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LOCATION: The North End of the Wind Dungeon Hallway Entrance (Felucca) , Test Shard
[1:37:21] Pokket: I’m in….I’m at Yew moongate. I’m scared. [laughs] I’m at the gate here too.
[1:37:23] Mesanna: Oh my gosh.
[1:37:26] Pokket: And I don’t remember what I’m doing.
[1:37:27] Grakulen: [Runs south over the teleporter into Wind and out into the maze area.] I’m not worthy to go into the city of Wind.
[1:37:36] Bleak: Uh. There is a [inaudible].
[1:37:37] Pokket: Oh, another red. It’s a llama.
[1:37:39] Bleak: They’re coming out.
[1:37:41] Pokket: Llamas die first.
[1:37:41] Grakulen: JC is attacking me, apparently. And I’m dead.
[1:37:50] [Grakulen’s character is dead for the tenth time. A gump appears asking if he wants to report JC as a murderer.]
[1:37:50] Mesanna: JC, shame on you!
[1:37:51] Grakulen: Isn’t he in my party? No, no, he’s not.
[1:37:54] Pokket: I used to name my character’s like “a rabbit” and stuff and that way it would say you…
[1:37:59] Grakulen: He’s a murderer.
[1:38:02] Pokket: …were killed by a rabbit. That was so great.
[1:38:04] Mesanna: We used to have a group that we went out with and they were called the Brady Bunch and everybody had the name of like Marcia, Jan, Cindy, and all those. I think people were laughing so hard because we’d go, “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” and then you’d get “Marcia killed such and such.” So that was funny.
[1:38:21] Grakulen: I hope you’re happy with yourself, JC. It’s like picking on the…
[1:38:26] Pokket: Where’d that red go? [inaudible] is gray. We can still kill him.
[1:38:31] Mesanna: You won’t get a murder count for him.
[1:38:33] Pokket: Yeah.
[1:38:34] Mesanna: Or the red.
[1:38:35] Pokket: Oh, he’s coming. Oh, he’s attacking me. I’m scared. Oh, I’m attacking him back. He’s running. [inaudible]
[1:38:46] Mesanna: He’s running?
[1:38:48] Pokket: He’s running. Oh god. There’s the red. Oh no, he’s attacking me. He’s going to…
[1:38:55] Pokket: I’m scared. I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m just hitting stuff. Oh no, I didn’t mean to attack. Oh god, now he can hit me anywhere. Oh god. I’m just running now. You know, I know that trick. You follow the tree line and it doesn’t stop.
[1:39:13] Mesanna: Oh my goodness.
[1:39:20] Grakulen: I’m not worthy of entrance to the city of Wind.
[1:39:24] Mesanna: You have to have magery…
[1:39:26] Grakulen: It could have something to do with the fact that I’m dead too.
[1:39:29] Mesanna: Ah, probably.
[1:39:30] Pokket: Oh, the llama’s back. Oh crap, I attacked him again. That was bad.
[1:39:30] Mesanna: Get out of war mode.
[1:39:41] Pokket: He’s probably…. [laughs] I know. Well, no, I just ran up to him since I’d already attacked him and just attacked him again automatically. And I paralyzed him so I could run.
[1:39:50] [Grakulen opens the Atlas gump. It shows the Felucca World map and he zooms into the Wind maze area.]
[1:39:53] Mesanna: Do you have a bow on?
[1:39:54] Pokket: Yeah, I’m sure he’s like, “What a newb.”
[1:39:56] Mesanna: You’re auto-targeting.
[1:40:04] Grakulen: What the hell… [commercial plays in the background]
[1:40:06] Pokket: They’re like, “I love the ones that hit and run.” That was me. [laughs]
[1:40:23] Pokket: What’s that blue text?
[1:40:27] Bleak: General chat.
[1:40:30] Pokket: How do I type in that?
[1:40:35] Grakulen: [Closes Atlas gump.] Yeah, I just had a random commercial come across the stream on me. So if anybody was asking about hearing a commercial, that was it.
[1:40:43] Pokket: How do I type in general chat? I want to say [inaudible]
[1:40:44] Phoenix: Type a /c and then hit space and then it will switch into chat mode.
[1:40:50] Grakulen: Yeah, it’d be really cool if somebody could rez [inaudible]
[1:40:52] Misk: If you’re using the classic client, just hit comma and then space.
[1:40:56] Pokket: Oh.
[1:41:06] Pokket: Can reds see that chat?
[1:41:10] Mesanna: Yeah, everybody can.
[1:41:12] Pokket: Oh no. I can talk crap in…I mean…
[1:41:15] Mesanna: Yep, you can.
[1:41:18] Misk: Assuming that they are in the chat. It’s an opt-in chat.
[1:41:24] Pokket: Oh, oh [a character named “oh”] is attacking me. Why are you attacking me? Oh no. Oh nice try, dude. Nice try.
[1:41:30] Grakulen: I am in war mode. So. I was in war mode. Now I’m in war mode.
[1:41:35] Pokket: Too bad, guy.
[1:41:37] Grakulen: Oh, JC’s a ghost too.
[1:41:40] Pokket: Why is he attacking me still?
[1:41:59] Pokket: Oh this guy is….
[1:42:02]: [Grakulen’s character is resurrected by SunWolf.]
[1:42:02 Pokket: Can’t I call the guards? Oh. It’s because he got attacked by him. That’s it.
[1:42:08] Grakulen: I’ve lost a lot of… [The backpack gump opens and Grakulen begins dressing his character.]
[1:42:07] Pokket: Let’s kill this guy then. Let’s gank him. Yeah. I only attack whenever you get attacked by other people.
[1:42:21] Grakulen: That’s how it works.
[1:42:26] Pokket: He’s just going back and getting…you know what?
[1:42:31] Grakulen: Somebody’s trying to serenade me.
[1:42:35] Bleak: This guy ganks.
[1:42:36] Pokket: Oh he’s attacking me now. But he’s not going to kill me because I’m too good. Oh, he disarmed me. Dang. Oh, where is he? He’s dead. As I miss every shot. Oh dang, that was a powerful… Oh no, I’m getting stunned. This is called a gank.
[1:43:00] Grakulen: I need to find you.
[1:43:00] Pokket: I almost gave that guy a murder count. Aww.
[1:43:02] Grakulen: So I can watch you get dead. [Closes the backpack gump.]
[1:43:08] Pokket: I’m at…you just go to the moongate. I’m at Fel…I…
[Grakulen opens the Atlas gump and toggles to the small round map view and leaves it open over his paper doll.]
[1:43:26] Pokket: I have to go talk crap now that I’m dead. Now that I got defeated, I have to tell them about how bad they are. “You are so bad that I lost.”
[1:43:37] Mesanna: Oh my god.
[1:43:42] Mesanna: You should be typing that in chat.
[1:43:46] Grakulen: I think she was.
[1:43:48] Mesanna: Oh my god. Oh lord.
[1:43:52] Grakulen: I am by the…I’m in something. Where the hell am I? I’m like in a mountain area and there’s some red solen infiltrators. Got some naked Imbuees.
[1:44:08] Pokket: Wow, you’re beyond lost. Do you need someone….? You’re at Wind.
[1:44:11] Mesanna: Holy smoke. Do you want to go…
[1:44:12] Pokket: What are you doing at Wind?
[1:44:14] Mesanna: Hold on.
[1:44:14] Grakulen: I can’t go there because it tells me I’m not smart enough.
[1:44:19] Mesanna: Do you want to go where she is?
[1:44:20] Grakulen: Sure, that sounds like a great idea.
[1:44:21] Mesanna: OK, hold on. Hold tight.
[1:44:24] Grakulen: [Reads from chat panel.] Pokket is a mean 97-year-old woman.
[1:44:30] Pokket: I tell people that all the time. That I’m 97.
[1:44:34] Mesanna: Now keep in mind you are going to die here.
[1:44:37] Grakulen: OK.
[1:44:38] Mesanna: [inaudible]
[1:44:38] Pokket: If you run out and see a red name, then just immediately run.
[1:44:44] Grakulen: Sounds good.
Go to Part 6: Yew Moongate Area (Felucca).
Haven Bank (Trammel) | Covetous Dungeon (Trammel) Entrance and Level 1 | Covetous Dungeon (Trammel) Level 2 | Covetous Dungeon (Trammel) Levels 3-5 | Yew Moongate Area (Felucca) | A Player’s House in Trammel
Last modified: May 22, 2012