Perilous Inquirer – 42nd Issue

April 17, 2014 By: DeadBob Stratics Category: Siege Perilous News

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 42nd Issue
April 18, 2014

The Arguments for Both Sides:
> A lot of players prefer non-consensual PvP.
> Non-consensual PvP attracts hard core gamers, which are the backbone of any successful game.
> The vast majority of UO players voted against non-consensual PvP, with their feet, a long time ago.
> The Siege Perilous shard is not worth the extra work & expense. Broadsword could cut costs by making only one publish whenever the game needs fixing or updating.
(Make Broadsword aware of *Your* view: email [email protected].)

Genetically modified food – defined by the World Health Organization as food that is produced by “organisms in which the genetic material has been altered in a way that does not occur naturally” has reached Siege shores. Sources divulge that candies given out last Halloween “ain’t natural” and cause character degeneration leading to listlessness, failure to log on (or out) and house sitting while hidden.

“Inside Job” stars the aging crew of “Fantastic Voyage.” In this sequel, a miniaturized medical staff performs a colonoscopy. Filmed in 3D Smell-O-Rama, the movie overpowers viewers. Recommended for our scatological and chocophiliac readers, 3 Stars.

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19
You will win the WATERFALL BRIDGE SHOP TREASURE HUNT at 3 PM EST this SATURDAY, APRIL19th! ILEXIA will award you a Bronzed Armor or a Driftwood Bow.
But hurry! The 19th is the last day for you to win. Anything. Ever.

To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & answer this question:
“What Siege player is our foremost seller of Orc Ship Deeds?”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 42nd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze!
Free current issues are on the “News” steward.
Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward.
Back copies are
free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.

Ace Reporter: Governor Lady Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

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