As the crowd began to build during the opening of The Golden Fang Nightclub and Museum a magical letter appeared and was read:
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas Sossarians,
I have decided to come down from the North Sossarian Pole to bring all Boys and Girls gifts from the North Pole. Since you all are too old for Toys I will be bringing 20 million gold instead. I will be at the Golden Fang Nightclub, or is it a museum instead, with my merry elves, to bring Christmas cheer. Don’t bring me milk!!!!! Santa likes beer.
From the information the Staff has at this time, the Jolly One will be making his appearance around 9pm EST on Saturday 12/10/11. With a beer swilling Santa you never know what could happen. Let us all just hope the guy will keep his red suit on, unlike some of the patrons at the club on opening night. But more on that story later.