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Orcs Really Do Cry

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A large group gathered last night in the fair city of Brit to help a small very smelly orc that goes by the name of Nubgruk. This was a very generous act as most humans and other creatures stay clear of orcs as they never bath and roll around in their own poo, a thing they are very proud of . Karek, JINX, Zindool, Octavian, Bellarrix, Juanita, Lord Servious, Mhari, Olive Isbane, Lily, Brill, Sul, Allista Laleyan, Captain Murphy, Holy Moses, Sentinal, mafia, Skye, Alex, Lord Thorreain Baron, Zhana, Imara, Tom Pope, Donegal, Wolfe, ONYX, Martyna, Malag aste, Lord Flash, Qat, Lady Twoburntfouryou, Venekor, Zlynn and Lord Barrow were just a few of the many  that gathered to help the sad little orc.

Nubgruk upon walking into the Counselor Hall began to cry. It appeared he had lost his dog and none of his fellow orcs would help him find it. There is always a communication problem when orcs try to speak English. Nubgruk went on and on about what a great pet ” doggi ” is. Orcs have been known to kill humans as we all know. Nubgruk promised to never hurt a human again if we helped him find his dog. All he knew was the last time he saw his dog it was in a place of red and fire. Orcs often are lured to fiery places so he opened a magical gate to the first place he could think of and the crowd followed.

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Hot Hot Hot Fire Dungeon was the spot and greeting us were Fiery Hellcats and Magma Steeds. They needed to be killed before we could even start to look for the ” doggi “. Once we were free of the heat we started to look and no dog was to be found. Several of the woman folk noticed a soft meowing from behind a rock formation. It was a tiny hellkitten. This small creature started following everyone around. No doubt all the petting was part of the reason.

The next location was Fire Temple. It does not get much hotter than that. No dog was to be found there however a very large Incandescent Hellbeast, relative of The Slayer, was there. Many deaths took place in this location sadly. The third and last location we visited was a success. This was the Chaos Shrine but to reach it we had to fight our way through White-Hot Fire Elementals and Basalt Elementals. Below are a few images from this adventure.

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Upon reaching the Shrine we see towering over everyone including the dragons an old friend. It was none other than the child demoness Beezlebetsy. We had not seen this two toned creature in more than two years.  Knowone can forget that scandal when she kidnapped Sparky and forced him to attend her tea party. It seems as though Beezlebetsy has always been fond of animals and creatures of all types. Looking about we see puppies and kittens asleep on cots covered in bandages. The crowd found this rather odd and Beezlebetsy was quick to point out she had decided to become a veterinarian. Nubgruk starts making very strange noises and jumps up and down. One of the puppys on the cots is his ” doggi”. He picks it up and swirls with joy. The crowd rather speechless looks at each other with brows raised. Nubgruk is holding up a ferret. Then people start yelling that it is a ferret not a dog! Nubgruk replies, ” Has four legs, is furry and is not cat. Is dog “. Beezlebetsy was more than happy to give the orc his pet back but she wanted another of fill the void. The hellkitten from Fire Dungeon that was following the crowd around would do just fine.

Appearing as though she was Glenda the Good Witch, Lady Artemis, (the Moonglow Zookeeper) showed before us. She raises a crooked weathered finger at Beezlebetsy and praises her for how well she has taken care of the puppies and kittens. She then pointed out that Beezlebetsy was not yet a veterinarian and could not keep that many animals at once. Lady Artemis then gathers most of the animals and takes them to the Moonglow Zoo informing the crowd these pets will be available for adoption after they have been spayed and neutered.  Many were hoping these pets would be ready for Valentines day as gifts. The day of hearts and roses is only four days away so lovers young and old start visiting your favorite vendors and shops for that special something for your special person.