Wednesday, February 22, 2012 By Merik
Congratulations to all of the Fishermen on their new record breaking Fish, Crab and Lobster! You all have been running Orin around like a chicken with his head cut off with your submissions.
The Hall and Village would like to thank everyone for continuing to make this a healthy and enjoyable competition, especially Iron Mack who can’t seem to catch a break…or record fish that doesn’t match the weight on display. Keep your Bikini up Iron Mack, one day you will catch that fairytale Mud Puppy.
As for the overachieving Mace McElroy, you have left us no choice but to Unlock and release our Super Fishing Trap Sylph upon you for submitting too many fish in the mailbox per day. May the Bishop bless our Fishing Trap and Kaiko watch over her as the Stars of the Orion’s belt guide her right to the ship of Mace McElroy!
AND…don’t forget The Void Lobster competition is still active! Be sure to catch one before Mac*letters scratched out*lroy…before someone else does!