The Perilous Inquirer
Holiday Issue
December 27, 2013

NEW YEARS PARTY
(On Atlantic)
8:PM Final day, 2013
Hall Of Players
“Thieves Night Out”
Have a drink, meet old friends, make new friends, steal anything not locked down at the Hall Of Player’s New Year’s Eve Party.
SHOW UP!
A Door Prize steward will thank you for coming by placing a prize in your pack.
HAVE A DRINK!!
A Drink steward is on each floor to serve you libations while you party.
BE SMART!!!
Trivia Monk stewards on each floor will put a prize into your pack if you answer the trivia question about an exhibit on the same floor.
STEAL STUFF!!!!
Not all of the items you see are part of the exhibits for over 350 UO players. Some are valuable items that are yours to keep if you spot them first.
LOCATION
The Hall of Players is the 17th house on the left out the Luna south gate across from the Brigand Camp at 41N,24W.
A rune to the Hall Of Players is in the Secret Chest out front at the Book Store.
There is a house teleporter to the Hall at the Blue Crane Portal in Zento.
THE HALL OF PLAYERS exists because UO players donated the house and all of the exhibits. It is a remarkable testimony to the generosity and good will of gamers everywhere. This New Years Eve, come and be one of the people who have helped to make Ultima Online the longest running MMO in gaming history! You’ll be in good company.

PET TIP
The tamer told me he castrated his mounts with 2 bricks.
“Does that hurt?”
“Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way.”

WHY THAT NAME?
– by RueTor
UncleSham: Sham, noun. a fake or falsehood meant to deceive . i love my country but my government scares the crap out of me. “unclesham”
Troop: It was a simple decision to name Troop. It’s my real life nick name. Troop is also known for wearing his spiffy purple shoes. Purple shoes are also a fascination of mine in real life.
DeadBob: When my kids were young, I often took them to the Renaissance Festival. Participants wear elaborate medieval costumes, but one year the biggest hit was some nut wearing a sheet and riding a stick horse. He called himself Ded Bob and kids of all ages loved him, including me. I thought of him when I started UO. When all else fails, when you have absolutely nothing but a death robe, you can still enjoy humor.

PC SNOBS
Editorial
Political Correctness is just another form of snobbery. Snobs are always self-appointed to decide who is on the inside and has the right way of thinking. Pay attention to what these snobs say and you’ll see they want you to speak the right phrases and behave in ways they approve or be labeled as ignorant, insensitive and just plain wrong. Sound familiar? It should. We all knew snobs in high school. They never grew up.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all.
And if you dear reader are not Christian, I hope you will return these good wishes when & in whatever way you might truly mean it.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 26th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: UncleSham, Troop
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
Published by the ROFLTimes.com

~sine die~

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