The Perilous Inquirer
Vol 1, 29th Issue
January 17, 2014

DR. TRU DDS, DMV
Offers quick & painless tooth extraction. “The trick is to administer the anesthetic simultaneously with the extraction,” confided the dentist. “They never feel a thing.”

MOONGLOW MARATHON
Town Event 4pm EST Sunday, 26 Jan 14
Meet at the Moonglow Lyceum.
Grand Prize: A Charger Of The Fallen. Plus a gold prize & other goodies. Booby Prize: the guy who fell off the Charger (probably Garth.)
Details posted by Governor York on UO.Stratics Siege Perilous forum:
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/threads/moonglow-marathon-sunday-january-26th-4pm-east.310073/

WHEN RU STEALS A MIND
– Kattasrophe, Age 12
After dealing with Ru being a thief of the mind, I find the aftermath to be horrible! Although when he steals your mind you do not remember a thing, at the same time you are still there, fighting to have your memory back. So, what do you do to keep him from stealing your mind? The answer is a frying pan…
Until next time. *hopes to keep her mind*

LIFE ON FELUCCA?
National Aeronautics of Shard Atlantic (NASA) has landed a Rover on Felucca to explore the possibility of life there. “With all these houses and castles, we believe Rover is bound to sniff out a live character somewhere in these vast lands. We just have to be patient.”

HALL OF PLAYERS
The Siege Perilous Hall Of Players is accepting exhibits. Give an item or a book or a statue with your character’s name on it to Kattasrophe or to Victoria, or drop it into the mailbox at the Perilous Inquirer. Your named items will be used to create your exhibit. The Hall Of Players is open to all Siege players.

COLORADO SHARD
UO may announce the opening of a new shard dedicated to pot smokers. “This could be the start of a new, inexpensive game genre,” proclaimed spokeswoman Hashberry, “No more resources spent creating quests, story arcs or even detailed world building. All they’ll need are groovy colors and sitar music. Imagine, a whole game in just one screen!”

TRIVIA MONK
To receive a prize, be the first to go to the Trivia Monk on our steps & say the word that answers this question:
“What regular Siege player named his character after the Greek god of wine?”

The Perilous Inquirer
Vol. 1, 29th Issue
3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
News & Booze! Free current issues are on the “News” steward. Free named liquors are on the “Booze” steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, “Siege Droppings.”
Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
Reporter: Kattasrophe
Onomatologist: Rue Tor
Contributors: Moonglow Governor York
Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive

~sine die~

Join the discussion at:
http://uo2.stratics.com/community/forums/uo-siege-perilous.60/create-thread