The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 34th Issue
February 21, 2014

NEW STORE
Body-Parts-R-Us, in joint venture with  Kage Venator & Zoloms Collections, Inc., has opened a retail inlet on Siege Perilous. “It’s not an outlet,” explained Zoloms. “It’s more like a Goodwill donation center. Only, we pay for donations and, uh, it’s definitely not good will.”
Asked what they do with the body parts, Kage Venator insisted that his answer be “strictly off the record,” whispering, “We have a contract with the heirs of Charlton Heston to supply a company called Soylent Green.”
At which point Zoloms shushed him, exclaiming libelously, “You can’t trust that reporter!”

MULTIBOXING
Multiboxing means to play multiple separate characters simultaneously. Some say it is illegal in UO. Others say the only thing illegal is using special software that links all logged in characters together simultaneously – that you can legally multibox without the software.
A report attributed to Mesanna about multiboxing is missing. A search has turned up no such report.
Does anybody have a link to that report?

ASEXUAL BUDDING
At the character login screen, click on “New” and follow directions.

POETS CORNER
There was a young girl of Siberia
Who had such a tempting posterior
That the Lapps and the Finns
Kept inventing new sins
As the recognized type were too stereo
– T.S Eliot

HOROSCOPE
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
As a devoted player of MMORPGs, you will be spared when the Aliens kill off all truly cognizant humans.

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
What Siege character played a spoiled little rich girl in the Siege production of “The Frog Prince?”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 34th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are

free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

Laying Siege to Truth

~sine die~

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