The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, Sixth Issue  August 9, 2013

** WIN 100k **  HOW MANY CASTLES
Are on Siege?
81. Doubt that number? See for yourself!  You can now visit every castle on Siege using DeadBob’s Compendium of Siege Castles, a set of 6 runebooks on the front steps of the Perilous Inquirer.
But is it complete?
Yes! And, we’re so sure it is that we’ll pay 100,000 gp to the first player dropping a rune in our mailbox to a castle that is not included in the Compendium.

NO HELL EITHER FOR HEAVENLESS
Heavenless [FSP!] [SL] has received notification from Hell that he’s not welcome there, either.
“Maybe Limbo will take me,” the scarred fighter told this reporter. “You don’t think I’ll havta learn that stupid dance, do you?”

Dj DEF INTERVIEW
by Kattasrophe (Age 12)
Dj Def, 57, is a disc jockey for UOradio.com. I asked him what inspired him to become a dj. He answered, “My inspiration comes from the 60s & 70s, listening to the popular music of that generation.”
He plays on Siege, Sonoma and Catts. He likes listening to oldies, classic and rock.
He has two sons and one wife who play too.
He said his favorite thing about being a dj is interacting with the audience and sharing the songs from the lost generation and also bringing them their requests. He says this is the key in ensuring that they have the background music to enhance their playing.
Side notes: He isn’t on parole! And, I had to pay 5,000 gp to get the interview book back from Ladra who stole it from me.
[Editor’s note: Katt was reimbursed her 5k out of pocket expense. We also verified that Dj Def is not on parole & has only one wife.]

THE PERILOUS INQUIRER SALUTES
Our Friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad On A Job Well Done
Mahmoud, who plays the character Abdul Husinsane on Siege, attributed his ability to simultaneously handle his former job as Iranian President while being a successful Shadowlord member here to the fact that, “I can’t really tell the difference.”

MALE ENHANCEMENT
Clinic Addition
Nurse Miss Maude’s new machine can work wonders.
“It looks like a torture wrack,” she confided, “But I’ve modified it.”

RIDDLE  What did Bill Gate’s new bride say to him on their wedding night?  (Answer on last page)

The Perilous Inquirer
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
Sealed copies of the current issue are on the steward.  Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Editor: DeadBob  Reporter: Kattasrophe
Articles Wanted! Submit to [email protected] or PM DeadBob on stratics.
Lawsuits: Dewey Cheatum & Howe

Riddle Answer: “Oh! So, that’s why you named it, Microsoft.”

~sine die~

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