The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, Ninth Issue
August 30, 2013
BLACKTHORN SPIES ON CITIZENS
According to documents leaked by Ysebella Damours and published by a French newspaper, King Blackthorn has been eavesdropping on the general chat channel.
Confronted with this evidence, the King stuck to his talking points. “I’m not French! I hate factions! And, yes, that’s my grave at my Castle but I’m NOT a zombie!”
A bang up time was had by all
At the Boomer’s Ball in Ladra’s Hall.
The best laid traps for women & men,
Concealed the prizes & danger within
Exploding crates in Ladra’s Hall.
Along came Blade Runner, Parker Swiftness & Tick,
Looking for crates with a candlestick,
While Kelmo, Liandra, Hoffs and Dark Star
Counted the booms from the upstairs bar.
The guests agreed this was indeed the best Siege fest
In many a year. Though some did fear the reds’ unrest,
Death was but a deathrobe quest.
Katt won that.
YOUR PIXEL CRUSH
– Interviewed by Katt (12 yrs old)
Your Pixel Crush, 32, began playing UO 8 years ago. It took her husband 7 years to get her to play. She finally decided to play the game so she could play with her husband.
She says I’ll try anything once, but if I like it alot I’ll try it again.
But what I really like is crafting, dungeon crawling and tmap hunting with a side of roleplay. “I have been a gamer girl always even in high school,” says Pixel Crush. ”
P.S. Aside from PKrs killing people, they are kind of nice,” says Pixel Crush.
STUDY: 95% OF PKs DON’T CLEAN THEIR WEAPONS
This reporter, while observing PKs immediately after a kill, found 95 percent not using a cleanser, not scrubbing for the recommended 20 seconds, or not washing at all.
“<expletive deleted> off,” said BlOoDlUsT. “I usually wash my blade unless someone’s still trying to kill me.”
NBT is working on a Scavenger Hunt.
Ilexia may be planning a Treasure Hunt.
PLANNING AN EVENT?
Others might like to assist you. Tell us & we’ll help spread the word.
VENDOR PLAZA (Adv)
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