The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 33rd Issue
February 14, 2014

INSIDIOUS ORGANIZATION
Shadowy figures prowl Siege Perilous, characters holding a strange allegiance to something called “real life,” sometimes abbreviated to “rl.” Beguiling but harmful, rl can entrap a UO character even in their sleep.
“I usually wake up here,” Hattori Hanzo stated, “But the other day, I woke up in a real nightmare. People were yelling at me and I wasn’t allowed to kill them.” Adding with a shudder, “I think it was real life.”

MEET THE CANDIDATES
– by Kattasrophe, age 12
Hello, friends & family of Siege Perilous. Elections for the governors of the cities will begin February 23rd.
Have you wondered who the candidates of all the cities are? Well, if I can get ahold of them, I will have two interviews per newspaper. You can see the full stories on Stratics. Wanna know what they will do for the city they have chosen, or a little bit about their background as to why they chose the city they did? You will find it here and on Stratics!
[Disclosure: I am a candidate of Moonglow.]

PET WASH OPENS
Ilexia, owner of the Waterfall Bridge vendor shop, has announced the grand opening of a new pet wash. Walk your mount under the water falls or, for a deeper cleaning, Ilexia will ride your pet to the top & push it over.

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“Who was the UO Team Leader, before Mesanna?”

CASTLE WANTED
“I have been saving for a castle or Keep! Send me a message on Stratics if you have one in a decent spot!
Thanks, Idico”

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits.
Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer.
Your named items will be used to create your exhibit.
The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 33rd Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are

free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.” Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

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~sine die~

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