasrophe

THE CANDIDATE
Meet Morgan Ironfist:
New Magincia was the nearest town after the attack, so this is the easiest way to attract trade. Obviously, the player housing makes it quite unique, as do the commodity deed brokers, so it is quite special.
Running for governor opens the possibility to do something for the community, even if it is only S.S.I. for the honorable citizens of New Magincia. But since it has been in effect since day one, people can rely on it. I stand for a continuous trade deal. So, with the help of loyal citizens, I want to keep that up. I am the only governor remaining from the first elections. I am the only one who was present at every council meeting.
I will continue to uphold the trade deal and my influence and knowledge of Britannia’s politics will benefit my fair city.
– Kattasrophe

TREASURE HUNT
It is time for a new treasure hunt and Ilexia is planning it for Saturday, March 15, at 3:PM EST.
This time, it will be a little trickier. A preferred character is Mage, else teleport scrolls will be provided.
Up for grabs is a Clothing Bless Deed.
Welcome All.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
In 1783, the good ship Hind went down off the Cape. All 212 hands aboard were lost. What were their names?

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 36th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 35th Issue

February 28, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 35th Issue
February 28, 2014

THE CANDIDATE
Meet The Gooch. “I guess Minoc chose me. Minoc is the home of Barter Town, which is my home. On Siege, I want to do whatever I can to make Barter Town a better and more fun place. I think it could be a fun place to host events to a little used city. It’s a great area out here and it would be nice to see the city used more.
It would be a great experience to me as a returning player. It is something new that I have never done and it interests me. I would like to host a couple of events. I have a few ideas that I think the community would get a kick out of. Maybe make Minoc a more usable place to have fun.
^_^

KATT FOR MOONGLOW
“Kattasrophe is NICE! Vote for her TWICE!!”
“I just thot that up,” said Norman Bates, Publicist. “I should help Katt more. Maybe, a rally to gather votes. Or a ‘campaign shower.’ I know for a fact that a shower is good for things besides babies. Yess, a shower for Katt! I’m gonna ask M-M-M-mother about that.”

HOROSCOPE
Pisces Feb 28 – Mar 7
Your impending death will be a complete surprise to everyone on the bus you are driving at that moment.

POETS CORNER
She being Brand-new; and you know consequently a little stiff i was careful of her and (having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O.K.) i went to it flooded the carburetor cranked her up, slipped the clutch (and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell) next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly; bare,ly nudg. ing (my lev-er Right-oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning) just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice
– e e cummings

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“What animal used to spawn furs?”

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 35th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

Next week, Guardian~KX Reports:  “Damned watched pot Does boil!”

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 34th Issue

February 21, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 34th Issue
February 21, 2014

NEW STORE
Body-Parts-R-Us, in joint venture with  Kage Venator & Zoloms Collections, Inc., has opened a retail inlet on Siege Perilous. “It’s not an outlet,” explained Zoloms. “It’s more like a Goodwill donation center. Only, we pay for donations and, uh, it’s definitely not good will.”
Asked what they do with the body parts, Kage Venator insisted that his answer be “strictly off the record,” whispering, “We have a contract with the heirs of Charlton Heston to supply a company called Soylent Green.”
At which point Zoloms shushed him, exclaiming libelously, “You can’t trust that reporter!”

MULTIBOXING
Multiboxing means to play multiple separate characters simultaneously. Some say it is illegal in UO. Others say the only thing illegal is using special software that links all logged in characters together simultaneously – that you can legally multibox without the software.
A report attributed to Mesanna about multiboxing is missing. A search has turned up no such report.
Does anybody have a link to that report?

ASEXUAL BUDDING
At the character login screen, click on “New” and follow directions.

POETS CORNER
There was a young girl of Siberia
Who had such a tempting posterior
That the Lapps and the Finns
Kept inventing new sins
As the recognized type were too stereo
– T.S Eliot

HOROSCOPE
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
As a devoted player of MMORPGs, you will be spared when the Aliens kill off all truly cognizant humans.

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
What Siege character played a spoiled little rich girl in the Siege production of “The Frog Prince?”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 34th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are

free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

Laying Siege to Truth

~sine die~

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Perilous Inquirer – 33rd Issue

February 14, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 33rd Issue
February 14, 2014

INSIDIOUS ORGANIZATION
Shadowy figures prowl Siege Perilous, characters holding a strange allegiance to something called “real life,” sometimes abbreviated to “rl.” Beguiling but harmful, rl can entrap a UO character even in their sleep.
“I usually wake up here,” Hattori Hanzo stated, “But the other day, I woke up in a real nightmare. People were yelling at me and I wasn’t allowed to kill them.” Adding with a shudder, “I think it was real life.”

MEET THE CANDIDATES
– by Kattasrophe, age 12
Hello, friends & family of Siege Perilous. Elections for the governors of the cities will begin February 23rd.
Have you wondered who the candidates of all the cities are? Well, if I can get ahold of them, I will have two interviews per newspaper. You can see the full stories on Stratics. Wanna know what they will do for the city they have chosen, or a little bit about their background as to why they chose the city they did? You will find it here and on Stratics!
[Disclosure: I am a candidate of Moonglow.]

PET WASH OPENS
Ilexia, owner of the Waterfall Bridge vendor shop, has announced the grand opening of a new pet wash. Walk your mount under the water falls or, for a deeper cleaning, Ilexia will ride your pet to the top & push it over.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“Who was the UO Team Leader, before Mesanna?”

CASTLE WANTED
“I have been saving for a castle or Keep! Send me a message on Stratics if you have one in a decent spot!
Thanks, Idico”

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits.
Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer.
Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 33rd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are

free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

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~sine die~

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